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09-11-2017, 04:09 AM #1
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Quote Myself :::::

" Jokes on me
The Rubber had a Hole in it

I'm going to be a Daddy

World ain't ready for a miniaturized me ,,,,

and that's why I put the Hole in that Rubber

pay back suckers "

I swear , how true that would be
Leave this World with another copy of Me .

Payback Jack in a Cadillac ,,,,

He'd be my Revenge he would .

sound true ?


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09-11-2017, 04:18 AM #2
Ninelives Singing In The Rain
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09-11-2017, 05:36 AM #3
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ah man , com'on Nine
what'd ya expect the child of an Old Buzzard to look like ,,,

MY Seed is old as a Cob Web man ,,, it's a wonder it didn't dribble out
slow and the looking like Cottage Cheese

so what if he's a Birth Defect like his daddy
He's mine
I'm gonna love 'em
09-11-2017, 07:12 AM #4
Ninelives Singing In The Rain
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That net made them a cone head...

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09-11-2017, 07:17 AM #5
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Gonna name 'em " Short Round "
09-11-2017, 07:44 AM #6
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09-11-2017, 07:48 AM #7
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Why thank ya little sister
He's got his Daddy's Snoozle doesn't he

oh , and those happy hippie Ears

if he had stumps
I'd wager his feets be wide and long like mine too
09-11-2017, 08:29 AM #8
Ninelives Singing In The Rain
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I bet that hurt momma, what is he ? A 15 ponder ?

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09-11-2017, 11:29 AM #9
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My deepest respect for anyone who can shït a big green basketball and live to write about it.
09-11-2017, 11:53 AM #10
Ninelives Singing In The Rain
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(09-11-2017, 11:29 AM)Random German Guy Wrote:  My deepest respect for anyone who can shït a big green basketball and live to write about it.

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09-11-2017, 05:35 PM #11
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Yepper
he's right in there at about 15lb's

oh , and he wasn't shït out ,,,, he was a Sprout out .

still hurt like hell though .

had to break through some layers ya know .


ya outta see his Pee ,,, it's pinkish ,,,


pretty good Tasting Pee from what my Parakeet says
09-11-2017, 06:35 PM #12
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