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07-12-2017, 11:37 PM #1
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Chinese scientists just teleported an object into Earth's orbit for the first time

It ain't much, but it's HUGE!

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
07-13-2017, 12:03 AM #2
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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F_CK ! is that ever a page full of crap stories ,,, all you ever needed to know about
worthless crap .
Thanks for the stink link

and note worthy is the story about the Portland Oregon Woman ( Feminist no Doubt, and a Lesbian by evidence ) ,
gets house detention for groping a little Girl's Vagina on a Plane ?

yepper , that's Portland Oregon alright , let a Registered republican fart on a plane
and they give him a Death sentence .
07-13-2017, 01:02 AM #3
Gumby AKA Chtumby
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In 1981 I attempted to launch a Potato into Orbit with 4lbs of Black Powder. Long story but the Police came, and I ask them to read me the law that said I couldn't. They gave me a warning and left. Now a days that would be Tear-or-is-mmm chuckle.gif


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07-13-2017, 01:21 AM #4
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(07-12-2017, 11:37 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  Chinese scientists just teleported an object into Earth's orbit for the first time

It ain't much, but it's HUGE!

wasn't it a futon?
07-13-2017, 01:34 AM #5
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,601 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
A fortune cookie chuckle.gif


Kreeper, the yahoo linky isn't good anymore, I think they pulled it like Silverstein...

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07-13-2017, 02:41 AM #6
ohnobody Incognito Anonymous
 
Imagine sending an imaginary particle somewhere!
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07-13-2017, 06:26 AM #7
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,250 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
Gude Lord'da

I hope the Chinese have a lot of Ashes and Sack Cloth .

after this one ,,, Gawd is bound to kick their asses for copy right infringement .

and in other news :::::: >>>>>>>>>>>

Kim Lard-Ass- Alien , ( psst , isn't that supposed to be Kar-Dash ? )

Um, where was I ?

oh ,,, oh yeah ,, uh ,, Kim Kardashian ,,, fell ass first off the Empire State Building today ,,

she Landed Ass first ,,,

On the Statue of Liberty ,,,

Her ass swallowed it up . it disappeared .

meanwhile
David Copperfield has filed suit for Copy Right infringement .

that is all

( Parody of Yahoo news stories )
07-13-2017, 10:30 AM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,276 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
(07-13-2017, 01:21 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2017, 11:37 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  Chinese scientists just teleported an object into Earth's orbit for the first time

It ain't much, but it's HUGE!

wasn't it a futon?

It was a photon, but that's nearly the same thing. chuckle.gif

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07-13-2017, 10:40 AM #9
Ninelives Member
Posts:2,386 Threads:35 Joined:Feb 2016
I teleported into orbit earlier.

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Look Up
07-13-2017, 10:47 AM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif I did last night, just landing... good morning 9! coffeetime.gif doobie.gif

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07-13-2017, 10:50 AM #11
Ninelives Member
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(07-13-2017, 10:47 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  chuckle.gif  I did last night, just landing... good morning 9!  coffeetime.gif  doobie.gif

Good Morning JR...

Here, take a soft landing.

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Look Up
07-13-2017, 12:26 PM #12
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,589 Threads:633 Joined:Feb 2011
(07-13-2017, 12:03 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  F_CK ! is that ever a page full of crap stories ,,, all you ever needed to know about
worthless crap .
Thanks for the stink link

and note worthy is the story about the Portland Oregon Woman ( Feminist no Doubt, and a Lesbian by evidence ) ,
gets house detention for groping a little Girl's Vagina on a Plane ?

yepper , that's Portland Oregon alright , let a Registered republican fart on a plane
and they give him a Death sentence .

Well what the ğck ?

I agree. Well, here is a link that works.

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
07-13-2017, 12:34 PM #13
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,589 Threads:633 Joined:Feb 2011
(07-13-2017, 01:34 AM)Octo Wrote:  A fortune cookie  chuckle.gif


Kreeper, the yahoo linky isn't good anymore, I think they pulled it like Silverstein...

spock.gif

The damn article is still there. I don't know why the link goes to the shitstain main page. It happened to be at the top of the page when I saw it so I posted it. I quit reading mail there and only go there for me email.Here is a better link.

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
07-13-2017, 03:26 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,601 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
Thanks. I fixed the first link
07-13-2017, 04:49 PM #15
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,589 Threads:633 Joined:Feb 2011
(07-13-2017, 03:26 PM)Octo Wrote:  Thanks. I fixed the first link

I don't know why I didn't think about doing that when I posted the other link. wonder.gif

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night



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