Quote:Barbra Streisand says Trump is making her fat. In a Q&A with The New York Times promoting her new album, she was asked how she was feeling these days.
“I want to sleep nights. If we take the House I’ll be able to sleep a little bit better.”
She meant the House of Representatives, not the Waffle House. Though I’d gladly pay $200 for a ticket to see Streisand saddle up to a Waffle House counter and order a Texas Double Sausage Egg & Cheese Biscuit.
But we digress.
Next, The Times asked Streisand what she’d do if the Democrats don’t win the House.
“Don’t know. I’ve been thinking about, do I want to move to Canada? I don’t know. I’m just so saddened by this thing happening to our country.
“It’s making me fat. I hear what he said now, and I have to go eat pancakes now, and pancakes are very fattening. We make them with healthy flour, though — almond flour, coconut flour.”