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04-11-2015, 08:06 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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WHO KNEW...?

Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 134 if he were alive today.

Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after
his first marriage failed in 1919.
At the time, he stated that he was attracted to Elsa "because she was so well
endowed."
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the
attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be know as...

Einstein's Theory of "RELATIVE TITTY"
04-11-2015, 08:18 AM #2
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
yup.gif

maybe he was talking about her penis?

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04-11-2015, 08:53 AM #3
ocker1 Member
Posts:2,028 Threads:789 Joined:Mar 2011
(04-11-2015, 08:18 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  yup.gif

maybe he was talking about her penïs?

13.gif

Crikey is that ALL you think about chuckle.gif
04-11-2015, 09:10 AM #4
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
(04-11-2015, 08:53 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  
(04-11-2015, 08:18 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  yup.gif

maybe he was talking about her penïs?

13.gif

Crikey is that ALL you think about chuckle.gif

eh, cobber, digger.. are you carrying on like a pork chop? chuckle.gif

its all about the penis, didnt you get the memo?

İmage
04-11-2015, 10:33 AM #5
Accidental Stoner Member
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04-11-2015, 04:08 PM #6
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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I understand from The Millionaire Matchmaker (Patti Stanger) for most (or all) men, the penis does the choosing.
04-12-2015, 03:53 AM #7
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
(04-11-2015, 04:08 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  I understand from The Millionaire Matchmaker (Patti Stanger) for most (or all) men, the penïs does the choosing.

yup.gif

i love Patti, she is bad ass.. 13.gif
04-12-2015, 04:02 AM #8
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,881 Threads:420 Joined:Jun 2012
(04-12-2015, 03:53 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(04-11-2015, 04:08 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  I understand from The Millionaire Matchmaker (Patti Stanger) for most (or all) men, the penïs does the choosing.

yup.gif

i love Patti, she is bad ass.. 13.gif

Me too, and she knows her trade very well.
04-12-2015, 05:06 AM #9
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
(04-12-2015, 04:02 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(04-12-2015, 03:53 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(04-11-2015, 04:08 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  I understand from The Millionaire Matchmaker (Patti Stanger) for most (or all) men, the penïs does the choosing.

yup.gif

i love Patti, she is bad ass.. 13.gif

Me too, and she knows her trade very well.

the way she picks apart those rich wankers is priceless.
04-12-2015, 07:10 AM #10
Wicked Oblivion Member
Posts:10,776 Threads:720 Joined:Oct 2012
Did einstein have any theories about...

Why pink holes are so close to black holes?

In case you miss one ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa (*=*)
04-12-2015, 02:03 PM #11
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,881 Threads:420 Joined:Jun 2012
(04-12-2015, 05:06 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(04-12-2015, 04:02 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(04-12-2015, 03:53 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(04-11-2015, 04:08 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  I understand from The Millionaire Matchmaker (Patti Stanger) for most (or all) men, the penïs does the choosing.

yup.gif

i love Patti, she is bad ass.. 13.gif

Me too, and she knows her trade very well.

the way she picks apart those rich wankers is priceless.

She knows exactly where their dysfunction comes from...too much money and I don't really care attitude towards women. Now the rich women are another story...they are so fearful that no body part does any choosing.



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