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Beer drinkers are sluts.
06-28-2012, 11:24 AM #16
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06-28-2012, 02:26 PM #17
Kreeper Griobhtha
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You know, this whole thing can be easily explained with two words.


Beer goggles...


That's right. Beer goggles. Who hasn't gotten sloppy drunk drinking beer and woke up with someone and right away knew that in reality you had no standards?


Beer goggles.

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
06-28-2012, 02:29 PM #18
Octo Mother Superior
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No, that didn't happen. hiding.gif
06-28-2012, 02:43 PM #19
Kreeper Griobhtha
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It's ok to embrace your sexual liberation.


But only if you are drunk.


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
06-28-2012, 06:43 PM #20
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(06-28-2012, 02:26 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  You know, this whole thing can be easily explained with two words.


Beer goggles...


That's right. Beer goggles. Who hasn't gotten sloppy drunk drinking beer and woke up with someone and right away knew that in reality you had no standards?


Beer goggles.


But if the person you woke up next to was wearing beer goggles too, doesn't that cancel out the standards issue. As in...move on, nothing to think about here?

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06-28-2012, 06:54 PM #21
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Beer goggles can give you a susikrapula in Finnish, or a wolf hangover. Sometimes it's better to chew your arm off rather than wake whats sleeping on it. chuckle.gif

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06-28-2012, 07:59 PM #22
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Yeah, that's coyote ugly over here.


(06-28-2012, 06:43 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(06-28-2012, 02:26 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  You know, this whole thing can be easily explained with two words.


Beer goggles...


That's right. Beer goggles. Who hasn't gotten sloppy drunk drinking beer and woke up with someone and right away knew that in reality you had no standards?


Beer goggles.


But if the person you woke up next to was wearing beer goggles too, doesn't that cancel out the standards issue. As in...move on, nothing to think about here?

stoned.gif



No, it's more one of those awkward moments where no one knows quite what to say so they just get dressed and pretend to be polite on the way out the door while thinking, "WTF did I do last night?" Of course, if it were a movie, she would get pregnant then they would eventually realize how perfect they are for each other and get up married.

chuckle.gif

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
06-28-2012, 08:51 PM #23
yankees skier
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Biere.
06-28-2012, 09:42 PM #24
Octo Mother Superior
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Are you getting slutty in the office? beercheer.gif
06-28-2012, 09:44 PM #25
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Good heavens! lmao.gif

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06-28-2012, 09:45 PM #26
yankees skier
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Biere.
06-28-2012, 09:47 PM #27
Octo Mother Superior
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I see, oh well we would have needed a live stream if that was the case. Maybe next time. coffeetime.gif
06-28-2012, 09:48 PM #28
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Biere.
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06-29-2012, 12:05 AM #29
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06-29-2012, 03:00 AM #30
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(06-28-2012, 07:59 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  Yeah, that's coyote ugly over here.


(06-28-2012, 06:43 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(06-28-2012, 02:26 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  You know, this whole thing can be easily explained with two words.


Beer goggles...


That's right. Beer goggles. Who hasn't gotten sloppy drunk drinking beer and woke up with someone and right away knew that in reality you had no standards?


Beer goggles.


But if the person you woke up next to was wearing beer goggles too, doesn't that cancel out the standards issue. As in...move on, nothing to think about here?

stoned.gif



No, it's more one of those awkward moments where no one knows quite what to say so they just get dressed and pretend to be polite on the way out the door while thinking, "WTF did I do last night?" Of course, if it were a movie, she would get pregnant then they would eventually realize how perfect they are for each other and get up married.

chuckle.gif


I've never seen a movie like that. Have you?

No, I remain, nothing to see or think about here. You know that awkward parting scene in movies, that's it. I don't want to sound gay or nothing, but...I'm gay! LOL

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