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Big Pharma is training dogs to sniff out counterfeit potency drug
03-26-2011, 01:59 AM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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Turun Sanomat
25.3 2011 10:31:37

Turku City Customs in Finland is receiving two dogs trained in the Netherlands specifically to sniff out erectile dysfunction medications received by air-mail. The dogs will be released within a day by the vïäģřå manufacturing pharmaceutical company whose 'experts' also have trained the dogs.

The goal of the operation is to reduce the import of 'counterfeit' medicines. The Pharmaceutical Industry estimates that Finns purchase them 'illegally' every year for approximately 44 million euros.


translated somewhat from Finnish by Octo

damned.gif wow!

03-26-2011, 02:14 AM #2
Kreeper Griobhtha
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You guys really use that much vïäģřå? It seem like all those saunas would be enough.


What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
03-26-2011, 02:29 AM #3
Accidental Stoner Member
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Your translation is just fine, Octo.

44 000 000 €?!?

How much are they a piece?
Only a couple of million men of sexually active age in the country
(and that's a somewhat generous estimate)...

April Fools too early?

Is there a secret ingredient in the real thing, that
the counterfeiters don't know about..?
How the hell can the dogs otherwise smell the difference?


03-26-2011, 02:42 AM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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I think they're not probably trained to find counterfeit vïäģřå alone, just any potency 'erectile dysfunction drug', including vïäģřå, that's not prescribed by your government approved dealer, thus arriving by mail, is illegal tsa.gif
03-26-2011, 02:46 AM #5
Accidental Stoner Member
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OK, thx for clarification.

So they are not magic dogs.

Too bad :(

I like that kind of dogs.
03-26-2011, 02:52 AM #6
Accidental Stoner Member
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Muahhah...which reminds me of an unfortunate customs-
labrador, who once entered our tour bus in Helsinki harbour.

He couldn't find anything, but everything reeked soooo damned
bad of old ganja smoke :D
Never seen a black labrador so red hot and frustrated!

The customs officers just laughed at us and told us to get the f**k
out of there :D


03-26-2011, 02:52 AM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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AS Wrote:Too bad :(

I like that kind of dogs.

yeah well who doesn't chuckle.gif

Kreeper Wrote:You guys really use that much vïäģřå? It seem like all those saunas would be enough.

no we don't lol.gif...seriously 13.gif
03-26-2011, 04:18 AM #8
Shadow Incognito Anonymous
chuckle.gif I'm having a really hard time believing dogs can sniff out fake vïäģřå. It's the vïäģřå co. who trained the dogs. Gee who'd a thunk pharmaceutical co.s have dog training experts? Psyop rofl.gif they're all freaked out because lots of patents expire soon and generic drugs will be available.
03-26-2011, 02:29 PM #9
Accidental Stoner Member
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Well...waking up beside the lovely lovely Ms A Stonette...
Saturday morning...she'll sleep 'til late...OMG that silk skin...

*throb* *throb*

Let's just say I'd have more use for a argaiV.
03-26-2011, 03:46 PM #10
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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Oh, ffs ~ literally.
03-27-2011, 02:05 AM #11
yankees skier
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I wonder if they have a boner test to figure out if it's counterfit? chuckle.gif
03-27-2011, 02:16 AM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif I'm not certain the evidence would stand up in court though. drinking.gif 37.gif


03-27-2011, 02:20 AM #13
yankees skier
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