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01-12-2015, 01:30 AM #886
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Continuing ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Can't catch a Fly ?

Then use a swatter , just kill it , what'd ya lose ?

Same difference , dead or caught , the fly is Fekked .

Another such condition , is a person who walks their entire life ,,,,

STUCK ON STUPID

They may as well just drop dead , come back later , and hopefully
for them ,,,,
They'll be dealt better cards next time .
01-13-2015, 12:29 AM #887
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~~~~~~~~~~~~ Continue ~~~~~~~~

Instructions did not come with the Box of Clues ,

Obvious it is , That if you know what the Clues are , then you already
have a Clue on the mechanics of using them .

Giving thought once to what may come if Man ever figures out Gravity
and can un-stick this Planet from it's spinning in one direction and it's
set place in relation to the Sun .

My conclusion on what Man would do ,,,, was not pretty .

We are Stupid for a Reason , and a very good reason it is .

There is certain Knowledge , that if given to a certain type
of consciousness ,,,,,

Hell Breaks out all over .

Such is the Case for these Clues .

It is Folly to just randomly pass them about to just anyone .

Pearls before Swine is one condition

Give an Ape a Rock in a Glass house is another .

With the first , it's a waste

with the second ,,, it's dangerous .

I Sail a Boat , live aboard on the water , and have little contact
with people of nervous energy .

A Calmer life , compared to City Dwellers , therefore a lot less
strain is put on my nerves .

Being that I am alone for most of the hours of the day , I have less to
distract me from Deep thought .

I can plan out reactions to Actions , for I have the time to do so , and the
aptitude to apply myself at it .

Where those in the Rat Race , have such a large amount of incoming
static energy bombarding them constantly ,
They usually just react fast and sloppy to anything that disrupts
the peace .
Causing at times , a Cure worse than the Disease .

I'll define my term static energy bombardment

Ever count the amount of commercials you are hammered with
each day ?

No , you never tried that , who would , how could they ?

I bet a few hundred thousand at the least though .

Radio in the car blast them , T.V. won't allow you to miss even one of them.
Billboards and signs everywhere promoting products and services .

Even the small flyers in shop windows .

SHOPPING !

Sorry Man , that's your culture .
Distraction by constant consistent advertizing .

Now , add to that ,,,
your driving along while listening to the adds blaring
away on your car stereo .

Cars , pedestrians , sirens , helicopters , trains , buses ,,,,, NOISE !

Phones that capture your mind with texting .

When do you ever find a place of Solitude , to rest your mind from this
Constant Bombardment ?

In your Apt. or house ?

Sorry man , unless you live in a very secluded wilderness , the sounds reach you .

If you give your mind no space and time for Peace ,,,,
You never have Peace of Mind .

Sound True ?

Welcome to your Clue .
01-13-2015, 12:49 AM #888
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It's late December before I head out of Pacific Grove for Portland Oregon .

A reverse of my usual travel ,
Usually , I head South for the Winter and North for the Summer .

Geese figured it out Millions of years ago , and it has worked well
for them all this time ,,,
so I figured they must have it right ,,, and took the Clue they shared ,
and applied it to a Lifestyle .

As some readers sit now ,in their Frozen Homes of the North ,
I suggest you take the Clue the Geese give without seeking
recompense , they give it free , for , they too have no use for
ads and selling .

That's the reason you never see " Goose Malls "

The only shopping they engage is , dipping for free fish ,,, while
preening themselves .

And you think you're the Higher Species ?

In Portland
On Billboards , Bumper Stickers , Murals , all over Town ,,,

you will read this : " Keep Portland Weird "

Portlanders are PROUD of their Motto .

One of the reasons I brought them a Clue .

They need a Clue , more than a few , and need them more than any place
I have Traveled .

Note the Fact , that The Geese I just wrote of , Head out each year
from right there in Portland Oregon ,,,, and yet , few Portlanders
Get the Clue and follow those Geese .

Just that alone is evidence enough , that Portland NEEDS to get a CLUE .
01-13-2015, 12:55 AM #889
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(01-13-2015, 12:29 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Continue ~~~~~~~~

Instructions did not come with the Box of Clues ,

Obvious it is , That if you know what the Clues are , then you already
have a Clue on the mechanics of using them .

Giving thought once to what may come if Man ever figures out Gravity
and can un-stick this Planet from it's spinning in one direction and it's
set place in relation to the Sun .

My conclusion on what Man would do ,,,, was not pretty .

We are Stupid for a Reason , and a very good reason it is .

There is certain Knowledge , that if given to a certain type
of consciousness ,,,,,

Hell Breaks out all over .

Such is the Case for these Clues .

It is Folly to just randomly pass them about to just anyone .

Pearls before Swine is one condition

Give an Ape a Rock in a Glass house is another .

With the first , it's a waste

with the second ,,, it's dangerous .

I Sail a Boat , live aboard on the water , and have little contact
with people of nervous energy .

A Calmer life , compared to City Dwellers , therefore a lot less
strain is put on my nerves .

Being that I am alone for most of the hours of the day , I have less to
distract me from Deep thought .

I can plan out reactions to Actions , for I have the time to do so , and the
aptitude to apply myself at it .

Where those in the Rat Race , have such a large amount of incoming
static energy bombarding them constantly ,
They usually just react fast and sloppy to anything that disrupts
the peace .
Causing at times , a Cure worse than the Disease .

I'll define my term static energy bombardment

Ever count the amount of commercials you are hammered with
each day ?

No , you never tried that , who would , how could they ?

I bet a few hundred thousand at the least though .

Radio in the car blast them , T.V. won't allow you to miss even one of them.
Billboards and signs everywhere promoting products and services .

Even the small flyers in shop windows .

SHOPPING !

Sorry Man , that's your culture .
Distraction by constant consistent advertizing .

Now , add to that ,,,
your driving along while listening to the adds blaring
away on your car stereo .

Cars , pedestrians , sirens , helicopters , trains , buses ,,,,, NOISE !

Phones that capture your mind with texting .

When do you ever find a place of Solitude , to rest your mind from this
Constant Bombardment ?

In your Apt. or house ?

Sorry man , unless you live in a very secluded wilderness , the sounds reach you .

If you give your mind no space and time for Peace ,,,,
You never have Peace of Mind .

Sound True ?

Welcome to your Clue .

All too true. We have a similar existence up here at the end of the earth. It's very quiet overall.

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01-13-2015, 02:17 PM #890
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Yes
Solitude takes a special trait in a person .

I believe a person must first acquire stillness within , to deal with being
Alone , still , and quiet enough to listen to their thoughts .

Way out in small town areas
I've noticed the people move about relaxed , compared to city folks .

They as well , seem to avoid Clocks .
01-15-2015, 11:15 PM #891
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which brings to mind ,,,,

tick tick tick

only X amount of shopping days left ,,,,

until you buy your casket .
01-18-2015, 02:30 AM #892
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Water washes down a Mountain and follows a path of least resistance .

That's the natural way of all things in life .

So , curious to me , was why certain Humans take the hard road in life .

Drug addiction for example .

Your body is a Temple , why allow some puke to push drugs
in your temple ?

Arriving in Portland , if you exit off the Interstate 5 Freeway , onto
West Burnside Road , the first sight your eyes are confronted with
at the bottom of the off ramp ,,,

is the Mission that feeds the Drug addicted Homeless of Portland .

All day long and way into the night , a row of People are lined
up sitting and standing along the wall of the mission .

If you never seen a sight like that , it hits your sensibilities with
a W-T-F very hard .

First time I saw these dregs , I said out loud to myself ::::: """""''''

GODDAMN FOLKS ,,,, GOOD OLD FASHION F_CK IT ALL ,,, HUH ?

Hard it was for me to fathom a Herd of dead souls in such a mass
all in one city block of space .

I found out through word of mouth , that two out of one hundred of
these people , were even born in the state of Oregon .

98% of these people ended up there from some other state .

HOW ?

I asked : " Is there some nation wide program that sends
the Homeless of other Cities to Portland Oregon , just to be rid of them ?

In my Hometown of Hermosa Beach Calif .
we had maybe three homeless people living in the bushes somewhere .

I never saw Homeless massed together like Nazi Concentration Camp
detainees before .

Hermosa Beach covers one and a half square miles of land , it's population
is about 20 thousand

average income per year is 94,000 per person .

3 people out of 20,000 people , live as homeless along the defunct rail road
tracks .

3 in 20,000 people ?

and here in Portland Oregon , is the largest Homeless population
per capita in the U.S.

On any street corner in Portland , you can see from 5 to 20 homeless
people an hour ,,, everyday ,,, all day .

If ever there was a place outside the Pentagon , that needs a Clue ,,,,

it is Portland Oregon .
02-01-2015, 11:00 PM #893
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Gawd Rides a Harley , Bigfoot rides an Indian Chief .

I believe I ride on a Miracle Bus , for sometimes I live through
events that should have plastered me ,,, splat dead !

SPLAT DEAD !
is that final expression of ALL events in your life .

Does it have a smile ?

an evil Grin ?

How about pain ?

Emotions flow like a waterfall when you are on the cusp of dying ,, and then ,,,

you make it through without a scratch ,,,

Cheap Wine does to your Bladder what a Taco Fart does
to your hair ,,, no doubt about that .

That turn ahead in the road ,,, should have had a warning sign before
you reached it ,,, right ?

Damned RIGHT

so why the wipe out then ?

Because you were driving toward it , without caution , that's why .

So , fear and caution keeps us safe ,, right ?

Damned right .

where am I going with this ?

Right up and to ,,,,that radical left turn ,
where wipe outs happen more oft than not .

Stuck in the Mud , my mind takes the thud
covered in crud , and shifter stuck in third .

can't stop and I can't turn round
can't go back
and I can't slow down

Wheel of fortune ran me over and left it's tread ,,,
Tattoo'd on my back ,,,

But ,,, I LIVED ,, and crept on to make even worse mistakes
in life .

Only regret was living beyond what I normally would have ,,,

for if that turn would have taken me out ,,,

the rest of the mistakes ,,,, I would not have been
around to make .

Dollar Tip , on a 10 cent cup of coffee ,,,
and that Waitress you flirted with , may have given you
that Phone number you asked for .

Mistakes like that , that's what I'm Talking about .

I could have said to her , that which attracted me to her ,,,

" You have the most Gorgeous Eyes EVER ! "

Later I did , and she melted into me , we loved
and moved on .

Next trip through , she was gone , they said she ran off with a trucker
from Alabama ,,,,
Better him than me I thought , some guys just have to hold on
too tight , and I guess an Alabama Trucker was one of them .

I went to the Movies and sat alone , it was an Animated movie
with a Title something like :::
Bill and Ted's sick and twisted Cartoons ,,,

I sat on the end of the Isle , and soon felt a hand , and heard a voice ask

" Excuse me , can I get by you ? "

I scooted up in my seat , set my legs to the side and let this
nice smelling lady take the inside seat next to me ,,

DAMN ,,,
02-01-2015, 11:08 PM #894
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Wash a Penny and put it on your Tongue ,,,,

Notice that it Taste just like Blood after a while ?

Ok , try a nail in the mouth now ,,, IRON NAIL

Taste like Blood ?

That's cause you have Iron in your blood ,,,,,

So it's a matter of the Blood Tasting like the nail ,,,,

NOT , the nail tasting like Blood ,,,,

ok go ahead and argue that either could be said and be correct .

But that's not my point .
My point is Taste

and how somethings taste just like the smell ,,,,

This lady who sat next to me at the theater ,,, Tasted just like she smelled ,,,,

HEAVEN !

You ever wash Heaven and Put it on your Tongue ?

Well ,,,, ?????

Have you ever ????

That Night , I did , and she tasted just as she smelled .
02-20-2015, 09:58 AM #895
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Oscar B. Bigfoot , that cracked me up again .

that's what he be alrighty .
03-14-2015, 09:17 PM #896
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because I like this

link ::::::::::::::

http://asimpleexplanation.blogspot.com/2...verse.html
08-14-2015, 09:00 AM #897
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I had something on my ass ,,,, wait ,, uh,,, make that my Mind

anyway

I might think I got a happy hippie ride

but ,,,

it's a Mini Van

Two of them

one for $200

the one today I bought for $250

care to see pics ?

Tuff shït
ain't got pics yet

tee hee
08-14-2015, 11:28 AM #898
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yup.gif I'd love to see pics!

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08-16-2015, 06:37 AM #899
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I took the pics with my 10 mega pixels camera
they won't boot up here

so I'll take a few shots with the small 1.3 mega pixels tomorrow

right now , I gotta pee in a cup

so I can examine it for head lice

nasty itchy bastards must of slipped inside my inner tube of Frank the Tank

bastards , I hate mites

they suck

blood

I hope they strangle on a Pube
08-16-2015, 07:34 PM #900
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