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05-24-2014, 05:49 PM #16
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(05-24-2014, 05:24 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  
(05-24-2014, 05:06 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  I suspected that AS, but as to the women that offered you a one night stand, were their hips wide?

Umhhh...'fraid not many women make passes at me chuckle.gif

They sorta look at me all evening long, seemingly interested,
but very, very few actually start a conversation with me.
(That be the open-minded, strong, self-confident and conscious
girls...for some reason.)

Guess I'm just not the flirty type.
But right now I got something going - dunno what yet - with a
nice blond lady who had the...umhh...courage to ring my doorbell
of her own accord, just an ordinary weekday night.
Made a deep impression on me, I'm afraid...she's coming with me
on the blues gig tonight! :)

I hope you both find time to get to know each other at the gig. Yeah, you may be the shy type, which means you have to learn how to let a woman know you are interested right back, which could be as simple as the look and smile for 10 seconds technique.
05-24-2014, 06:35 PM #17
ocker1 Member
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wtf2.gif well its no good drivin an 8" nail into a bit of plywood
05-24-2014, 07:17 PM #18
Octo Mother Superior
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Maybe screwing would be a better option

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05-24-2014, 07:33 PM #19
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05-24-2014, 07:33 PM #20
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(05-24-2014, 05:44 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(05-24-2014, 05:15 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  Actually, it's true. Women with wider hips have an easier time giving birth because their pelvis

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If Elvis were a woman he could probably squirt babies out like watermelon seeds.

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I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
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05-24-2014, 07:36 PM #21
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lol.gif Nobody was safe when the king had the squirts.

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05-24-2014, 07:44 PM #22
Kreeper Griobhtha
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True! lmao.gif

But he was very easy to distract with a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich and a fist full of pills.

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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
05-24-2014, 07:49 PM #23
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lmao.gif Then he fell fast asleep and dreamed he was in a swimming pool full of tater tots and ate his way to the bottom.
He stood up, and let out a loud *BURP* and said...
Man, is that pizza ever gonna get here?

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05-24-2014, 08:02 PM #24
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Gimme mah pizza mama.

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Don't touch the king's camel toe. Uh huh huh.

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
05-24-2014, 10:17 PM #25
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rofl.gif That's nuts.

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05-24-2014, 10:19 PM #26
Octo Mother Superior
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05-25-2014, 01:28 PM #27
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(05-24-2014, 06:35 PM)ocker1 Wrote:  wtf2.gif well its no good drivin an 8" nail into a bit of plywood

Especially when the plywood can't drive back.

Here's another odd study where they found that 92% of overweight women compared to 87% of normal (thin) women had more heterosexual sex.

http://jezebel.com/5072249/study-shows-o...e-most-sex

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05-25-2014, 01:32 PM #28
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(05-24-2014, 05:15 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(05-24-2014, 04:22 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  How do they come up with these BS theories?

Quote:The researchers, led by Professor Colin Hendrie, suggest that women with wider hips have more sexual partners because the birth process is generally easier and less traumatic for them than for smaller-hipped women (below 31cm).


He said: 'Women's hip width has a direct impact on their risk of potentially fatal childbirth-related injury. It seems that when women have control over their own sexual activity this risk is reflected in their behaviour.

'Women’s sexual activity is therefore at least in part influenced by hip width.'



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/articl...z32dgGseV3
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Actually, it's true. Women with wider hips have an easier time giving birth because their pelvis is wider which is easier for a baby to pass through.

That said, I have always preferred curvy women.

With the easier birthing in mind, the study mentioned that because of this fact or perceived fact that women with wider hips would therefore be more willing to engage in more sexual activity. The study's theories are just weird.
05-25-2014, 01:35 PM #29
White Ribbon call me
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im not really into big butts..

but if i loved someone it wouldn't bother me.. im not shallow about my partners body..

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05-25-2014, 01:41 PM #30
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(05-25-2014, 01:35 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  im not really into big butts..

but if i loved someone it wouldn't bother me.. im not shallow about my partners body..

burp.

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