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12-20-2017, 01:07 AM #1,021
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Ok , and so you're probably going to wonder why I'm writing it out for her now and directing
her attention to this Forum to read it ,,, right ?

Maybe so ,,, maybe not ,, but here's the deal on the squeal for you if you're questioning .

I ain't got no more time left here , Been trying to die for 6 fekking years , and this time ,
I got it right .

and ,,, I want her to read and know the secrets .

is that the Snuffums or what ?

yeah , you got that right , it is a nutty way to tell her , but fekk folks , expectations that I'd do
something your way is a bit stupid man .

after all , I'm an Escapee from a Lunatic Asylum , not a Rational fekking Normie like ya'all .

so get a Grip Chicken Lip .

here , have another Hottie

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12-20-2017, 02:12 AM #1,022
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In a Man's Life , if he is one damned Lucky Slob , he will have the Excellent Fortune to lay

his enamored eyes upon the most perfectly Beautiful Woman , that those Starved peeps of his

will ever ever ever see .

I got Episodically LUCKY when I opened that Door , She stood to my right and forward
only 18 inches from the tip of my snozzle ,,, WHOA !

have another pic

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12-20-2017, 09:26 AM #1,023
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and so ,
the Adventures of an Escaped Lunatic , are almost always of interest to people whose lives
are less interesting then a Stain on their driveway .

I grant you that living a Boring life is safe to an extant , I'll as well Grant that , Living afraid can keep
a person somewhat safer than exploring life through experimenting with the Unknown .

I will not Grant people like that , any Respect .

The Edge has it's Benefits Man , and those are worth every Risk a Man can take .

A Man who lives on the Edge , is perhaps in almost every case , A Hell of a Lover too .

I mean , look , it's what I do , Romance , on a level beyond a common culturally accepted style .

Why would I want a committed Monogamist Relationship ?

Yeah , you can't answer that with anything that's True for a Lunatic , because they don't think
like you .

Hang on , Mom's Dead , she's calling from upstairs , be right back

here , have a Pic of Mom insitu Man

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12-20-2017, 09:49 AM #1,024
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Ok , so it wasn't Ma on the phone after all , it was ,,

um ,, somebodies Wife ,,, she was doing a Fly By and wanted to know if I'd come out and play ,,

or would I rather she come in to play .

Undecided for the Moment ,,,

I snapped a Shot of her outside as she went by

what ya think ?

should I let her in ?

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12-20-2017, 10:16 AM #1,025
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12-20-2017, 05:03 PM #1,026
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12-20-2017, 06:27 PM #1,027
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Here She Comes again

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12-21-2017, 07:21 AM #1,028
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And So ,,

Into your Life they Creep , smiles with Dark Eyed Intent holding a Back Stabber
just out of Sight .

Lunatics ,"
" Many to Choose from , you can have your own Choice , two for a Dollar "

" Come on Down to the Playground ,,, we'll be hanging around ,,,, bring a Friend , one we can Taste "

Yeah Man , Loonies Matter Man .

This Song puts the Super Glue in the Dental Floss , you get stuck reading
and it's got a Hold on you for Life

Hell , you'll remember this after life ... all your days of Hell will be filled
with this Song Screeching from that Horn in your Ear .

Loonies , Cool Band Name ,,,

Lupus Lou and the Limp Loonies ,, cool ?
Yeah , you can use it , I don't mind .

all the Fun your not Having is being had by People you Hate , why don't you fekk em ,,,
by robbing them of your Fun ,, go have Fun Man .

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12-21-2017, 09:02 AM #1,029
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So , as a Lunatic , I have more fun and adventure than most all the rest of Americans on the Planet

and are they ever gawd dammed jealous about that ,,,

Tis ok with me , if they can't have Fun , I'll have it all , Pfft , not my fault they're too scared of Life
to Live it .


Ever Piss Blood ?

Would you like to give it a Try ?

well , if so ,,, just piss me off one more time .

have another Wench

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12-21-2017, 09:44 AM #1,030
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~~~ Poem ~~~

" A little South of the Weather

A little East of Spring

a Swift Wind Shall Rise

Changing ,,, everything

From the Dawn of Eden

unto the Twilight of time

From the Spawn of the First Seedling

to the Very Last thought on your Mind

every Man has had to fight to be alive

every Man has had the right to be alive

Every Soul has come , only to Leave

and in my end Child ,

I ask of you , to simply not grieve ,,

My Life was Experience

a Trial in Time

Never spent it

waiting on Deliverance

Nor watching for my Time

to unwind ,,,,

Life's Meant to be Lived
not Spent

as I walked through it

I've never been for Rent

Space has an End

time as Well ,,,

Life is built that way

only Stains on my Soul

are the one's I alone perfected so well .

~~~ End Poem ~~~~
~ Copyright : Snowsongs 1995 ~

So , we all have the right , Exercise it is another Matter .
12-23-2017, 09:29 PM #1,031
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Before the Portal opens for me again , some track record should be left here on this side
of the Rainbow ,,
though I don't see why ,, but it was mentioned to me , and suggestion to a Compliant Personality ,,

well , they react to suggestions as though it's a Command .

I can thank Mk Ultra for the installation of that Post Hypnotic Compliant characteristic , and ,,

come to think of it , so can you ,, that is , if you like reading Psycho Babble by Rog' with a Spun Propeller .

Ok , looking in the Rear View Mirror , examining my Amorous ass-holishness ,,,

A Song that fits them , Me , both ,,, it ,, whichever in this case , colors it in Proper Hues ,,,

That Song being : " Stray Cat Blues " ,,,

um , the version as covered by the Rolling Stones of course .

yeah , attitude fits , I'll go on ahead ,, slip over my Head , wear like a Wolf .

12-23-2017, 10:08 PM #1,032
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Ever see the Next Live version of yourself ?

It's a Trip , when it happens ,what you first realize is : You're exactly the Same Version you were before
you entered this Plane and took on this current Version "

That confusing ?

Meaning ?

Ok , this Life as you refer to it ,, is not the Live version of You in your actual essence .

Directly , you are a Fake in this World .

That's right , an Actor for this Movie you call your life .

Weird ?

Weird only as long as you're residing here , believe it , once out of here , becomes clear , it's this
reality that's weird ,,,
hell , say it right ,,, it's insane here .

No need to take my Babble as fact , you'll discover the facts once you slide out of that Skin you're in .

This World boils down to just two good things ,,,

Raisin Nut Chocolate Chip Cookies ,, and love making .

everything else you engage in , is simply feeding your Vanity , and Vanity is NOT a Good thing to Feed ,
it's a Monster and will grow per amount of Food you stuff it with .

Make sense ?
Ok , so it doesn't make sense to you ,, no biggie , it will , as I said , Makes perfect sense ,,,
once you slither out of that Skin you're in . <---<<< that'd make a Good Song Title ,, The Skin you're in ,, yeah
I like it .

Side Note : Most pages are Text to piss off the Feminist that keep up their Trolling of my
Stinky deflated Booty .

get it now ?
I such a ,,,

hee hee

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12-24-2017, 03:29 AM #1,033
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it's like baking Beans , then Frying those Beans , then Frying them again ,

everything here is refried Beans Man .

some unspun Plane just hit the ground

another Train runs out of Track

a Ship lands on a Rock

and some Junkie just OD'd in a Coffee House Toilet .

and Across the Rainbow , none of that ever happens .

so ,,,

when I awoke the other Morn ,

nothing ,
Nothing in my Body Container would respond to Mental Commands ,,

After moments passing , the Paralysis began slowly to wear off ,, I think the first body part
that I could get to budge , were my fingers .

nothing would work , breathing , slight eye movement , nothing else .

ok , so what happens next was ,,,


corner of my eye ,, something moved ,,,

pic of it ,, can't explain it tho'

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12-24-2017, 07:12 AM #1,034
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Sleep paralysis

Ever awake with it ?

Get's ya excited a bit , something like not being able to move a Muscle can do that , get ya excited , it's
only Fun after it wears off , but during ?

Not hardly fun , I've heard that other people who suffer this syndrome ,
become Terrified , Panic and wet the bed even .

Well , funny , I wouldn't say it's too enjoyable , but , it is different enough to make you Marvel at it ,
and that to me is an experience that's informative and useful to have .

so , I guess , yeah , there's a positive mixed in , just perception , requires a bit of Humor to see the positive side .

Hey , last night , I didn't forget to tell my friend : " I love you " , well , understand , I'm not always
hitting on all cylinders , so that's a Big Time concern for me ,
I wanted pretty bad for her to hear it and know it .

so that's another positive right there .

Have some love , this pic is cool , little Girl and Polar Bunny Rabbit Bear .

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12-24-2017, 10:08 AM #1,035
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Isn't it Strange ????

all those days between , and none can I recall with clarity ,, unless a mention is made ,, and then ,,

Every second of the day , unfolds like a Video in front of my inner eye ,,,


Guys want a Song ?

Talk was cheap before Gawd Created Beer
Now ,,
even Drunk , I can't afford to talk very clear .

so in rhymes you'll
have to get my Gist
and if I slur
well that's the price of cheap seats
cause clearly spoken
is a cost I can't incur

every now
Every other When
Talking that Cheap tripe
get's me a little Trouble
and seldom does it
make me a Friend

Story ?
No , no way can that I afford ,,,
That's about a Million more
and to tell the truth
I'd leave you only Bored

and so ,,

we sing , maybe Hum a Bar or two
Cause Song seems worthless
since Beer Came along
ain't that True
so drink it up
Slam it ,,
come sing
sing this here song

Chances are
feet are hands for another Man's trip
and this brother , steps right up
to ,,,

don't you dare
cotton wheel
is not for real
it's just a spare

yea , see what You mean
now that my sisters
are driving machines
with Dingle Balls
and fuzzy Dice
gawd aren't my sisters
awful nice

aren't we happy
on our little drive

isn't this fun to be alive ,,,

should have been here
the other day
I saw something very weird
outside my Window
hovering over
South Tampa Bay

Come ,, sing this song
it's all too much fun
way to be , let it ring
out the stale ,,,
bring in new ,,, Spring ,,,

~~~ Want more ? then you add to it ,,, I'm Tired , think I may just Die tonight ~~~



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