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BREAKING: Police in Virginia are searching for a pussy shaver
04-29-2017, 03:58 PM #1
Meh Member
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Quote:Mystery in Virginia: Someone is shaving other people's cats
Why would someone go around shaving other people's cats?

The mystery has the attention of police in Waynesboro, a small city in Virginia's Shenandoah Valley where someone has been taking cats and precisely shaving their underbellies or legs. It's happened to seven cats since December.

Police Capt. Kelly Walker said Friday that all the cats have been returned otherwise unharmed, but some seem bothered.

More: http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/mystery...ar-BBAuGJ7

Bothered?

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04-29-2017, 04:01 PM #2
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FFS, that's not strange at all coffeetime.gif

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04-29-2017, 04:04 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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Weird. There was an article about a shaved pussy just this past Monday on the local news. It was let out, someone had shaved it when it returned 3 hours later.

Is this a thing now? Are we going to see a bunch more shaved pussies around our neighborhoods?

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04-29-2017, 04:05 PM #4
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What the actual fekk...

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04-29-2017, 05:29 PM #5
Meh Member
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rofl.gif Why else would you shave one?
04-29-2017, 05:54 PM #6
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04-29-2017, 06:05 PM #7
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I can't believe anyone has the time to shave a cat ffs.

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04-29-2017, 06:28 PM #8
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That's kinky.
04-29-2017, 09:07 PM #9
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(04-29-2017, 04:14 PM)White Ribbon Wrote:  orgazmo3.gif Does he eat them after shaving them?

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04-30-2017, 02:59 AM #10
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04-30-2017, 06:04 AM #11
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(04-29-2017, 03:58 PM)Meh Wrote:  
Quote:Mystery in Virginia: Someone is shaving other people's cats
Why would someone go around shaving other people's cats?

The mystery has the attention of police in Waynesboro, a small city in Virginia's Shenandoah Valley where someone has been taking cats and precisely shaving their underbellies or legs. It's happened to seven cats since December.

Police Capt. Kelly Walker said Friday that all the cats have been returned otherwise unharmed, but some seem bothered.

More: http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/mystery...ar-BBAuGJ7

Bothered?

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Queen of heaven testing out her hairdressing skills. She make em silky smooth.

Or witchcraft.

I think some of the cats are witches shapeshifting...not all witches are the broomstick type. I think I saw a white witch at a hospital...possibly.

My new theory is "don't mess with zohar" was a brilliant allegory for the union of male and female energy in a human being. Dunno. It's either biblical or programmed into whatever I'm in. That talmud is either legit or a mind control manipulation...I don't have the answer for that.
04-30-2017, 11:38 AM #12
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(04-29-2017, 05:29 PM)Meh Wrote:  rofl.gif  Why else would you shave one?

To make it easier to find the nipples for milking.

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04-30-2017, 11:41 AM #13
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(04-29-2017, 04:04 PM)Octo Wrote:  Weird. There was an article about a shaved pussy just this past Monday on the local news. It was let out, someone had shaved it when it returned 3 hours later.

Is this a thing now? Are we going to see a bunch more shaved pussies around our neighborhoods?

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I sure hope so. There's nothing worse than a bushy, hairy pussy. The hair gets everywhere. It especially sucks when it gets in your mouth.
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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
04-30-2017, 11:42 AM #14
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(04-30-2017, 11:41 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(04-29-2017, 04:04 PM)Octo Wrote:  Weird. There was an article about a shaved pussy just this past Monday on the local news. It was let out, someone had shaved it when it returned 3 hours later.

Is this a thing now? Are we going to see a bunch more shaved pussies around our neighborhoods?

damned.gif

I sure hope so. There's nothing worse than a bushy, hairy pussy. The hair gets everywhere. It especially sucks when it gets in your mouth.
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Persians are the worst.

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That's why you should either shave them or cover them from head to toe.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
04-30-2017, 01:46 PM #15
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