Gawd Rides a Harley , Bigfoot rides an Indian Chief .
I believe I ride on a Miracle Bus , for sometimes I live through
events that should have plastered me ,,, splat dead !
SPLAT DEAD !
is that final expression of ALL events in your life .
Does it have a smile ?
an evil Grin ?
How about pain ?
Emotions flow like a waterfall when you are on the cusp of dying ,, and then ,,,
you make it through without a scratch ,,,
Cheap Wine does to your Bladder what a Taco Fart does
to your hair ,,, no doubt about that .
That turn ahead in the road ,,, should have had a warning sign before
you reached it ,,, right ?
so why the wipe out then ?
Because you were driving toward it , without caution , that's why .
So , fear and caution keeps us safe ,, right ?
Damned right .
where am I going with this ?
Right up and to ,,,,that radical left turn ,
where wipe outs happen more oft than not .
Stuck in the Mud , my mind takes the thud
covered in crud , and shifter stuck in third .
can't stop and I can't turn round
can't go back
and I can't slow down
Wheel of fortune ran me over and left it's tread ,,,
Tattoo'd on my back ,,,
But ,,, I LIVED ,, and crept on to make even worse mistakes
in life .
Only regret was living beyond what I normally would have ,,,
for if that turn would have taken me out ,,,
the rest of the mistakes ,,,, I would not have been
around to make .
Dollar Tip , on a 10 cent cup of coffee ,,,
and that Waitress you flirted with , may have given you
that Phone number you asked for .
Mistakes like that , that's what I'm Talking about .
I could have said to her , that which attracted me to her ,,,
" You have the most Gorgeous Eyes EVER ! "
Later I did , and she melted into me , we loved
and moved on .
Next trip through , she was gone , they said she ran off with a trucker
from Alabama ,,,,
Better him than me I thought , some guys just have to hold on
too tight , and I guess an Alabama Trucker was one of them .
I went to the Movies and sat alone , it was an Animated movie
with a Title something like :::
Bill and Ted's sick and twisted Cartoons ,,,
I sat on the end of the Isle , and soon felt a hand , and heard a voice ask
" Excuse me , can I get by you ? "
I scooted up in my seat , set my legs to the side and let this
nice smelling lady take the inside seat next to me ,,