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BREAKING: Police in Virginia are searching for a pussy shaver
04-29-2017, 03:58 PM #1
Meh Member
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Quote:Mystery in Virginia: Someone is shaving other people's cats
Why would someone go around shaving other people's cats?

The mystery has the attention of police in Waynesboro, a small city in Virginia's Shenandoah Valley where someone has been taking cats and precisely shaving their underbellies or legs. It's happened to seven cats since December.

Police Capt. Kelly Walker said Friday that all the cats have been returned otherwise unharmed, but some seem bothered.

More: http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/mystery...ar-BBAuGJ7

Bothered?

İmage
04-29-2017, 04:01 PM #2
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FFS, that's not strange at all coffeetime.gif

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04-29-2017, 04:04 PM #3
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Weird. There was an article about a shaved pussy just this past Monday on the local news. It was let out, someone had shaved it when it returned 3 hours later.

Is this a thing now? Are we going to see a bunch more shaved pussies around our neighborhoods?

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04-29-2017, 04:05 PM #4
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What the actual fekk...

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04-29-2017, 04:14 PM #5
White Ribbon call me
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orgazmo3.gif Does he eat them after shaving them?
04-29-2017, 05:29 PM #6
Meh Member
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rofl.gif Why else would you shave one?
04-29-2017, 05:54 PM #7
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04-29-2017, 06:05 PM #8
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I can't believe anyone has the time to shave a cat ffs.

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04-29-2017, 06:28 PM #9
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That's kinky.
04-29-2017, 09:07 PM #10
Adde Member
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(04-29-2017, 04:14 PM)White Ribbon Wrote:  orgazmo3.gif Does he eat them after shaving them?

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04-30-2017, 02:59 AM #11
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We were Born before the Wind

oh ,,, so much younger than the Sun ,,,

everything was one ,,,,, as we Sailed into the Mystic ,,,,

Just another Lonely Boy from New York ,,,

He pulled into Town around Sundown ,,,
Said he was seeking his Sister ,,,
who ran away from an Abusive Crab Catcher Boyfriend back in Maine ,,,

He spoke of a Letter she'd left , in which was scribbled : " You're my Salvation ,,, come quick please "

and here's where the story goes sideways ,,,,

They related that atop the Hill ,,,, the Old Mansion with Daffodils ,,, where spirits roam
the Forest Deep ,,,
and Munchkins Through holes in the Castle creep ,,,
where Wolves are never seen ,,,
but felt like thorns in the Ashes that Burn ,,,
and Green eyed Poppies eat PB&J ,,, from
a Fountain Made of Burnished Clay ,,,

up there on Hilltop High ,,,
may be the Girl ,
the Crab Apple of the Crab Catchers eye ,,,

Sleeping lightly on a Silken Stone ,,,
her Skirt raised high
revealing how long she'd been alone ,,,
There ,,,
There you may run ,,, to find
the Orphaned Child ,,,
smoking a Pipe of Garnet Stone ,,,

Upon the Sun Rays of tomorrow's Morn ,,,
Come Back this way ,,,,
come alone ,,,

we'll take tither to that Hilltop Home ,,,
and show you the sister you ,,,,

~~~~~~~ Sorry Man ,,, my laptop Ribbon ran out of Ink ~~~~~~~~~
04-30-2017, 03:02 AM #12
White Ribbon call me
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(04-29-2017, 05:29 PM)Meh Wrote:  rofl.gif  Why else would you shave one?

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04-30-2017, 03:03 AM #13
White Ribbon call me
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(04-29-2017, 09:07 PM)Adde Wrote:  
(04-29-2017, 04:14 PM)White Ribbon Wrote:  orgazmo3.gif Does he eat them after shaving them?

wave.gif Nice to see you.

Lovely to see you too..

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04-30-2017, 06:04 AM #14
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(04-29-2017, 03:58 PM)Meh Wrote:  
Quote:Mystery in Virginia: Someone is shaving other people's cats
Why would someone go around shaving other people's cats?

The mystery has the attention of police in Waynesboro, a small city in Virginia's Shenandoah Valley where someone has been taking cats and precisely shaving their underbellies or legs. It's happened to seven cats since December.

Police Capt. Kelly Walker said Friday that all the cats have been returned otherwise unharmed, but some seem bothered.

More: http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/mystery...ar-BBAuGJ7

Bothered?

İmage

Queen of heaven testing out her hairdressing skills. She make em silky smooth.

Or witchcraft.

I think some of the cats are witches shapeshifting...not all witches are the broomstick type. I think I saw a white witch at a hospital...possibly.

My new theory is "don't mess with zohar" was a brilliant allegory for the union of male and female energy in a human being. Dunno. It's either biblical or programmed into whatever I'm in. That talmud is either legit or a mind control manipulation...I don't have the answer for that.
04-30-2017, 10:45 AM #15
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(04-30-2017, 06:04 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(04-29-2017, 03:58 PM)Meh Wrote:  
Quote:Mystery in Virginia: Someone is shaving other people's cats
Why would someone go around shaving other people's cats?

The mystery has the attention of police in Waynesboro, a small city in Virginia's Shenandoah Valley where someone has been taking cats and precisely shaving their underbellies or legs. It's happened to seven cats since December.

Police Capt. Kelly Walker said Friday that all the cats have been returned otherwise unharmed, but some seem bothered.

More: http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/mystery...ar-BBAuGJ7

Bothered?

İmage

Queen of heaven testing out her hairdressing skills.  She make em silky smooth.

Or witchcraft.

I think some of the cats are witches shapeshifting...not all witches are the broomstick type.  I think I saw a white witch at a hospital...possibly.

My new theory is "don't mess with zohar" was a brilliant allegory for the union of male and female energy in a human being.  Dunno.  It's either biblical or programmed into whatever I'm in.  That talmud is either legit or a mind control manipulation...I don't have the answer for that.

Tell us more about the white witch at the hospital?

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