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Barbra Streisand blames Trump for getting fat
11-04-2018, 05:36 PM #1
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Quote:Barbra Streisand says Trump is making her fat. In a Q&A with The New York Times promoting her new album, she was asked how she was feeling these days.

“I want to sleep nights. If we take the House I’ll be able to sleep a little bit better.”

She meant the House of Representatives, not the Waffle House. Though I’d gladly pay $200 for a ticket to see Streisand saddle up to a Waffle House counter and order a Texas Double Sausage Egg & Cheese Biscuit.

But we digress.

Next, The Times asked Streisand what she’d do if the Democrats don’t win the House.

“Don’t know. I’ve been thinking about, do I want to move to Canada? I don’t know. I’m just so saddened by this thing happening to our country.

“It’s making me fat. I hear what he said now, and I have to go eat pancakes now, and pancakes are very fattening. We make them with healthy flour, though — almond flour, coconut flour.”

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/opinion/...story.html

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11-04-2018, 06:12 PM #2
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There's no real cure for idiot.

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11-04-2018, 07:57 PM #3
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What the actual fuck?

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
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11-04-2018, 09:28 PM #4
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At least she still has her looks.

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11-05-2018, 05:52 PM #5
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(11-04-2018, 09:28 PM)RLK nli Wrote:  At least she still has her looks.

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That was cruel and I loved it. chuckle.gif
11-05-2018, 08:55 PM #6
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The best thing about her pigging out is the silence while she stuffs her foul mouth. 13.gif

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11-06-2018, 03:15 AM #7
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11-06-2018, 04:28 AM #8
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When she sits around the house she really sits around the house. I wonder how many of her cloned dogs she's eaten? Shame on that over the hill cow that can't stay out of the refrigerator and blames her obesity on the president.
As if Trump is responsible for what she puts in her mouth? I bet her breath doesn't smell like James Brolin.
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11-06-2018, 04:49 AM #9
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11-06-2018, 01:26 PM #10
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(11-06-2018, 04:28 AM)Totie Wrote:  When she sits around the house she really sits around the house. I wonder how many of her cloned dogs she's eaten? Shame on that over the hill cow that can't stay out of the refrigerator and blames her obesity on the president.
As if Trump is responsible for what she puts in her mouth? I bet her breath doesn't smell like James Brolin.

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11-06-2018, 06:34 PM #11
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(11-06-2018, 04:28 AM)Totie Wrote:  When she sits around the house she really sits around the house. I wonder how many of her cloned dogs she's eaten? Shame on that over the hill cow that can't stay out of the refrigerator and blames her obesity on the president.
As if Trump is responsible for what she puts in her mouth? I bet her breath doesn't smell like James Brolin.

İmage

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11-06-2018, 07:33 PM #12
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11-09-2018, 07:39 PM #13
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Ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!

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Just Plain Nuts.
11-09-2018, 08:31 PM #14
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O hai CC! wave.gif How the hell are you doin? cheers.gif
11-09-2018, 09:38 PM #15
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(11-09-2018, 08:31 PM)Octo Wrote:  O hai CC!  wave.gif How the hell are you doin?  cheers.gif


hey lady!

im good thanks.. sore, but good
my trainer has me deadlifting now 13.gif
barbra should try it lol

tis friday... so edibles n beers you know.

O makes amazing edibles... holyshit they last all day n evening lol

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