" Boy, am I confused ,,,"
Then I thought : " Well , if you have to be somewhere ,,, being confused isn't
that bad a place "
So I just stayed confused for a few days
There really was no where else to go anyway , so why bother moving away
from the confusion .
One of the sweet attributes of confusion , ,,,,
is that it comes with it's own built in excuses
If you arrive late somewhere
just state that you got confused
it lets you off the hook
because people who were waiting for you , will say :::
" That's Ok , I understand ,,, hell , I've been a might confused myself at times "
whoopie ,,,, you are instantly forgiven
Confusion is an excuse that works
Works very well in fact .
It has worked on the witness stand many times .
heck man ,,,
criminals have even walked ,,,
because they used being confused as a defense .
Think about that for a while ,,
give it some thought will you ?
Just don't sit there getting confused ,,, THINK it out ,,,
it works well