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Beer drinkers are sluts.
06-29-2012, 03:13 AM #31
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(06-29-2012, 03:00 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  No, I remain, nothing to see or think about here. You know that awkward parting scene in movies, that's it. I don't want to sound gay or nothing, but...I'm gay! LOL

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06-29-2012, 03:24 AM #32
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(06-29-2012, 03:13 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(06-29-2012, 03:00 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  No, I remain, nothing to see or think about here. You know that awkward parting scene in movies, that's it. I don't want to sound gay or nothing, but...I'm gay! LOL

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That's the truth, right there.

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06-29-2012, 03:39 AM #33
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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i recall waking one morning next to a very sweet lady

i remembered everything about the night before.

i remembered so well,,,
that,,,
we did it again
exactly the same as the night before

next time we met

we went to her place,, sober, just to try it different.

so we did,,,




twice,,,

and then,,,

once more to work out anything we didn't do the other times


next time after that,,, when we met up,,,

we KNEW,,, we were good with each other

so,,,,

we both went home with somebody else,,,,

just to share with strangers,,, our good talents

gotta spread the good stuff too ya know.
06-29-2012, 03:43 AM #34
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(06-29-2012, 03:39 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  i recall waking one morning next to a very sweet lady

i remembered everything about the night before.

i remembered so well,,,
that,,,
we did it again
exactly the same as the night before

next time we met

we went to her place,, sober, just to try it different.

so we did,,,




twice,,,

and then,,,

once more to work out anything we didn't do the other times


next time after that,,, when we met up,,,

we KNEW,,, we were good with each other

so,,,,

we both went home with somebody else,,,,

just to share with strangers,,, our good talents

gotta spread the good stuff too ya know.


I know the end to this story. Nothing came of it did it? You ended as you began...f"cKd.
06-29-2012, 04:09 AM #35
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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well yes,,, yes we did indeed,,,

and,,,

took it to the clubs to share with others

we got so good at practicing

we were about to open a school to teach others.

however

charging tuition would have constituted breaking the pandering laws


so we did it for free.lmao.gif
06-29-2012, 04:40 AM #36
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,881 Threads:420 Joined:Jun 2012
(06-29-2012, 04:09 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  well yes,,, yes we did indeed,,,

and,,,

took it to the clubs to share with others

we got so good at practicing

we were about to open a school to teach others.

however

charging tuition would have constituted breaking the pandering laws


so we did it for free.lmao.gif


How did I know that? Been there will never go back.
06-29-2012, 04:53 AM #37
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Did I kill this thread? beercheer.gif
06-29-2012, 04:55 AM #38
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Nope, not quite yet. chuckle.gif Do what I do; just keep trying till it dies.

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06-29-2012, 04:58 AM #39
Octo Mother Superior
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Or I'll do it for you. I have the knowledge. beerbong.gif
06-29-2012, 04:59 AM #40
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Just start talking about beer, bacon or boobs.


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I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
06-29-2012, 05:09 AM #41
Octo Mother Superior
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06-29-2012, 05:09 AM #42
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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It's all downhill after the three B's. chuckle.gif and don't forget doobie.gif

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06-29-2012, 05:26 AM #43
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(06-29-2012, 04:58 AM)Octo Wrote:  Or I'll do it for you. I have the knowledge. beerbong.gif


What? You have the knowledge to kill threads? wtf2.gif
06-29-2012, 05:31 AM #44
Octo Mother Superior
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(06-29-2012, 05:26 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(06-29-2012, 04:58 AM)Octo Wrote:  Or I'll do it for you. I have the knowledge. beerbong.gif


What? You have the knowledge to kill threads? wtf2.gif


Yes I have many years experience killing threads. I'm... how you say... professional.

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06-29-2012, 05:35 AM #45
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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I am a celibate Monk nowchuckle.gif



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