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08-28-2017, 07:08 AM #991
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Ha !
If laugh was a remedy , I'm over cured .

Back pages have some Crazy Funny events Man .

Ever see a person so Wise , to look at them hurt your eyes ?
It's a Trip Man ,
Most folks just take funky stuff at face value , and miss some of the Best experiences they could have had .

Take some of my UFO rides , on one event , I was away with them for two days ,
Came back , and Gov.'t Agents jump me , whisk me away , right ?

First question they asked when they ran up to me after I was set down ,,

" Hey Rog " , where'd they Take you ? "
Stupid first question to ask a person who just stepped off a UFO right in front of your eyes Man .

A wise Man , what would be his first question ?

Think about it Man .

Know what Mine would be ?

Hey dude , they show you how they do that stuff to over ride Gravity ?
what's their power source man ?
What'd they share with you ? Did they know our lost history man ?

ya know, I mean , wisdom is just something that can come packaged any way it wishes .

So funny , the Agents actually thought I'd respect them as authority , after Being with very bright people
on a Craft , that the agents can't even think up a Deep question to ask about .

Think about that a couple seconds .

I am under constant Surveillance , there are tracking devices stuck on every vehicle I own , including
Mini Mic's .

why ?

Think of it this way , I have a Reputation for Taking rides , if one shows up for me ,,,
SHOOT it Down .
right ?

Think about that one a few moments too .

it's like I'm the Key to Hidden Treasure and as well a UFO Magnet .

Governments would love to get their hands on both , would they Not ?

just Funny how they Think
if Wisdom kicked them in the NUTZ , they'd miss the Meaning clear through Man .

Here is a Moment aboard ,

we're lifting off rapidly
we get a bunch of Air between Earth and ourselves ,,,
Next to me stands one of them .

He asked " What do you see Rog ?

I see a shame man , The entire Planet is being Pimped like a Whore , it's all wholesale
buy me sell you , the ğkking place is a freaking Market Man , their PIGS down there .

Think about yourselves for a few moments now .

think about it ,
sound true ?

yes .

I'm set down into the hands of agents , and their whole scheme was figure a way to
get that Craft and use it to self aggrandize like Pimps over whores .

That's what it looks like from out there Man ,
Like slimy Freaks who sell their own World for Cheap Dope .

Think about it .
08-28-2017, 11:25 AM #992
Strigoi Member
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pop2.gif Amazing.

Un Strigoi printre noi
08-28-2017, 09:05 PM #993
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,988 Threads:209 Joined:Feb 2011
Nutter UFO Ride Coming up kritters
08-29-2017, 08:01 AM #994
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:15,143 Threads:428 Joined:Jun 2012
(07-12-2017, 07:45 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  ~~~~~~~~~~~ Story Time ~~~~~~~~~~~

rant at Unique for trolling , has been removed

The truth will set you free Cynical.
08-29-2017, 06:31 PM #995
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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sneeze
08-30-2017, 05:27 AM #996
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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I was going Mt Shasta

and guess what ?
08-30-2017, 04:55 PM #997
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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(08-29-2017, 08:01 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(07-12-2017, 07:45 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  ~~~~~~~~~~~ Story Time ~~~~~~~~~~~

rant at Unique for trolling , has been removed

The truth will set you free Cynical.

Not if your Sheriff friends can get their Frame Up to stick to me .
enjoy your Uniqueness ,,, Stranger lmao.gif
08-31-2017, 03:40 AM #998
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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lmao.gif

~~~~~~ Song-ness and the why of it all ~~~~~~

Flicks a Booger
Makes it stick

any old garbage
that will do the trick
Wife say's I'm over done
I say ,
Baby I ain't even begun

Watch my Game
you'll see
It's in the wrist
not center of my Knee

One Hung this damned low
get's attention
no matter where he goes
so best the Wife gives this
boy some room
or I'll be an exit from this tomb

Proud I am of what I've got
when it's so fine
when it's all mine
I ask you ,,, why not ?

Fence around this Yard
gotta come down
and better happen fast
Cause I've got top card
ain't messin round
this boy stayin'
won't last

See that Horizon there
Sunset so pretty
callin' out to me
Cast your eyes and
child ,, you'll soon see

That Sea is a Highway
built just for me

Motion on my Tail
running strong up my spine

Gonna fold to it's call
away man ,,,
I'll soon Sail
Lord knows I'm running
on thin damned Time

and when that Sun rise
I'll be long gone
from your sweet eyes
for the weather is just right
and the currents mighty tight
windward child and I'm oh so free


Not going down that Dusty Road
no ,
Not going back
can't turn around
and I won't stand still
Gonna Sail away free
won't be comin' back until
I've lost my entire mind
I've the right to go crazy
that's my story
that's right, it's my spiel

Sailin'
nothing ever as free

Sailin'
over and across the Sea

Sailin'
until they bury me

Sailin' now child

just let it be ,,,,,


Rock Island mighty fine line
it's alright I guess
as a Choice
it just ain't mine

rather feel the Wake beneath my feet
rather be rockin' on the breeze

Rather feel the Wind pushin' me

Ah now
don't go and ask
I ain't stayin' Girl
and no ,
ain't cause Believing love won't last
resides in my world
it's because
in my blood and in my bones
I'll always suffer that Sailin' Jones

Sailin'
ain't going back
down that dusty road no more

stay at Sea as long
as she'll have me ~~~~~~~~

~~~~~~~~~ that was worth a few strokes on the keys ~~~~~~~~
08-31-2017, 07:10 AM #999
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:15,143 Threads:428 Joined:Jun 2012
(08-30-2017, 04:55 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  
(08-29-2017, 08:01 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(07-12-2017, 07:45 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  ~~~~~~~~~~~ Story Time ~~~~~~~~~~~

rant at Unique for trolling , has been removed

The truth will set you free Cynical.

Not if your Sheriff friends can get their Frame Up to stick to me .
enjoy your Uniqueness ,,, Stranger  lmao.gif

I worked with sheriff friends and they stuck it to me, so I do NOW enjoy my uniqueness, thank you very much.

09-01-2017, 05:45 PM #1,000
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,988 Threads:209 Joined:Feb 2011
well , that's what ya get for being a Worm for Cops .
and ,,
what's up with posting shitty Music in this thread ?
09-02-2017, 01:50 AM #1,001
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,988 Threads:209 Joined:Feb 2011
alright
was I going to finish the Amy Tripper story

or ,,
Babble about Aliens ?

Or talk about the Night a Girl sniffed my Cologne and wanted instant sex ?

well ?

and stop posting shitty music please
09-02-2017, 02:24 AM #1,002
nobody Member
Posts:236 Threads:64 Joined:Dec 2014
pop2.gif

 Nobody, Has a need to know about anything!
09-02-2017, 03:01 AM #1,003
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,988 Threads:209 Joined:Feb 2011
Um ,,, did I do it again ?

who'd I piss off this time ?
09-02-2017, 03:51 AM #1,004
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,988 Threads:209 Joined:Feb 2011
So , Amy Games were over kill ,, she liked to play games ,

so ,,,
I left Town with Laurel ,,, LOL !

true !
09-02-2017, 05:46 PM #1,005
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,988 Threads:209 Joined:Feb 2011
This is one of those Stories that's got everything .

Something for Everyone , just like a Yard Sale .

In one Life Time , I ride on UFO's
Meet Bigfoot Twice
Abducted by N.S.A. Gov.'t Agents and Tortured
Have More Frivolous Romantic encounters then Don Juan

and ,,,



find a Huge Treasure by Wearing this Magic Ring


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