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04-11-2013, 08:37 PM #121
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here's an Illustration of the answer i got from them

Two Aliens talking about the people of earth

Zor : " Well , what's new down there ? "

Ro : " Well, uh,, he he , The U.S. Toys are waging a War
on drugs and guns ,,,

Zor : How's the War going ?

Ro : he he , if you mean besides funny as shït ,,
they are losing .

Zor : How's that ?

Ro : HA ! they're Earthlings

Zor : oh yeah ,,, what was i thinking ,, he he

Ro : well ,,, see ,,, they are waging war on drugs and guns ,, while they are
importing through smuggling Drugs and Guns lmao.gif

Zor : lol.gif yep,, they're Earthlings alright lol.giflol.giflol.gif

Ro : it gets even better ,,,chuckle.gif

Zor : and ?

Ro : well, chuckle.gifchuckle.gifchuckle.gif you see, Bush said Iraq
has weapons of mass destruction . so the U.S. is going to invade Iraq rofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gif

Zor : Is he serious ? The U.S. is a leader in having Weapons of mass destruction,,
and the People follow this Guy ?

Ro : Hey,,lmao.gif They're Earthlings

Zor : Damn , not even Parakeets are that stupid .

Ro: They regulate those too

Zor : Birds ? they try to control even the Birds ? gaah.gif

Ro : Get's better chuckle.gif

Zor : Let me guess,,The Fundamentalist are trying to stop abortions ,, while yelling NUKE
the Iraqi's ,,, Thou shalt not kill thing,, ????

Ro : Now you're catching on rofl.gif

Zor : No wonder you like watching this Movie ,, it has everything ,
Stupidity, brutality, hate based religion , laws against even Sexual activity ,
big stupid bombs at the command of a touch of idiots like Bush .

oh shït dude ,, too funny lmao.giflmao.giflmao.gif

Ro : No shït,,, 'cept one thing isn't

Zor ; and that is ?

Ro : Soon they'll have the ability to get out here .

Zor : gaah.gifgaah.gif Do we still have Weapons ?

Ro : No, remember? we stopped making them when we woke up, but no worries

Zor : No worries ? why not ?

Ro : They're Earthlings ,every new Tech they come up with,
they first apply it to weapons,, the tech to get out here, they'll use as a weapon first ,,,

on themselves .

Zor : Whew ,, for a sec i almost got chills chuckle.gif

04-11-2013, 09:08 PM #122
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Sound True ?chuckle.gif
04-11-2013, 09:09 PM #123
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Zor and Ro both sound biased. 13.gif
04-11-2013, 09:27 PM #124
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Quote : He Rog, did you ever ask your abductors "What's it all about?".

Abductors ?

You are referring to Earth people right ?

For, I was never abducted by anyone else .

or ,,
are you referring to the People on the advanced craft ?

if so ,,, They do not abduct people .

They,,,,, unlike the Idiots of this World ,, have respect for living beings .

They do not have Weapons as you are thinking of weapons ,,, either

They just set the trap ( and the trap was not set for me to be caught in )
they let people of this World make the choice of biting the Bait .

like it is said : You make your choices what action you take , based
on the Motivations dictated by your consciousness .

No conscience ,, you bite the bait , and screw yourself , they did not
screw anyone
Earth people screw themselves

read a headline lately ?
there's your Mirror .

Look pretty ?

No ?

Why Not ? <-----<< perhaps the most important question
you could ask ,,,, of yourself .
04-11-2013, 10:03 PM #125
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~~~~~~ a tale ~~~~~~

Seth : Look at that asshole Rog' , parks in the Red zone ( no stopping zone )
and blocks the drive into the parking lot , so he can text on his phone for 20
minutes ,,

Rog: You know what's interesting to watch about humans ?
( I answer it myself )

" You can always depend on humans to do everything the way a human would
do ,,,
with all their defects and flaws, based in their selfish defunct
consciousness .

Seth : Profound Rog', but I'm going over and tell him to move it .

Rog' : Why ? ,,,, do own this place ?

Seth : No , I just despise people who do that .

Rog' : You missed my meaning a bit

Seth : How so ?

Rog' : that happens every 30 minutes , you are not paid to be parking cop

Seth : you missed mine , i have a chance to give that asshole shït for what he is doing
( Selfish motivation )

Rog : Yep, now go do what a Human would do then

Seth : never mind , Like you say , never rent out the space in my head
to an asshole

( he learns quick, next test , is to teach him to ignore the fact that we are humans,
and expand our possibilities to be above defunct Consciousness )
04-11-2013, 10:14 PM #126
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and once again

the warning i give to people about what they can expect out of me

My Google+ account profile


Disclaimer : As my training in creation of Orchrastrated Theatrics / Formulated Disinformation must be periodically exercised , The following may or may not be an Artifact of such . however , owning to the fact that i am a wee bit behind in exercise , it is almost,,, but not assured , a given that this will be just exactly that exercise that I warn of.

to be safe , ignore all over glorified inflections , and the affect will be harmless ,,,,,,,,,,,,,Enjoy the dribble

My Existence was a result of a clumsy teetering of a dish in a cosmic lab ,

seems the minute past participle of a 3rd person singular had pummeled down upon a Rhorshats Chrystal ,,

, igniting a spark , which produced a Ganish Particle ,

That Particle sought attraction in the negative pole
of a Verbal Illustration defining the Chaos Theorem .

On Contact with such ,

a Fibonacci sequence developed , wherein the Golden mean was propitiated creating the Sacred geometry that became the " I " that evolved into the Id of my ying/yang physical canister in which to maintain the welfare of my Soul .

That event was in this dimension , about the same Epoch as what is commonly referred to as the
Big Bad Bang theory .

Which just for the record , never happened in this
dimension ,,,
The Big Bang ,, did however .

But not the BIG BAD BANG ,
that occurred on a much grander sphere of interactive consciousness practice .

was that at all understandable ?

if so ,
Then meds are available at the table near the end of the hall on the Southeast quadrant of your mind .

Thank you for your attention these past few seconds

Bragging rights

I must here premise the following statements per the instructions of the Little man on my shoulder with the admonishment that , though what you may read here is disturbing , it is harmless to your mirrored self image .

For , though there exist no model to use as a barometer by which to judge the veracity of any raconteur following , it is once again pointed out , i am trained in Psy-ops per the U.S. Intelligence Community .

You are expected to at the most ,

Giggle at the dribble,

you are to,,,, NOT,,,,, take anything presented here as the Gosple of Geb , the Roman God of Gardening

.Ready ? he he, hold that answer for the Finale .

Into the carriage we slide then .

Unbeknownst to myself , until the Azrael memory Blocks engaged in dissolving , I had several sweet rides upon UFO's .

Memory is an elemental as well as an energy deposit , and can not actually be erased, it can however through Hypnotics , be blocked .

That Given , here's the brag .

First , these craft are as real as the nose on our faces ( Unless you are Michael Jackson, then they are even more so )

The designers, builders, and pilots are not concerned with introducing themselves to the earthly Human Race en mass ,

Fact is , they mostly concern themselves with keeping the people of this planet contained here and out of the rest of the Galaxy where you will assuredly do some harm,,,

'Ok ? Understood ? makes you feel unloved , does it not ?

indeed, but we earned our label so wear it in whatever context you have garnished for yourselves .

alrighty then , on the spin we turn.

There is a Fractal . Theorem is generated by thoughts , and can never be wholly relied upon ,

none the more , none the less ,

there certainly is a fractal . that fractal dictates a flat general exuberance of Western Lineal Thought Consciousness .

That state of mind is a drying weed on the cusp of being blown away via the burgeoning wind of higher thought .

( You have seven seconds to complete the thought formulation and sign / date the bottom of your physical Form )

You are about to take a wild ride folks , there is not a tunnel in this vision , that was the old days , this is new days .

You will be required to forget all you have been conditioned to believe as fact/truth and Learn a new pattern of behavioral Thought processing ,

the transition is really quite easy , in fact , it has always been in the Genetic code of your atomic as well as consciousness .

ok, give the above a ponder please, and there are Party Favors in the cube behind your eyes , Help yourself Liberally to them . Thank You , and good night Irene .

Occupation::::>>>-------> " Dust Collector " ( Think not ? well , watch me sit for a while ,, the dust just loves me )


where have I worked ? That information will not get you any closer to your God ,

so,,,,, I'll just " LIE " to you about it .

I worked within a Spatial Vortex to insure the windows into your souls ,, remained frosted over ,, In order to keep your imagined Demons from devouring them..
you can thank me later ,,

and thank you in advance for thanking me for all i do for you

Hobbies : Cynical Absurd Satirist

Employer ::: Patriarchal/Matriarchal Arcane Matrix Mixers ( Move over David Wilcock , you just got the Axe )
Google it, I did ( like hell i googled it,, I made that up to keep you confused )


This is the One i always stumble on .

Education defined by the Acashiac Records involves every aspect of the " ALL " of experiential values .

There is no singularity in which to stick a place stamp . nor a time stamp ,

but to maintain to a simple answer ,

My education is of the processing and assimilation of the Buckets running over of the " ALL " .

My Major field of study was the regaining of the Inner Peace lost through the contact of the Physical 3D plane of this " ___________ " <-------<< "YOU " Try filling it in
04-11-2013, 10:22 PM #127
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(04-11-2013, 09:09 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  Zor and Ro both sound biased. 13.gif

Sounds Biased ? he he

watch your World

do you fit in ?

They don't

like myself,,, they are misfitted for this World

and that is a very good thing for us .
04-11-2013, 10:26 PM #128
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btw did you get the connection between the two names ?



what was Zorro's Characteristics ?

He fought against Tierney for the Justice of others .

He WATCHED over his people .

Watchers ,,,, get it ?
04-11-2013, 10:32 PM #129
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(04-11-2013, 10:26 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  btw did you get the connection between the two names ?



what was Zorro's Characteristics ?

He fought against Tierney for the Justice of others .

He WATCHED over his people .

Watchers ,,,, get it ?

Why would I? So, now it's Zorro talking to himself and answering himself?
04-11-2013, 10:49 PM #130
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That could be said
Given the fact that Unit of Consciousness
is one piece of the All

so yes, we all talk to ourselves , in a sense ,
owning we are all a part of the whole .
04-11-2013, 11:06 PM #131
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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My Major field of study was the regaining of the Inner Peace lost through the contact of the Physical 3D plane of this " ___________ " <-------<< "YOU " Try filling it in

...gift to experience sentient life.
04-11-2013, 11:13 PM #132
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that's better then what i was going to fill it in with

But,,, afterall ,,, I am Cynically Absurd about stuff .chuckle.gif
04-11-2013, 11:17 PM #133
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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I want to see what your fill in words are...even it they are cynical and/or absurd.
04-11-2013, 11:34 PM #134
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~~~ Crazy Dreams that almost make you cry from laughing ~~~~~

When i had my Car Restoration Shop
everybody i knew liked to take advantage of my kindness

one was a friend Dana ( how he was named by his Parents is funny too )

Dana chased a dent in the front of his VW Bus for about 4 days,,
he would smack the dent with a hammer, it would pop out
and and cause another dent to pop in somewhere else .

He got frustrated , Cut the entire front end off the Bus

went to the junk yard and got a front end that was dent free .

Brought the Bus and his new front end to my shop to have
me weld it on for him .

You have all the wiring harness attached to the bulk head under the dash
at the front of the Bus,,,
so he had detached every wire to remove the old front of the Bus .

there is no less then 250 wires to reattach to various points and components
in a VW Bus Bulkhead and switches

LONG TEDIOUS process to get them all in the right place and connected .

next, the dream he had about that . lmao.gif
04-11-2013, 11:45 PM #135
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In an Old VW Bus, all the ground wires that are Brown, attach as Ground wires

some to a switch but majority to the body on a clean surface minus paint .

I welded the front end on for him,
and took the entire next 13 hours helping him install and wire up the components .

I left him alone at about 1:30 am that night and went home .

He had one Brown wire left to attach when i left,

he was looking under the dash for the Switch it went to ( it does not attach to a switch, it attaches to
a screw in the metal of the body )



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