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04-09-2013, 07:07 PM #106
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(04-08-2013, 06:45 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  this sucks

it is not funny when you are missing one piece of information that
could have been given so easily .

Because i was not made aware of a few things over the years

all kinda good things fell through the cracks .

My fault on some of that

great
40 years later , and then it makes sense ?


...'youth is wasted on the young'.

İmage
04-09-2013, 07:14 PM #107
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i read that before and it made so much silly sense , i thought i'd try it

One day i may grow up
but having a happy childhood felt so good

i just kept having it

pretty soon,, I'll be having my second childhood

like two scoops on my cone
04-09-2013, 07:22 PM #108
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(04-09-2013, 07:14 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  i read that before and it made so much silly sense , i thought i'd try it

One day i may grow up
but having a happy childhood felt so good

i just kept having it

pretty soon,, I'll be having my second childhood

like two scoops on my cone


Me too, and I gonna cause as much trouble as possible during my second childhood.

I like two scoops; 1 chocolate & 1 orange sherbert with rainbow sprinkles on a plain cone.
04-09-2013, 09:26 PM #109
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Yes
I like Rainbow Sherbet on top of Cherry Garcia in a HUGE Waffle Cone


and wreaking childish havoc

still love swing ropes over a swimming hole
Tied one to a 40ft tall bridge in Idaho 14 years ago
still there , people hang around the bottom the bridge now yay.gif

Tye Dye Snowball Wars

making Chinese Lanterns , tying a kite string to them
with flashing LED Bike Lights on them
and people think they're seeing a UFO,,
( best stuff to watch is people looking up with mouth open in Wonder )

Putting Soap in downtown Public Fountains,, Bubbles Monument yay.gif

super glue a One Dollar coin in front of a door at a coffee shop
( Watch Folks block that door while you slide by and are first in line )

I love doing Puppet shows for little kids on the street ,, gawd the kitty giggles

I painted the back of one of my VW Buses Pink, I Shadowed in with gray paint
the ass of a Pig with corkscrew Tail

Text above it read : Look like you're following yourself ? ( For the Cops )lmao.gif

when i am Hailed by a Friend as I'm walking ,,,

Hey Rog' ,,, how's goin"

answer back real Loud ::: Hey Toots,, how's your Tits ? While rubbing my own .
( Cracks people up, )

when some one is hailing someone else by name,,,
Like this : Hey John

answer them : WHAT ?
the follow up is funny as shït


wink



04-09-2013, 09:53 PM #110
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Take a sock puppet

out to dinner with friends

oh shït the fun you have

I have one that's a little red Fox
he has a Cigar

the stuff you can do with a puppet kicks ass

I went in the buy some Bikes parts
I let the Puppet do all the negotiations

got me a discount , and made people laugh and smile

Met my last girlfriend with that Fox Puppet , she still talks about that ,
said it endeared her heart ,
I just loved her smile so much , I wanted to get her using it
as often as I could
didn't mean to make her like me ,, didn't mind that i did though chuckle.gif
04-09-2013, 11:17 PM #111
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all the people all of the time.

chuckle.gif

Normal guy "Hey I'm from Ireland just to let you know"

Ass kisser "You're Irish, oh cool Irish people are so badass are so sexy"

Normal guy "Yeah and you're a feckin kiss ass gay, You weren't saying that when my family came to America ages ago were you.

Ass kisser "I'm Irish too"

Normal guy "That's it kissing my ass is one thing but claiming to be Irish when you're not is just asking for a boot up your ass".

04-09-2013, 11:50 PM #112
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Take a sock puppet to dinner should have been the motto at Alien-Earth. chuckle.gif Looks like Elaine got it back up! yay.gif Good for her!

wonder.gif
04-10-2013, 12:59 AM #113
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(04-09-2013, 11:17 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all the people all of the time.

chuckle.gif

Normal guy "Hey I'm from Ireland just to let you know"

Ass kisser "You're Irish, oh cool Irish people are so badass are so sexy"

Normal guy "Yeah and you're a feckin kiss ass gay, You weren't saying that when my family came to America ages ago were you.

Ass kisser "I'm Irish too"

Normal guy "That's it kissing my ass is one thing but claiming to be Irish when you're not is just asking for a boot up your ass".


Unique,, Put the Wine Glass down and read the thread title againlmao.gif

The Irish Kickass thread is Jolly Rogers
Not Roger Snow lmao.gif

Silly Girl hug.gif
04-10-2013, 01:53 AM #114
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(04-09-2013, 11:50 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Take a sock puppet to dinner should have been the motto at Alien-Earth. chuckle.gif Looks like Elaine got it back up! yay.gif Good for her!


What is up with Alien Earth ?
years ago, I visited that forum for the first time
I posted one comment for the first time
in a thread there ,, kind of funny thing I [posted too

and BLAM BLAM BLAM
the whole house jumped in with shït stains all over their breath .
giving me a ration of shït

it was like entering a witches coven just as they were looking for
someone to boil in Oil ,, shït !

I jumped back ,, thought,, if I find where you all parked your brooms

you're walkin' Home tonight girls .
04-10-2013, 05:44 AM #115
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if ever you read redacted FOIA documents

that's what my memory is like

there will be a scene of event
act goes for a few moments then __________ blank
then it picks up""""""""""" then ____________blank

like blacked out text in redacted FOIA Doc's

those blanks eventually fill in
but ,,
ya gotta be careful where in sequence they fit .

what a trip

That info on that power plant of the craft for instance

She's explaining the source of energy used
explaining the _______ BLANK

there were these two girls
one my age
the other a little Older

The Older one had Fundamentalist consciousness
( everything was devils and demons and angels , and Uni-Male God )

The other girl
PURE HELL CAT

she would flip a FIT,,
( not just a Tizzy, I mean a screaming vessel out her neck tantrum with glow in the dark
Mac & Cheese oozing out her nostrils man )

There was this other boy my age ( Greg G. I know him, we are friends from high school )

Greg's all over the info on the power plant, he's extroverted as hell , inquisitive extreme.

Greg and I have IQ's in the 130's, he works out problems externally , i do the inside
shït , quiet over in a corner like the Sculpture of the thinker .

So as a team , Greg is mister gadget , and i am McGyver .

Greg is Jabber jaws , walks fast with intent , Knows where he's going ,
and jumps the hurdles to get there .

Rog' walks like if he gets there the fun is over, stops a lot,, stares at something,,
analyzes it, gives it pedigree and moves along till the next gizmo steps in the way .

So Greg has the floor with Q & A.... while I stare at this Gizmo feeling what it does .

All the other Kids are noisy , like kids .

Greg and I are like Adults in these little Bodies .

I split to one side and back against a wall away from everyone , and watch them .

It's like TV without the tube , all this Chaos and i need the distance from it .

The whole trip i asked probably 8 questions , and really had nothing to say besides that .

Greg walks over : hey Roger, I'm gonna make one of those engines when i grow up
i just look at it ,, Greg , that's isn't a good idea i think ,,

he ask: why not, we could fly like, what if we put it in a car ?

Rog: I don't know, just not good . ( i was thinking about grown ups taking it away )

The lady called everyone to a bunch, i didn't budge , she explains we each get
a little thing so they can find us later .

I just watch and listen, thinking , ok, that's alright, more rides .

This little Hybrid Gray comes into the circle with a rod and some little tiny
implants .

The Older Girl " Preachers Daughter Type " starts screaming he's a demon,
and these people are not Angels ,, they work for the Devil.

The Lady said : Oh,, hush, he's our helper , there's no such thing as demons

I think, whats a Demon ?

This little dude gets up to me, the lady says : don't be afraid little one
( she always called me that ) it won't hurt .

I wasn't afraid , he was cool in my book ,
he slides the cylindrical rod up my Nostril and SNAP right behind the third eye
is planted this tiny Chrystal looking sliver.

Yep, no pain at all .

The Fundy Chic kis Pitching an : In the Name of the LORD'DA

The Hell Cat is stamping her foot , crying like a freshly circumcised Rhino

Gregs Laughing at the Fundy

I'm watching Hell Cat thinking : She's not being beat , why is she acting like it,
is she a demon ?

The Pilot looks at Hell Cat ,,as the lady is trying to get the BITCH to shut up

Pilot say:s :::: Put her to sleep , anything , shut her up

The Lady turns to Hell Cat , puts her fingers in front of her face
snaps her fingers at the same time saying SLEEP

Hell Cat just drops her chin to her chest, asleep standing up

I think : WOW ! good trick , Mom should use that on Sandy

( Sandy is one of my older sisters ,, another Hell Cat )

Pilot says something about us being over the Mountains

Lady ask Greg and me to step up to the front

We are at what you may think of as a Windshield

we are over this narrow canyon with a stream running through it
green grass everywhere and these awesome tall pines

the walls of the canyon are straight up and down ,,
it is Awe
The lady leans down : beautiful , isn't it

I say : MMmm Hmmm

she puts her hand on my shoulder and points out a Spire of Rock
always remember that Little one, that's your land Mark for this canyon

I think : whats a landmark ?,,,,,,,,,,, whats a Canyon ?

We glide over this ridge and WOW!!!!
The Next Canyon is wider but FREAKING BEAUTIFUL BEYOND DREAMS MAN

She Points at this notch in a cliff wall ; " In there is a cave, goes through the mountains"

I think : Whats a cave ?

We take a left and up to the head of the Canyon ( You think: a canyon has a head ? )

We stop and hover
She points out this megalith Monument , see that with the round rock?

I say: MMmm Hmm

Watch that

a stream of light from the Craft hits it , the Ball splits off the beam into about
10 other beams and each ends at another Monument with balls on their tops

it makes a geometric pattern

see where the lines cross little one?

Mmm Hmm

each has gold

I ask : whats Gold

she answer the question with a question ( and Gawd I hate that )
" You don't know what Gold is ?

" Umm Uhn "

She bends and Places her Amulet in front of me : This is Gold

Me : Oh ,,

We are taken to a few more sites shown and told about treasure
went to another range of mountains
shown another few sites
and then back home

I am the last off the craft

within a year , I begin to develop what the CIA referred to as Paranormal Abilities .

When we are left off the Craft
A cop is there, also 2 people from Naval Intelligence .

BAM right into the hands of the Enemy I land .










04-11-2013, 07:35 PM #116
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that shït right there is funny

Fundy Chic : They're DEMONS !

Rog' : What's a Demon ?

Lady : in there is a cave that runs through the mountain

Rog' : What's a cave

Lady : in those places are Gold

Rog: What's Gold ?

Lady : that's your land mark for this Canyon

Rog" : What's a Landmark,,,what's a Canyon ?

The Fundy Chick is pitching a " IN THE NAME OF THE LORD''DA fit.

( say it,, heh heh , say : LORD DA,, GOOD LORD DA Southern baptist , the shït
they say and the way they say it ,, LOL,, no wonder we have prisons )

See all the Metaphors in that story ?

Illustrative on this Planets Ignorance

the Icons of fear through religion , money for control and buy and sell
your self .

The spys
the ,,,

Gawd,, you ought to watch this place from out there ,,

This World is a Cartoon Carnival of some really funny shït .
04-11-2013, 07:41 PM #117
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If you haven't got it yet ,, I'll give a hint

If there are really UFO's

You are their Toys

greed for gold

A God that threatens to burn you with fire ( Hell Fire & brimstone ) rofl.gif

oh man
you make the best Toys

Easy to Run a Spoof on you

bait you with god and Gold

sit back

Enjoy the show


Like Having Live Barbie and ken Dolls
04-11-2013, 07:58 PM #118
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(04-10-2013, 12:59 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  
(04-09-2013, 11:17 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all the people all of the time.

chuckle.gif

Normal guy "Hey I'm from Ireland just to let you know"

Ass kisser "You're Irish, oh cool Irish people are so badass are so sexy"

Normal guy "Yeah and you're a feckin kiss ass gay, You weren't saying that when my family came to America ages ago were you.

Ass kisser "I'm Irish too"

Normal guy "That's it kissing my ass is one thing but claiming to be Irish when you're not is just asking for a boot up your ass".


Unique,, Put the Wine Glass down and read the thread title againlmao.gif

The Irish Kickass thread is Jolly Rogers
Not Roger Snow lmao.gif

Silly Girl hug.gif


I had no wine glass. I posted relevant to a sock puppetry point...which should always, naturally, flow into an ass kicking, however, the Irish part rings true for the fractal part on St. Patrick's Day.

chuckle.gif
04-11-2013, 08:11 PM #119
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Oh
it's so lmao.gif
04-11-2013, 08:16 PM #120
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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He Rog, did you ever ask your abductors "What's it all about?".



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