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08-31-2013, 02:51 PM #1
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Life is like a penis.
Soft and hanging freely.
It's women that make it hard.

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08-31-2013, 02:53 PM #2
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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An older man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. It had a large pond in the back perfect for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and he grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he got near the pond he heard voices shouting and laughing. As he came closer, he saw a bunch of young women skinny-dipping.

When the women noticed him coming they all went to the deep end and one of the women shouted to him, ‘we’re not coming out until you leave!’

The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim around naked or make you get out of MY pond bare-ass…

Holding the bucket up, he said, ‘I’m here to feed the alligator.’

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08-31-2013, 02:59 PM #3
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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08-31-2013, 03:07 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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chuckle.gif beercheer.gif Good morning poodles.
08-31-2013, 03:11 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(08-31-2013, 02:51 PM)Shadow Wrote:  Life is like a penis.
Soft and hanging freely.
It's women that make it hard.

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That was beautiful. Like a Hallmark card kinda' thingy. rofl.gif

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08-31-2013, 03:16 PM #6
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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hug.gif hug.gif chuckle.gif

That made me lol.gif JR lmao.gif
08-31-2013, 03:18 PM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Wish I had some glitter. rofl.gif

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08-31-2013, 03:23 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,981 Threads:1,473 Joined:Feb 2011
How about sprinkles? hyper.gif
08-31-2013, 03:29 PM #9
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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(08-31-2013, 03:23 PM)Octo Wrote:  How about sprinkles? hyper.gif

chuckle.gif only if he puts the lid down!
08-31-2013, 03:33 PM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif I'm going to the store for glitter and sprinkles and then I'll post pics of the one eyed liar. rofl.gif

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08-31-2013, 03:40 PM #11
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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08-31-2013, 03:40 PM #12
bohica Member
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Careful JR, you may turn Octo into Annie Sprinkles. (Google THAT one).

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
08-31-2013, 03:43 PM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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An ecosexual??? scream.gif


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08-31-2013, 03:45 PM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(08-31-2013, 03:40 PM)bohica Wrote:  Careful JR, you may turn Octo into Annie Sprinkles. (Google THAT one).

rofl.gif Aww FFS! She's a ginger.

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08-31-2013, 05:22 PM #15
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,786 Threads:721 Joined:Oct 2012
(08-31-2013, 02:51 PM)Shadow Wrote:  Life is like a Pənis.
Soft and hanging freely.
It's women that make it hard.

lmao.gif
"How big is it?..."As big as you can make it!

How long is it?..."As long as you can make it!



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