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BIGFOOT ! nice perfume , and the Fractal
09-03-2017, 03:00 AM #1,006
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Posts:8,527 Threads:199 Joined:Feb 2011
Switch Track
off a Camel's Back

Stomp on a Tack
Can't carry on
without a Tally Whack

So let it be
After all
Means very little
in a World un-free

Saw Horse
Place your Bet
Race is on
and the Turtle's
soaking Wet

Score Four
for the Filly in Red
and half again as much
for the Fellow
whose Blood runs ,,,,,,,,,,
what I said ,,


Show and Tell
straight from Hell

show us your Horns
when Those Tits get Grown
you can claim they've
as well been shown

Make it clean
Side ways into
your washin' Machine
Dirt Devil on a Bust
made away with
the drugs and most
all your Rust

Can't see
what I just smelled
cause it's so clean
ya never can tell
if it's a center piece
or just a side board scene

Trust in Rust
it's around a lot more often
than Gawd

Pledge your heart
to a Soul that's gone
But reclaim his money
and be sure ,,,
to stuff his Bod

Run tell Ramona
what Mama said


Cause Daddy can't
well you know ,,,,,,
He's almost dead

So , For Ms. Mona
Brush her dents
and let her show where
Granny's stuck in bed

and nobody's crying
but Old Uncle Fred

Just be sure
To tell it like it was

For future Gen's
will believe
every lie ever said
and have a Cause
to ,,,,

When the Man
comes your way
and the Lady states
she can't get away
and Mama's Lost
in a Gin Boiled Fog ,,,

well take it up and run child
Run Child ,,,
Run like a Dog ,,,

~~~ Bridge insert ~~~

Cosmos came with a Cane
Beat your ass insane
laid you out cold

I told ya man
you got too damned Old

~~~ verse again ~~~~

Stumbling Greek
Drunk on Ouzo
Falls prey to the sale
of the Sneaker of the Week

and now ,,,
He's a Turk
Got His Fez
and Believe him child
you can rely
on all he says ,,,,,,

Fall comes
when Summer
begins it's Nap
Frame your smile
with a Money Sack
chase the Fox
and dance a Hen
can't be lost
when you're
always making it
making it back in

Home is where
You sat your Ass
Not your Heart
and not your bone
But those tight Buns
from which you fart
and smell up my
Happy Home ,,,
(End in Sight )


~~~~~~ Chucko , claims to know the Truth , give it to ya , For a Baby Ruth ~~~~~~~



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