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04-12-2018, 01:57 AM #1,321
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Back in my Bigfoot days
back when the Rain
was still clean

I remember Rays
Filtered by grains
of Ferns and green

But that's the wrong story that to tell right now ,

Bigfoot stories are to some people just the cuteness
in every Crazy Bastard ,,,
coming to the surface .

right ?

Oh yeah ?

well grab your crotch and Get your Glue Sniffing Sock ready Man .

first , we'll take a Green Forest covered in Black Moss , roll a V.W. Bus out into a Meadow
where it still sits on it's roof upside down .

at the edge of the Meadow are set three white boulders the size
of a Fat Man's Skull , set in a Triangle with two Logs crossing each other .

I don"t always Burn a lot of calories in less Time then it takes a good sneeze
to reach the person sitting next to you ,, and I wouldn't bother to Purposely Burn
1650 acres doing so .

I do however always ,,

well , that's a Sex thing and I'm sure you've burned up your own Calories with that ,, right ?

OK , well , this story today is about a Drone that was Tapped into my Phone a few weeks back .

and the Woman I was on the Phone with .

and ,,, Me .

well , can't leave me out even if you're not that fond of me as a Character in these Movies
of my life .

I'm in these Movies , it's my life , and it's your tuff luck . bleh.gif

Ready ?

cool , watch this next 5 post of mine for the entire script to unfold .

be back in a Minute with some Geritol

Rog' on a Raisin in the Sun .

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04-12-2018, 02:56 AM #1,322
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Ok ,
so I'm not supposed to expect a Drone to follow me around , and

only a Paranoid woud believe a Bigfoot is Stalking them through

an Ocean of spent Concert Tickets , but aside from the scoffing , can you in truth say

That you've had even one experience that's cooler then any of the least of mine ?

No ! you cannot say so in Truth , so again bleh.gif

First ,
I don't sit and watch T.V. , especially Sports Programs , as well , while you were in that Voting Booth ,,

what was I doing with your Wife ?

see what I mean ?
you do dumb boring stuff while I do exciting adventures into the Paranormal and Mysterious

as well as into plenty of Ladies Panties .

" A Man's Home is his Castle " ,, right ?

and his Wife is anybodies sly Wench ,,, right ?

Ok then , why is there a Drone Hovering over my Vehicle out in the Desert

and at the same time ,,
I get a Text Message from G. in an Area where Cell Service is not available ?

Hmmmm ,,, ?

odd ?

yeah no shit it's odd , and when my Phone sIgnaled that a Text Message just booted ,,

my first thought was : That's Odd "

Flipped the phone open " You have a Text Message "

my second thought was , That's impossible ,,, unless that Drone up there is being

used as a Relay from a Sat tower to my Phone .

and so ,,, Hmmm , a Spy Drone following me eh ?

I opened the Message : Are you OK ? Should I call you ? "

there was no reason to wonder if I was ok ,, so why ask that ??? right ??

Yepper , that's right ,, so I had this next thought : That drone is on me like Peanut Butter on

Oprah Winfrey's Paty Hose ,,, somethings up , so ,

I figured to mention a Strange light in the Sky to G. and Listen close to her breath ,, if she sucked it in ,

then she was in on this scam ,,, hee hee ,,,

guess what ,, That's right , when I mentioned that I was watching a Strange Light in the Sky ,,,

She sucked her breath in ,,,

why ? well , that would mean she knew about the Drone and didn't think I knew about it ,,

and she was not Comfortable with me being privy to the drone and the Game .

but hells bells with Jingle Smells Man ,I'm a Freaking Spy Catcher ,,

She knows that , and she should expect me to be suspicious and on Guard at all times ,,,

Right ?

F_ckin' A Right .


So that night our Phone Talk was recorded ,,, while I played Dumb .

welcome to the Theater of : " Notes from the Underground "

You Spy Me , I Spy You , we all Spy for Ice Cream ~~~~~~~~~

more to come , stay tuned to this Page .

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04-12-2018, 03:20 AM #1,323
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ok Man , I'll go a bit into the Auto Bio of myself .

not often do I ever reveal this , so if you're thinking it's B.S. ,,, I can dig that ,

I do understand , but this is a Truth as well ..

beginning in 1961 , until late in 1999 , I was Trained through Hypnosis by the U.S. Intelligence agencies .

we'll begin with the First Agency to get their claws on me .

That was the U.S. Naval Intelligence Agency and the local Station was on Imperial Blvd

( recall that Randy Newman Song of the Late seventies ? )

and Aviation Blvd . near LAX Airport .

Next it was The C.I.A. , and they began the Hypnosis sessions .

there's some very interesting Talents I displayed once they first put me under , One for instance ,

was that I could leave my body and travel around outside of it .

is that Fekking cool or what ?

It blew them away when I went under and came back up as My Soul Persona .

( which happens to be your actual true self )

ok , 'll get back to this in a Moment , My Friends and Myself over Fed me today ,

so I have to keep getting up and walking around ,,,

right now ,,, I'm going to walk to the Bathroom and Manufacture a Fudge Bunny of the Ten Pounder Range

be right back

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04-12-2018, 04:48 AM #1,324
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If you can define the Term " Honey Trap " then cool , because I jst ain't gonna describe
what kind of Woman that is .

I'm gonna state clearly that many Ladies I met , were not by accident or coincidence .

the Intel Agents set up the Meetings , and the Ladies were Honey Traps sent at me
by them .

Sheriffs Deputies have as well made attempts to entrap me using these Women ,

some of the Females sent by Sheriffs to entrap me were even under Age .

F.B.I. Agents watch these Corrupt Cops like a Reality Show .

so for decades I've had the F.B.I. Protecting me from Cops that are Criminals .

I can say for certain , without a Doubt , had the F.B.I. not been watching my back ,

Those Corrupt Cops would have Murdered me decades ago when they first began
making attempts on my Life ..

Thank you Fibbies .

Owing to the Fact that I was aware of these attempts using Honey Trap Women to ensnare me

or to Rob my Wallet while I slept , or any of the Crimes these Cops got the Women involved in ,,,

I made it through a Shit Storm of shit thrown at me by Criminal Cops .

The Local Criminal Cops here where I sit and write are currently involved in Targeting me as well .

I can Change locale , it's the same where ever I go , Corrupt Sheriffs are Nationally interconnected ,

so since I've been here for 3 months or so , yeah , every day I have to watch my Back .

flip back a few pages to see the Dents the Corrupt Cops have their Drug addicted snitches beat in
my Pick-up ,,

yepper , tru again it is .

be back with the Latest Honey Trap they've stuck on my ass .

I'll also reveal some things they did to Her with Hypnosis , yes that's right , they Hypnotized the Lady

I refer to as G.

years ago,,, 1980's and I believe prior as well , if my Underground Notes are Correct .

I'd say they are very concise and factual .

Intel does not get shit wrong when they compile these Documents .

enjoy a Glass of Wine for a While , I'll get back at it soon .

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04-12-2018, 07:32 PM #1,325
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where was this chapter going ?

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04-13-2018, 04:23 PM #1,326
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Well , that was the Bigfoot days , back before Gawd invented government spies .

today , we find those spies even in our Coffee

got a good story to write

see ya when it's ready

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04-14-2018, 03:55 AM #1,327
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She's found some meaning to me
those that I could not see

and when she exposes
all I can do , is suppose it's true
and wonder ,,,,

where she's able to know
such things

some experience of the past
has given her insights
that I just haven't the skill ,, to understand ,,

waste of time to find those ,,
is how I saw it then ,,, but now ,, it makes perfect sense

and in her defense ,, I have to admit ,, that Gift she has
kept us together
made it last ,, until this Man could clearly see ,,
what we should have meant to me ,, and salvation
of the Two , dependent upon , those reveals she so liberally
gave ,,,
for our relationship to save ,,
and again I wonder ,,
just where the end would have been , if not for her trying
many days I wasn't plugged in
and left her home ,, crying ,,,

Now it unfolds before me ,, in Paintings textured in Black and White
no denying so much as a single simple thing ,,

She'd held my Hand as to help me grow into what I'd
always needed to be ,, she set me down ,, explained
how to let those old stains go ,,
and release , all the damage done ,, when I was young
and be a Man , to find my feet again ,,
so I may once again Stand ,,, and be free of my self inflected
Misery ,,,

Taught me ,, Just let it go ,, find an even flow ,,,
and fall into the role you're meant to be ,,,

we Belonged together , before now , we'd in some way
missed that somehow ,,
but now , we have us together forever ,,,,

Um,,, at home , sketching rhymes of visions to share in the Melding of our Souls
the Paradise we could easily come to know ,, together ,, throughout the universe ,,
we became that loving Song ,, stroked with brush , painted in Colors bright ,,
captivating the Eyes of the Sun and Moon ,, as they slide their girth around the Earth
to shine down upon us ,,, all through life day and Night ,,,

She's the one who saved my sanity ,
helped me lose my Vanity ,
so I could become
that Man I should be
so I could Treat her
as she ought to be
and so I could feel worth
her love and act accordingly

~~~~ Sundown Dance through a true Romance ~~~~

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04-15-2018, 12:27 AM #1,328
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Taking each other's hand
walking slowly through
this sudden mystery ,,

Sitting down upon the Sand
with waves rolling blue
she begins to sing to me

" You've meant so much to me
and in your own way ,,
you've always tried to help me see
beyond the Illusions of my false reality
Helped beyond my wildest dreams
always what you seemed to be ,,
just as real as the wind that comforts me "

It's her way to speak with me
through her songs she gets
her mind across without
much difficulty ,,
she comes smiling as she sings
hopes washed clean with prayer
that we'll be together always
with our love to share ,,

Over time we've learned

the Pleasure of being ,,
relies solely on living to love
someone of our Dreams ,,

Now walking side by side
along the Pier or down
the Riverside ,,
watching flashes of smiles
as other's watch us caressing
in the springs sunny rays
we stroll on for miles ,,

Water front walking
Lady of Dreams and I
softly Talking
hearts afire , feel the tingling

Sing to me she ask ,
com'on please
Sing to me ,,,

This love came from above
as if Ordained
Rest my mind in her heart
Rolling in each other's arms ,,
lonely for us both ,, when apart
Remained ,,,,
together from the Start ,,

Walking Slowly ,,, through this
Sudden Mystery ,,,

~~~~~~~~~ a Flash Romance that came to last ~~~

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04-16-2018, 12:16 AM #1,329
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~~~ Through Angel Eyes ~~~

Ramon say's it's a Shame
how the Parents left the boy
to take the Blame ,,

The Burn was complete ,
down it all came ,,

kept the Crime discreet ,,

ashes from Sins ,
of Parents
High Balling
on Toxic Gin

Smoke from a Bottle where
the Ignition came ,,,

yes , they left the Boy ,,
to take the Heinous Blame that day ,,,

Sister now in a Grave
not much left to save ,,,
though the Boy tried
to save her ,,,
Fire isn't something
a Boy can fight with fist

and in the Morning after
the Tale had taken on it's Twist

and the Lies ,,
just roll off the Tongues
like a Nest of Lizards
coming out of their Hole
to lay blatant before the Sun

The Boy , mind still in a Shatter
from the Loss sibling
listen as the Lies take on a Matter
though those ,
nothing but Parent's Dribbling

Angels eyes above while
listening , shed Tears miles deep
for the Boy and his situation
Innocence under attack ,,
Eyes of the Angels Weep

Justice none ,
compiled aspersions 101

In time , comes a Woman
as Savior
for the Boy ,,
watching last night ,,
as the Drunks , soaked in Gin
Lit a Fire ,, in attempt
to do their Children in ,,,,

Speaks of the Boy's
Heroic Behavior ,,
for the Life of his Sister to save
while the Parents Ran
for cover ,,, and Laughed away

as they may have over Her Grave ,,

Justice has lost it's sting
when Children unprotected
face charges , innocent of anything ,,,

~~~~~ Face it ,, we gotta a lot to change about ourselves ~~~~~

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04-16-2018, 02:49 AM #1,330
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Thunder ,
Lightning ,
and the Wind
Electricity binds the Sky
into one
and before the Strikes have
a chance to split the Sun again ,,

Lost , totally on my own
nothing to save me
from these night Terrors
as they seep out and back
into me ,, all of them ,,
my life they make
,,, Home ?

Quickening Effect upon
those scars that deepen
into my mind
with burning Passion ,,
the flies begin to eat away
the core of my spine ,,

Alone ,, Middle of ,, Ocean filled Madness ,,
what Mind have I ?
how much left to lose ???

what portion
may there be left to Torment ,,,
as most of it has flown long ago ,,,

Darkness is my Child ,,
My life's blood given
through her Veins ,,,
will one day find another ,, Born to be ,,
Darkness ,,

this Darkness runs through the Family ,,
and down from me ,,
Darkness will carry on ,,

into and throughout eternity ,,

Flash ,,,
and the Hills Bleed Black around me
Thunder ,,, and my blood chills as the Earth
loses all sense of any Reality ,,,

From Blackened Clouds that Surround me

Storm Dumps like a ,,,
Hurricane ,,
Water now Surrounds me ,, in Pools so Dark ,,
not even the Sun has faith in surviving ,,,

Wind does Rise ,,
raising Earth so Thick
that it blinds even the Minds Eyes

is that the Surprise ???

To be born with Eyes that See ,
yet blind to Reality ?

Heyyyyyy yeah yeah yeah

Seeds fall into shapes
of Droplets in colors
yellow blue ,,
watching the Fight between Cloud and Sun
this wet in my palm turns
into the fire of Truth ,,
burning ,,,
Deeper Still ,,
the higher up the pull
the Fall becomes
a Cry for Water ,,

Water to Surround Me
take me Asunder ,,,
release my Mortal Soul ,,,
Water ,,,

~~~~~~~ Blackout Sky ,, a little above the Speed of Light ~~~~~~~

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04-16-2018, 03:24 AM #1,331
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Let's see Edgar Allen Poe beat that one ^^^^^^
tee hee
04-16-2018, 04:13 AM #1,332
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(04-16-2018, 03:24 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Let's see Edgar Allen Poe beat that one ^^^^^^
tee hee

Your path is going to give you sadness only because you aren't being who you really are.
04-16-2018, 04:31 PM #1,333
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(04-16-2018, 04:13 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(04-16-2018, 03:24 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Let's see Edgar Allen Poe beat that one ^^^^^^
tee hee

Your path is going to give you sadness only because you aren't being who you really are.

Saw that in your Tea Leaves eh ? lmao.gif
04-18-2018, 07:16 AM #1,334
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This is Theater Unique Stranger , you do understand that , right ?

it's been pointed out so often .

as well as my statement : Never take anything on forums seriously .

where that sticks so succinctly is when : Cynicalabsurdance writes .

we all write on forums , some even read the writing ,

so we are or can be considered as amateur writers , right ?

mix fact with fiction , tell a story , joke , play , have fun , right ?

Thanks for the Tip , but seriously , just like my own writing and tips , I do not , nor should
anyone , take these statements seriously .

we're happy to be here having fun are we not ?

then enjoy the Fiction like you would any Book or Magazine if you like , I do .

signed : R. Allen Snow chuckle.gif

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04-18-2018, 07:29 AM #1,335
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Slip and Slide along your Guide
find the Box where the music rocks
see the note for all it's worth

and grab a Girl with Massive Girth
dance her butt to a Bone
exercise is best for one so ,,, ooops

Keep a Candle Lit
put a Rose on my Lip
see a Tat on my gat
it's getting odd to see all this Fa,,,

Up the Tree hangs a shoe
tell me what it is that I can do ,,,

to save that Sneak from it's fate
I'd not be happy if it fell ,,,

but I wouldn't grieve

if it chose on it's own to leave ,,,

Shake that Blubber Girl
let that Man give you a swirl

pull up your Pantie Hose ,,
before you offend someone's nose

dance like fire
Dance like Cream
Dance for money
dance as you scream

just dance all across this floor
dance your fat ass out the door

LOL on you
I know you're watching like a Fool

so while you watch
I write a Verse
you may think it my final curse

but what you think matters not

this old body of mine has turned to rot .
so who cares what you think ,,

cause for me ,,, all I care about , is make a stink

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