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BREAKING: Report Claims There Was An Israeli Spy In Al Gore's Bathroom!
05-10-2014, 05:30 PM #1
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As reports swirled this week accusing Israel of aggressive spying on the U.S., one allegation was centered on one of the world's most private places.[...]

Newsweek [...] alleging that Israel's spying went so far as to include the bathroom of former Vice President Al Gore.

According to a senior former U.S. intelligence operative, a Secret Service agent who was enjoying a moment of solitude in Gore’s bathroom before the Veep arrived heard a metallic scraping sound. “The Secret Service had secured [Gore’s] room in advance and they all left except for one agent, who decided to take a long, slow time on the pot,” the operative recalled for Newsweek. “So the room was all quiet, he was just meditating on his toes, and he hears a noise in the vent. And he sees the vent clips being moved from the inside. And then he sees a guy starting to exit the vent into the room.”

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A little espionage keeps you on you toes, they were probably monitoring methane levels, Gore has very high BS levels, and that's a scientific fact. 37.gif

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05-10-2014, 05:34 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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lmao.gif What a stink! They guy was probably choking up there in the vent. rofl.gif
05-10-2014, 05:54 PM #3
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What a job that poor spy took, low man on the totem pole I guess.

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05-12-2014, 04:11 PM #4
yankees skier
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Shitty job. damned.gif

Biere.
05-12-2014, 04:33 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif yup.gif

Makes you wonder what kind of intelligence they were gathering. Certainly, I like everyone have some awful bathroom experiences ( I'll save those... that's another topic. : ) ) but I never crapped anything that could affect national security in another country.

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05-12-2014, 04:53 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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(05-12-2014, 04:33 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  but I never crapped anything that could affect national security in another country.

Yet... damned.gif
05-12-2014, 05:03 PM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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05-12-2014, 05:07 PM #8
yankees skier
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Biere.
05-12-2014, 05:09 PM #9
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"Theres a red under my bed and theres a little green man in my head"

"Paranoia the destroyer paranoia the destroyer paranoia the destroyer"




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