I can explain it all,,,
we all have a double according to Oprah ,, and her woo woo guest.
Been theorized,, but not proven conclusively,,, that about a third of the Hominids on Planet Earth,,,
even have triples ,, quadruples,,, and in very special cases,, 100's of doubles,,
( shit,, just look at all the Britany Spears doubles,,, SHIT!!!! look at all the Elvis's )
Now, Let's grant that at least "ONE" Osama Been Lawding,,, is dead.
Let's ,,, just for a measure of Good,, and or evil,, grant that it was another ( not the Original ) OBL that planned out the 911 garbage,,,
and the Original OBL liked the publicity enough not to deny the Charges,,,
and let's say, the OBL made a deal with his Friend George Bush to take on the theatrics
and claim resposibillity,,, and that 911 really was an inside job,,,
Follow me so far?
well stop it,, i don't like being followed suckers.
let's say,,, hmmmm,,, THAT EVERYTHING IS REALLY AND TRUELY FALSE.
Now, since everything is false anyway,,,
why should we care about shit that ain't real anyway ?
Know what i mean Vern ?
alright,, alright,, look,, what i am saying is,,, If he is DEAD,,, really DEAD,,,
How does that Matter to YOU?
Does it mean,, that he will not be stopping by to Mow your Lawn anymore ?
He won't be sending you Presents in the mail ?
I mean,,, what are you going to miss if he is dead ?
Not a thing i'd wager,,, right ?
if he isn't dead,,,,
what difference is that in YOUR life ?
exactly,,, absolutely NOTHING.
Beer prices wil rise with or without that fucker,,, Right ?