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09-11-2014, 10:10 AM #826
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Interesting is how we never really question
our entrapment to time while we are under it's influence .

Once we approached that line where we are truly free of paying attention to time for our scheduled duties ,,,

we may awake to the fact that our days are becoming more free of it .

The beast is free of it all their lives

it is a Human entrapment

Only we ,, and none other , invented schedules for ourselves .

I personally never have to punch a time clock for work of any type

there are no certain set time limits for anything in my life .

I am free to sleep in every morning if I choose
eat whenever i choose

my support system has no parameters to be met .

nothing i do is dependent on a set moment .

I just asked Beepers today after the last bike in the stable was sold

" Do you want to go home to California right now Beeps ? "

we were setting in the car with all we need ,,,

which is so very little ,,,

All i had to do was turn the key and put the gear in drive and head out .

that is freedom

we could stay
we could go

no moss

and no time

nothing here to hold us

and no where must we go to

we can literally throw a dart at a map

and where it hits

we can go there

we do not even have to stop and say good bye to anyone

it is bust a move and you are rolling ,,,

when night falls

pull off the road into a forest and set camp for the night

next day go until you find a place interesting enough to hang around a while .

literally drive away without saying anything to anyone .

wherever we end up
there we'll meet new people

if we like it
we stay a bit

if not
somewhere else is just as fine .

freedom
09-11-2014, 12:44 PM #827
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(09-11-2014, 01:33 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  In my days of working for others

I would panic each morning to the sound of the alarm clock ,,,, EEK !

years of that conditioning to panic over the two hands on a clock ,,,

was a bitch to break that and release it .

I'm unaware of the first time I awoke , that I did not panic and look at the clock .

I do know that I never panic any more about what time it is .

But my point is ,,, conditioning ,,,

and how the effects are such an ass to break out of .

Oh god, don't I know it. When I first moved here it hit me like a ton of bricks how I kept myself in a state of near panic over alarm clocks and a multitude of things that don't matter in the least.

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09-11-2014, 08:43 PM #828
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Yes JR

PANIC !

I can imagine

You got to a new country

JOB
HOUSE
VEHICLE

I gotta HURRY and get set up

Gee-shits !

btw

the chapter is titled : Time Peace

Time is like War

there is Peace only when you end it .

when a person ends their dependence on watching the clock

sweet peace
09-26-2014, 09:07 PM #829
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Go figure .

The Department of Justice is corrupt ?

All the way to the top ?

next you'll tell me the Military Industrial , Congressional Complex is ,,

Not the controlling factor of the U.S. Nation ,,, right ?

The daily thoughts are toward Justice for all ,,, and they mean ALL across the Globe

Right ?

First sites bombed in Syria ,,, were small independent Bootleg Oil Refineries ?

These were selling oil on the black market , to any currency the sellers
wished to accept ,,,

right ?

you mean they broke the pact made in 1923 , that stated all Oil on this planet
must be sold in U.S. Dollars and no other currency ?

It was said by the so called Officials , that these small operations turning
out crudely refined Oil ,,,, was a major financial gain for ISIS ,,, and that is
why these were targeted .

Trust ?

Trust the corruption ?

Trust me when I say : " Trust Nothing you hear , if Global investors are able
to make money on the events "

each event I witness unfold , my first thoughts on the motives behind them ,,

is MONEY .

I swear , so cynical do I see everything as it unfolds .

The Absurdity of the supposed motives has always been so ludicrous ,,,
that I have no other way to view events any longer .
09-26-2014, 09:20 PM #830
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It would be great to get the entire Nation of the U.S. to understand that
the strength of the Wealth in this country ,,,,

is it's POWER

and if Oil Begins to be sold in other currencies ,,,, The U.S. loses it's BASE and will
fall flat on it's face .

The U.S. Dollar is not backed by GOLD nor Silver

it's strength comes from the fact that Oil on the planet must be sold using the U.S. Dollar .

if that situation changes

there will be a far less demand to trade in dollars

in fact ,,,

it would just about wipe out demand for the U.S. Dollar

for no other reason would there be to want it .

Energy runs the Industrialized World

if that Energy is traded in other currencies ,,,,

get it ?

Now look to the middle east

see the wars and bloodshed ?

This is a SPOOF OPERATION being pulled over your eyes .

do you doubt this ?

Think about it .

Try seeing all events initiated for profit first .

Then consider the so called official reports .

50 years ago in Dallas ,,, an official report ?

the Warren Commission Report was TRUE ?

The United States Monetary system is fully reliant on all oil on this planet
being traded in U'S' Dollars .

There is nothing else beside that pact , holding up the U.S. Dollar .

The U.S. Dollar would become almost useless without that pact being adhered to by all Oil traders .

If that pact is defeated completely by all Oil Trading ,,,


ALL FALL DOWN ,,,

The U.S. is only as strong as the Bribe Money they have .
10-22-2014, 08:26 AM #831
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(08-10-2014, 08:29 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Here's the problem

Amy got pissy twice with me

the two times she saw me with another woman

why is the problem

she was not wearing my ring

and I had not gone thrice around the fire pit with her panties on my head

so we were not a couple
not boyfriend / girlfriend

we were friends

but dang

with crissy and with Laurel , both times she got on me .

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like damn girl

why you try to be my momma ?

I'm old enough to date those girls

so why you care bout dat ?


ha ha

i just had a visit with Amy the other day

she wants

i don't


heh heh
10-22-2014, 10:04 AM #832
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Damn

in my visit with Amy, I recalled her questionair of me as prospective mate for her life plans as a Mother , wife, and home making

funny
I sat , looked about the house and her two kids

Thought to myself

" Rog' , THIS , is where you'd be ,,, STUCK,,,

Her happy GONE

she should have stayed a Party Girl

She is divorced , working 12 hour days

and her time is sucked up in STUCK

stagnated life

a vacuum of sameness


she looks wore down from it .

alas

Time does have it's prisoners

sorry man ,, I dodged the net , slipped the ties that bind

ran for the hills
ditched the responsibilities of Family life

Rode the Dark Horse of unconventionality , Broke the bonds of Moral Living , cussed the Family Values and flipped it the bird as I slid out the side door to maintain my self indulgence in free living .

sorry Amy , to have missed out on the last 15 years of sharing your dream with you .

Gas was cheap back then , 1000miles away in a day was easy to do ,,
I looked back every hundred or so miles , and gave you a thought

I did not feel you missing .

I would rather my distractions , then a trap I could not breath in.

I said it to you honestly : I can't stop , and I won't stop "

The road is the closest thing to a home I could ever want .

Note to self from myself : Never teeter on the fence of life decisions ,,,

no matter what you ponder , that you may miss out on , stick to your guided plan .

ALWAYS .

ditto for clean panties .
10-22-2014, 10:27 AM #833
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Sign post do not exist on the highway of life

those that seem to be , have no value actually

reason being , unless those are teleportation into the future , you can never tell what those funky looking signs will lead you to .

Know what I mean ?

yeah , you may at times try to prepare yourself for future possibilities

But man , the longer you live , the more you found that nothing can be relied upon to come and go as you suspected

so many variables are possible ,, to happen that will thrown a Monkey in your hind sight , not to mention a Troupe of them in your fore sight .


You see, what I posted in the above post ,
Amy almost had me ,,, by not much ,, heh heh

No fool was I about to be

tempted was I ?

Are you serious ?

This Hippie ?

but that is not the point I am trying to make

The point is " Choice " and how to stick to yours

" Why did you leave me Rog' ? "

whoa !

My answer ?

" As a Child I was Kidnapped ,,, NO ,,, not like that , I mean it was deep thinking toward my future that Kidnapped me ,,, a THOUGHT held me captive ,,,

That thought was about ,,, roam a wild wind , let it blow me asunder if it will , but ,, let me ride it out to the end of my time "

Leave you ?

I did not leave you , instead it is better to say , I never left my kidnapper , my first designed thoughts of what my future would become "

You , tried to kidnap me from my Kidnapper

Thought proved stronger than my love for you is all .

Insight , outlook , lookouts ,,,

You just happened to be one of the Look Outs man .

Look out for that Woman , she'll have you living against your desired lifestyle .

So tell me , what did I miss ?

what caused your divorce Amy ,,,

You cheated on your Husband ?

Nice ,, your vow was conventional right ?

you wanted a conventional life style ,, made the Vow for such ,,, and broke that .


Worked well for you , did it not ?

No ?

well , see why I left now ?
10-22-2014, 10:46 AM #834
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Section 8 headspace rented out on food stamp mentallity , with a sub standard living allowance .

Hold down , nail to the floor , let not go at any cost

ride 'em down and hogtie the bastards ,,,

Stand at the alter
Holy Matri-money ?

Gawd wills it

Family Values is a required life force for pure righteousness and moral living ,,, eh ?

and you end up popping pills ,washing it down with whiskey , and relying on Late night news to predict your future ,,,

right ?

sounds sane ,,,, right ?

It works well ,,, right ?

Gawd dam the innocents for waking the truth in a blind mans eyes ,,, let the Bum sleep
let him dream ,,,

no fuss , and no one will notice ,,,

just let it roll ,,,

so Ebola's running around free at last

was not Sars doing the same a decade ago ?

what happened to that ??

Gone

so ignore Ebola and maybe it too will just go away .

Gawd damed stupid people

what world is it that allows stupid people to thrive ?

jebus ,,, breeders ,,, people who ,,, oh damn

dumb is the only thing that breeds these days ?

what happened ?

smart people like me stopped breeding because we see how stupid it is ?

must be why so many stupid people are around .

danged that Leave it to Beaver show

I know we missed some kind of devastating catastrophe that wipes out stupid

I wonder how ?

was it all the atomic bomb test , those threw us out of sync by an inch ,,, right ?

so because of that ,,, we missed the " Stupid Plague " that was supposed to sterilize all the stupids on Earth ,,, right ?

GREAT !

Just great , now we are stuck with STUPIDS !

is this a game ?

did we already lose ?

we must have lost ,, no ,,, ?

Yeah , that's it , it was a game all along and we lost the damned thing

I HATE SPORTS TO HELL !

gawd I hate games ,,

stupid game

and we lost it

we lost the " Stupid Game "

we can't even beat stupid ,,,

gawd ,, I feel so much disappointment right now ,,,,

we lost to the STUPIDS ,,, how do you get over something like that ?
10-22-2014, 10:17 PM #835
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yeah I know

Hilarity is the first stages of insanity ,,,

excuse me while I laugh my A$$ straight into CRAZY

The : " Stupid Game "

that ,, heh heh ,, is what we should call life on this Planet

" THE STUPID GAME "

You pit the few smart
against the mass of stupids

roll the dice

move your game piece one space per spot on the Dice .

' The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth "

Yeah they will indeed .

That is , they will if being stupid , makes you one of the Meek .
10-22-2014, 10:25 PM #836
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I determined to write another chapter to add to the book

Entitled : " The SUPER STORM OF SUPER STUPID SPERM "

premise would be that a Huge Massive Sperm Bank , collected from SUPER STUPID
people ,,,

Is stolen ,,,

and The Perps inject the sperm into a Vat of Douche products

all across the World , women become preggers with Super Stupid Sperm .

Yeah , I believe I'll do that ,,,

Just write a story about a World full of SUPER STUPID SPERM DONORS
and ,,,


oh ,,, this is gonna be GOOD !
10-23-2014, 02:58 AM #837
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Damned situation comedies arise out of a single Fart

I've seen people fart and make people around them Puke

gawd funny that is

Kid I knew was sitting in a circle as we played duck duck goose in first grade

I was up doing the circle

as I rounded each player sitting

i would say the duck
duck
duck
duck
and when I got to my friend

instead of Goose

I squatted on the top of his head and ,,,,

FART !

then ran like a weasel with a fresh Hen

heh heh heh

Laugh ?

yeah , even the teacher laughed

when Pet Rocks came out

I made " Pet Fart in a Jar "
these sold faster than I could Fart them .

Nothing cracks ya up like a foll and his farts

walk up to any two or more people standing around talking

Lift a Leg
Grimace

and Fart at one of them

see what I mean ?

Farts are a blast

in more than one way man .

add food coloring and make rainbow farts !

Those are very popular at LSD Parties .

Add Soap and make Fart Suds ,,, those last almost an Hour man .

I like when there are passengers in my Vehicle man

windows all rolled up

ask the passenger to roll theirs down a crack

lean the other way and ,,, FART !

the gas rides the suction of the wind out their window

swoosh ,,, right past their Snoozels man .

Cracks me up every time

Blow out the candles on your Birthday Cake with one

No one will want a slice

I've gotten entire B.D Cakes that way ,,, all to myself .

Once ,,, I strained real hard for two days and nights saving up the gas
for a Super Human Fart


went to the party with it saved up in my gut

circle of folks in the back yard drinking and Talking

I walked over and stepped into the center of the circle

Announced : " 'Scuse me , important message from the LORD here ,,,

and BLAST !!!!!!

let it all out at once ,, WHEW !!!

Felt like it ripped a leg off

made three or four of them PUKE ,,, heh heh

Gotta Love that , when ya make 'em puke ,,,
it shows ya got some rot going on man

Strong Farts , the ones that make your eyes water ,,, those are GREAT

But the ones that are best ,,

are the ones that Gag entire Armies man .

Like Mustard gas almost

ya just gasp and can't catch your breath ,,,

DUDE ! THOSE ARE THE BEST OF ALL MAN .

Cool thing I did once

My Girlfriend had been a Brat to me

while she slept

I Cut a Bacon Cheese Burger Fart under the Blanket

slid out and had it trapped in the stale air under there ,,,

Then threw the Blanket over her face ,,,

RETCH !!!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHJAH

she tossed her Salad man

I had to lock myself in the Garage to escape her Wrath ...

while in there ,,,
I yelled through the door

get away ,, or I'll Cut loose another one in a Bag and throw it at you .


She later turned me down during my proposal ,,,

HURUMPH !

I wondered Why

Maybe I wasn't farting it right or something .
10-23-2014, 03:09 AM #838
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Have fun with this one

Sit at the P.C. at your desk

call the spouse over

Have google earth on the PC

ask the spouse to look real close at something in the terrain ,,,
as they bend over your shoulder

blast them

FARRRRRRT !

duck quick
slide to the side off the chair and haul A$$ out of their

best damned fun ever man , is sharing farts with people .

when they don't expect it .
10-23-2014, 10:34 AM #839
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I could say I don't know

but that's a lie

I do know

I know the sweet sting of cinders from a camp fire as the wood dries and pops

I know the chirp of the squirrel as you enter their territory on a hike

I know the dust and smell of it as Rain drops hit the dry desert floor and raise it to my Nose

I know the electricity felt when a lightning Bolt hits very close ,

I know the Fell of a Sailboat anchored as the Rollers slide beneath

The Wind and the rain as I fight to get her back to Port in a storm

I know the Patterns of the constellations and how it makes me feel connected to the universe

I know the swamping and rush of being crushed by a huge wave

I know the silken feel of sweet young lips on my eye lids from a lover

I know the taste of her Neck as I fondle her breast and moan into her ear
I cannot describe one scene from any Ball game

I cannot say that I know panic during the dropping of Bombs in an Air Raid

Unless the Gods of other curse my back side with the flames of hell

I may never know true chronic insanity

I know tempoaray insanity as I know the pattern of my breathing though

Hysteria I know well

Mushrooms taught me that ,, and did so very easily

I'll probably never know what others forgot

and may never remember the short anger I had from bad events

I may go to the grave without ever knowing the last thought on an ancient
Phillosphers mind at their death

But I shall always remember that Last work spoken before the first wave of grief ever hit me at my Mothers departure from this World

I know well the rush of sliding off a high waterfall ,,, the panic ,,, and then relief when I surfaced AND FOUND i WAS UNHURT

tHESE i KNOW

tHOSE THAT i HAVE FORGOTTEN , WERE DONE SO , FOR THE LACK OF IMPRESSION THEY LEFT ON ME .
11-02-2014, 02:02 AM #840
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Spooky Tales

Location : Organ Mountains New Mexico

Event : Fine Footsteps , Sans the Body

begin :

Old dirt road , once a portion of connecting Roads to the main Stage Coach Road from Tombstone Az to Lubbock Texas

sitting in the Pick-up on the bank of the dry wash .

Moon lit night and the Mountains rise up in front of The Beepers Puppy and me .

squish squish squish

FOOT STEPS in the wash in front of us .

I start up the truck and spin it around to scan the wash with the headlights

Beepers Ears are up and listening

' What's that Beeps ? "

She barks and a gives out a whimper

so she hears it too .

I get out of the Truck
beepers right behind me and she runs to the bank of the wash
The bottom of the wash is 9 feet below us

the steps walk right in front of us,,,,

or at least the sound of steps crushing down on gavel passes right in front of us .

no impressions of feet prints are being made as the sound passes

I speak up , " Hey Buddy , there's snakes in that Wash man , better climb out "

The Steps stop ,,, a few seconds tick off ,,,

then the steps continue on past the Beeps and me and keep going until the sound of them fades in the distance .../// ?

Beepers the entire time had her eye's glued toward the sound of the steps as they came and went

When I spoke and the steps had stopped , she was looking straight out into the wash in front of us
where the last step had been .

when those steps began again and moved off to our left ,, she watched and moved her head in line with the sound of the steps moving along past us .

I turned to the hood of the truck and set my Tobacco on the hood to roll a Cig ,,

lighting up , I looked out where the steps were last headed ,,,

nothing out there
not even a shadow

Hmmmm,,,,,.?



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