Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 134 if he were alive today.
Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after
his first marriage failed in 1919.
At the time, he stated that he was attracted to Elsa "because she was so well
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the
attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.
This came to be know as...
Einstein's Theory of "RELATIVE TITTY"