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12-07-2014, 09:19 PM #856
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Bad Luck Transmigrated to GOOD LUCK , I looked back toward the Cop , and his right signal was on ,,,, he's gonna take the off ramp I did ,,, and if luck
is with me ,,, he'll come up the southbound ramp and come after me
back at the station .

How is that good ?

Angie and I are headed North , if the cop remained headed North ,,,
I'd see him again , and he'd see me ,,, and this time , since I was a wiseguy
and gave him the slip ,,,
I'd be in for the Full Cop Bullshit treatment ,,,

BUT ,,,, if he heads back South ,,,
Angie and I can slide up the Northbound Ramp and boogie like
a Weasel with a fresh Hen .

Cop slides off the Highway , YEPPER ,,, he's going for it .

I see Angie looking around , turning circles ,, she hears The Bike and as
I come from under the over pass , I am waving her to me ,, she trots up
to me as I pull to the curb ,
she attempts to ask where I went and why ,,

I just cranked the Bike full throttle ,,, and made the Northbound On Ramp
probably just as the Cop hit the Bottom of the Off Ramp
on the other side of the Highway .

He never saw us go up the ramp , we were Scot Free , no Tax anytime .

Why would he bother to chase after me ?

You have to be with me when one is around , I despise them so
much , and they can smell that on me .

As I said , I'm a magnet for bad cops .
12-15-2014, 12:45 AM #857
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That Gizmo where I mention the Sun coming up , and the split of dark
into light , came ,,
and the rays of the Sun , slipped across the floor of the
Forest of Big Sur , until they enveloped the Tent , baking Angie awake .

A Juicy soft kiss on my lips , long , very soft ,,, awoke me to Angie's
early morning Horns smiling devious intent into my eyes,

Aching low portion of my anatomy ,,, had me frustrated , and
Angie's approach encouraged the ache to take control of my
sensibilities ,,,

The eye before " E " except for after vitamin " C " ,,,and no cure
for Horns with exception to just giving in and enjoying
the love making .

A Libido has a savage personality , animalistic nature must be fed
a cure , to qualm it's Fever .

Sweating inside the Tent afterward , I raised the tent flap and rolled
out , turning back to the Tent and asking her outside ,,,

You'll find it with anyone you are compatible with in Romance ,

it is there waiting for your notice , and for you to give in to it .

Magnetism of the Souls ,,, the pull is very strong ,, and perhaps
you may agree to allow it to bring you two together
in order for it to become and grow strong .

We now stood in that circle of attraction in a hard grounded sense .

Blue eyed Angels ,,, and Green eyed Demons , have always had to fight
that attraction for each other ,,

for opposites do attract .

I am flesh , She Soul , there in , was the attraction .

Some Magic between us was just bound to find us both and bind us together
through our mutual need to be joined with another .

In this time , I'd left a very bad relationship with a Psychopath who was
very adept at hiding her psychosis ,,, and so therefore , I was more
then a bit shell shocked into being relationship shy .

Many miles on back roads , many months spent alone in sparse company ,,
and still I had not came home to myself as yet .

This ran through my mind as I felt my affection for Angie growing .
12-15-2014, 01:12 AM #858
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Opposites attract...

I wrote a song (as of yet unrecorded) about it.
The first verse goes:

'You be the Ant
Me be the Cricket
Now winter's come
How am I gonna stick it

But you can't flee
your destiny
And what is to be
It must be'

Won't win me a Grammy chuckle.gif
But sits well on the tongue ;)

Nice read, Ca. cheers.gif
12-15-2014, 09:01 PM #859
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Crickets sing !

heh heh
12-15-2014, 09:14 PM #860
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~~~~~~~~~~~~Fear is the killer of love ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Assassins have stinky feet .

It's a fact , proven many times , every time an Assassin is brought
to Justice , and hung by the Neck , they're feet dangling at head high

all those near ,,,,

notice the stink of the feet .

I'm not exactly an expert on that ,
however I am very aware that fear assassinates love , and I always
notice a scent of stinky feet in the air when it goes down .

I was afraid to give in to my deeper feelings for Angie , given
that she already fibbed to me about having a boyfriend , and she was waiting
for him to come back and pick her up .

I noticed my feet began to stink , I was certainly in the act of killing love
with my fear .

You can figure an Ounce of love , can cure a pound of fear ,,,

A soft sweet kiss can spread a ton of love ,,,

Angie felt my fear ,,, and crept up on me with a bag of Soft sweet kisses
to pour on my fears .

In for an ounce ,,, in for a Ton ,,, I was cured .
12-15-2014, 09:41 PM #861
Accidental Stoner Member
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Run, man.


12-17-2014, 01:26 AM #862
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heh heh

I would have ran , maybe even ducked ,,,
but soft sweet kisses are my addiction that I have no control over .
12-17-2014, 02:23 AM #863
US nli Incognito Anonymous
Loss of control Rog...rock and roll.

12-18-2014, 10:14 PM #864
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Moro Bay and the last light out in the house , is Angie's study .

She'd boil her brains writing all evening long, she had a book out already
and was into her second , in a way a Bull takes after a Matador .

My feet cleared up , no longer stunk , I guess my assassination ceased to exist .

We took the loft of an Old House high on the Hill , far enough away from
the sounds of the town , as to lend us peace .

six foot by 5 foot bay window facing West and the Sea , Sunsets
are another addiction for me , this window was my evening T.V.
for those .

quiet , sunny , breezing site , perfect , and cheap too , since a lady friend of mine
owned it at the time , and could use me for repairs and
improvements .

""""""Last light in the house to go out"""""""" ,

Title to the Book Angie was working on .

Premise was simple , Focused on the terminal thoughts of dying people ,
and their words as those passed through their minds .

We fail to get full details out of the dying during their last words , for in
moments they are gone .

That leaves to wonder what they may have been seeing in their
minds at they're final moments ,, and by course ,,, we are left with
no answers to those mysteries .

Sad to think that so many go beyond , leaving their loved ones to wonder
that for years to come .

I was there the moment my Mother passed , her last words for hours ,
were moans , for she was so medicated with Thorazine , she couldn't speak
for her last few days .

Fitting as it was , for most of her life had been painful .
Still , I would have liked to get her final perspective of her life here ,
even if she said nothing more to say about it then SH!T ! at the end .

Last light out in the house , is exactly how I view it ,
the final epiphany , the final rush of wisdom , the final evaluation of
a person's life as they set it aside to venture on .

Last light , as they exit the room we call our bodies , and this plane
we call this World .

I've had more goodbyes than I've ever said as I left places I've stayed ,
perhaps my passing out of here will also happen without my saying
goodbye to anyone , I'd like to believe so , for goodbyes obviously
annoy me enough to avoid them in life , why not at death ?

Placebos work I suppose , however the real thing cannot be
replaced by them ,,,
and my life to me has been like a Placebo instead of real .

as though an act , masked , and play acting out a part not my own .

Scripted , that's my life , author unknown for now , but if I had to guess ,
I'd say whoever wrote my script , sure was a sardonic butthole .

Yes I know , I sound pessimistic enough , yet I like to say
that I'm just pragmatic is all .

Last Words ,,, we can hear from them , but I'd love to see the scenes
they see in their minds eye , that the words generated from .
12-18-2014, 10:54 PM #865
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(12-17-2014, 01:26 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  heh heh

I would have ran , maybe even ducked ,,,
but soft sweet kisses are my addiction that I have no control over .

I'm afraid I know exactly what you mean.



Slowly achieving geezer coolness, though 13.gif

I think...
12-21-2014, 02:05 AM #866
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yeah I know Geezer Coolness very well

seems I got no sweet soft kisses as a child

Ma was a Wench by the time I was born .

so when I got these kisses from girls

i was instantly addicted .
12-21-2014, 03:04 AM #867
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A weakness, but the best kind. chuckle.gif

12-23-2014, 06:24 PM #868
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As a child , when spring came around , I could feel it in a way , that lit me
up inside so intensely ,,, that a smile remained on my face though out
the sunny months of the rest of the year .

This developed within me a time stamp , that became the trigger of urges
to travel .

Each year since , at the advent of the first day of spring , my eyes lifted
to the horizon , with my thoughts running toward it .

just leave and not look back .

several times in life , on a spring day early in the morning , I would be on my
way to work , and just keep on going , right past the turn off
to my job ,,,
and end up hundreds of miles away from home by the end of the day .

No concern about losing the job , no concerns at all .

for that is how strong the urge was .

It is a freedom , and one I would grow so fond of , as to sacrifice almost
anything to maintain .

Understand that my perspective dictates that Life , is not a clock .

It should not be forced into abiding by a clocks hands .

Living life by the seasons is just natural , something I refuse to deny myself ,
is living as natural as I am brave enough to try and get away with
in this society that's structured to force upon humans ,,
a state of servitude to clocks .

Heard it said that " Time " is money .

I'll concede that is possible , in fact , I lend enough credence to it's
possibility ,,, that I convinced myself to live without both if I have to live
by that control .

I can visualize life as a coloring book , and I am using water colors ,,,

where as , living controlled by time and money , is using a black coal to color
my life .

If the reader is struggling to grasp whatever gestalt I am attempting to
illustrate by that , then, try to picture your world filled with wonder and
textures , born from the heart rather then the machine of ,,,

Work , home , sleep , awake , and return back to work .

Feel it yet ?

Shelter from the elements , is a survival must .

Paying some slum lord rent for such , ,,,,

is a crime against humanity .

Yet those who follow the dictate of time and money , see it as natural
to pay that scum bag rent .

I'll take a Teepee , thank you .
12-25-2014, 03:01 AM #869
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Some , just never have any chance to experience the metaphysical ,
nor paranormal ,, and have little faith that such is possible .

To those people , normal , is a state of grounded stable familiarities ,
that they can touch from a safe position without risk to themselves .

They view people who Sky Dive as Crazy suckers .

To all the Normal People in this World : Stay indoors and out
of our way , as we enjoy life fully .
12-28-2014, 04:26 AM #870
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This Moment is the last Moment before this next Moment .

enjoy this moment while you await the next moment .

each moment lives exactly one moment long .

you're option with each moment is to either enjoy it with a positive experience

or ,,,

a negative experience .

do not allow a moment to go to it's death with a negative attached .



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