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Bizarre Mating Ritual Of Maratus Volans
06-18-2015, 02:39 PM #1
Ruby Wolf Member
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These ancient mind games we play just like most human females are most likely to instinctively screw and get laid by the human males who flaunt the most attractive muscles and display the most colorful vehicles...

So it also goes with spiders and most likely every other living being that swims and crawls and glides and slithers and walks and runs and flys around this mysterious world this interstellar terrarium planet earth...

Like wow damn what the hell and i wonder why the hell didnt the around forty thousand or so known species of other spiders also evolve these mesmerizing color patterns and this weird mating behavior...

Beyond all shadows of any doubt we all should be really grateful that these strange eight legged creatures are relatively really small for if they were relatively really large we all would be really screwed...

İmage İmage

Quote: The female spiders have been selecting for the most unique and elaborate dances, therefore, the female is selecting for good genes.

If the female decides to mate with a male that has the brightest colors and unique dancing patterns, it is likely that her offspring will have similarly unique courting advantages and succeed sexually as well.

In contrast if a female were to mate with a male that has a dull color pattern and does not dance appropriately, her offspring will likely have the same coloring pattern and may not succeed sexually, ultimately putting the species existence in danger.

What was just described is an example of runaway sexual selection model. In the runaway sexual selection model, it is to be assumed that "If the genetic correlation between trait and preference is extremely high, this system can "run away" in a positive feedback loop, like a snowball rolling down a snowy mountain and accelerating as it becomes larger and larger."

An effect of this would be that across many generations, male coloration would become more and more elaborate because the male gene for color and the female gene for preference are linked.

The Maratus Volans mating ritual can last anywhere between four and fifty minutes and that is a lot of time and energy invested into a female that may not even mate with that particular male.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maratus_volans

06-19-2015, 04:19 AM #2
SpiritMasonChazz Member
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It helps with the survival of species to breed with the best stalk. This could be why humans are having so many problems the meek are aided to mass reproduce at the cost of the strong work force.
06-20-2015, 01:38 AM #3
Ruby Wolf Member
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(06-19-2015, 04:19 AM)SpiritMasonChazz Wrote:  It helps with the survival of species to breed with the best stalk. This could be why humans are having so many problems the meek are aided to mass reproduce at the cost of the strong work force.
Along with way too many naive and emotionally narrow minded women who only mate (instinctively f##k) muscle bound jocks, taking people at face value, while remaining oblivious to the beauty or ugliness within and thus are seriously over populating this world with stupid brainless jug heads and ogre idiots...
06-20-2015, 01:50 AM #4
ocker1 Member
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So if yer not brainy and/or super rich it pays to have a large dick
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06-20-2015, 01:51 AM #5
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(06-20-2015, 01:38 AM)Pandemonium Wrote:  
(06-19-2015, 04:19 AM)SpiritMasonChazz Wrote:  It helps with the survival of species to breed with the best stalk. This could be why humans are having so many problems the meek are aided to mass reproduce at the cost of the strong work force.
Along with way too many naive and emotionally narrow minded women who only mate (instinctively f##k) muscle bound jocks, taking people at face value, while remaining oblivious to the beauty or ugliness within and thus are seriously over populating this world with stupid brainless jug heads and ogre idiots...

You just need to find one that's nothing like what you described. It can be done.

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06-20-2015, 01:53 AM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(06-20-2015, 01:50 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  So if yer not brainy and/or super rich it pays to have a large dick
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chuckle.gif It don't hurt

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06-20-2015, 02:13 AM #7
Kreeper Griobhtha
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We are slowly moving toward a place where intellect is more important than physicality. Eventually we will get to a point where intellect is king and the "grey" line will be spawned.

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
06-20-2015, 02:17 AM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif So they say.

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06-20-2015, 05:08 AM #9
Kreeper Griobhtha
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chuckle.gif

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
06-21-2015, 03:07 PM #10
Ruby Wolf Member
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(06-20-2015, 01:50 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  So if yer not brainy and/or super rich it pays to have a large dick
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If you slither your retractable lust snake wrapped in one hundred dollar bills you'll be in her like flint while fighting off so many other materialistic whores with a stick...

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