Best Looking Rock Band Ever?

**Wicked Oblivion** · 09-06-2015, 09:58 PM

Madam X > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madam_X_(band)

Well here they are...The best looking rock band ever...Ha haa haaa haaaa...Just kidding (*-*)

"We Reserve The Right"..Like yeah...They reserve the right all right...To claim the gold medal for sheer f###en ugliness (*=*)

İmage

REO Speedwagon > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/REO_Speedwagon

I'm about as far away from being gay as anyone could imagine...But even i can see these guys were one helluva good looking rock band...

İmage

**Screaming Yellow Zonkers** · 09-06-2015, 10:36 PM

Mmmmm, no..... You will get a myriad of answers here depending. Most bands have two, maybe three, "hot" members. Never all of them, unless it's a boy band, and that's not rock.
The Darkness have been noted as the tallest band in rock, as they average height is anywhere from 6 foot one to six foot two, depending which bassist you use. Now there's a new drummer. I have to find out how tall he is I guess,but Ummm, they're pretty hot. Rufus Taylor is now their drummer. Roger Taylor of Queens son. Very cute, and rock royalty . Justin and Dan are both adorable, and Frankie is , well a sexy intellectual.

So my choice is the darkness

**JayRodney** · 09-06-2015, 11:35 PM

I have a good friend that played drums for Angel back in the 70's. I ask him what they were like to be around, and in his gayest lisp impersonation he said...

"Thanks, now could you be a doll and hand me my cape hun?"

**Coolchick** · 09-07-2015, 12:04 AM

well.. i dunno about bestlookin..

but i will say that this is one of the best tunes ever..

and i have had it in my head since i read this thread lol..

so i hadda go find it and listen.

**JayRodney** · 09-07-2015, 02:02 AM

REO was from Champaign, Illinois, Just 100 miles from where I grew up. I saw them play at the local National Guard Armory when I was ten, paid 2 bucks to get in. Great show, I'll never forget it.
I remember this one in particular....

Killer stuff from when they were actually a decent rock band. In the early 80's they wimped out and started writing shït to appease record execs and the general public, was all down hill for them after that.

**Wicked Oblivion** · 09-07-2015, 04:44 AM

(09-07-2015, 12:04 AM)Coolchick Wrote: well.. i dunno about bestlookin..

but i will say that this is one of the best tunes ever..

and i have had it in my head since i read this thread lol..

so i hadda go find it and listen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qOM4z77ATI

I'm not a big fan of their music but ^ Thats ^ my favorite REO Speedwagon song with really nice vocals and electric guitar playing (*-*)

**SpiritMasonChazz** · 09-07-2015, 04:51 AM

That look was cool in the 80s. Looks like bath salt zombie apocalypse now. Cool tunes though.

**Screaming Yellow Zonkers** · 09-09-2015, 05:48 AM

(09-06-2015, 11:35 PM)JayRodney Wrote:
I have a good friend that played drums for Angel back in the 70's. I ask him what they were like to be around, and in his gayest lisp impersonation he said...

"Thanks, now could you be a doll and hand me my cape hun?"

You're pals with Barry Brandt? See he's the not so cute one of the bunch. For me anyway . So.... Mickey Jones, the original bassist, not the one depicted here, was kind of homely too. This version of the band was very cute, except for Barry

Felix Robinson was one of my great crushes. I threw underwear at these guys while they were onstage , a few times. There's photos of punky with some of it hanging off his guitar at a show in NYC. Yeah really

And I have been backstage with them. Not one of them lisped. They got, and did, more girls, than you can possibly imagine

**Wicked Oblivion** · 09-09-2015, 04:11 PM

Swedish hair glam band whos name i could not find...

Please tell me these ugly mutha f###ers dont actually get laid by hot female groupies...

Cuz if they do and they probably do there is no god or god is evil ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaa (*=*)

İmage

**Wicked Oblivion** · 09-09-2015, 04:29 PM

F###en wow.........Ultra hair band.........Nitro.........(*=*)

İmage

**JayRodney** · 09-09-2015, 04:58 PM

(09-09-2015, 05:48 AM)Screaming Yellow Zonkers Wrote:
(09-06-2015, 11:35 PM)JayRodney Wrote:
I have a good friend that played drums for Angel back in the 70's. I ask him what they were like to be around, and in his gayest lisp impersonation he said...

"Thanks, now could you be a doll and hand me my cape hun?"

You're pals with Barry Brandt? See he's the not so cute one of the bunch. For me anyway . So.... Mickey Jones, the original bassist, not the one depicted here, was kind of homely too. This version of the band was very cute, except for Barry
Felix Robinson was one of my great crushes. I threw underwear at these guys while they were onstage , a few times. There's photos of punky with some of it hanging off his guitar at a show in NYC. Yeah really

And I have been backstage with them. Not one of them lisped. They got, and did, more girls, than you can possibly imagine

My friend is a studio drummer who filled in for Barry on some tour dates, when he messed up his wrist.
As for the lisp

Was just repeating his impression, made me laugh when he told the story though.

(09-09-2015, 04:29 PM)WykdWych Wrote: F###en wow.........Ultra hair band.........Nitro.........(*=*)

Dude, a bird could build a nest in those wigs and the wearer would never know until the chicks hatched and started peeping.

**Wicked Oblivion** · 09-09-2015, 05:13 PM

Another thing i've been noticing about these hair metal bands is their more or less tattoo less bodies like whats up with that?

I guess they dont want to distract anyones attention away from all that hair (*=*)

**JayRodney** · 09-09-2015, 05:17 PM

Tattoos are actually painful, the hair is only painful to look at.

**Wicked Oblivion** · 09-11-2015, 01:53 AM

(09-09-2015, 05:17 PM)JayRodney Wrote: Tattoos are actually painful, the hair is only painful to look at.

Rock groupie byatches friggin love long hair, which was about the only thing that got me laid continuously throughout the mid to late 1980s and 1990s (*=*)

**Kreeper** · 09-11-2015, 02:17 AM

There used to be a band called Dieing In Vein. They were pretty damn sexay.