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10-20-2016, 02:07 PM #1
White Ribbon call me
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Daddy needs to pin this one for real, yo..

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-li...adf33c9f81

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10-20-2016, 02:39 PM #2
Accidental Stoner Member
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...aaand there goes my lunch appetite.

Thanks a lot. vic.gif
10-20-2016, 03:57 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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İmage
10-20-2016, 08:12 PM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Quote:The man will still be able to urinate, but will never again have sex.

I wonder if the bottle will break up with him now.

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
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10-20-2016, 10:32 PM #5
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10-21-2016, 01:35 AM #6
White Ribbon call me
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The bottle has definitely broken up with him..

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10-21-2016, 12:01 PM #7
Kreeper Griobhtha
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That's sad....

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Maybe he should start dating a fleshlight.

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My bad. That would be useless now. How about a ping pong paddle?

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
10-21-2016, 12:02 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I wonder how many Ken Doll jokes he will have to hear now.

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
10-21-2016, 02:36 PM #9
White Ribbon call me
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Why would anyone need to put it in a bottle? Isn't a hand and some lube enough? Wouldn't you go to a hospital straight away?

I've known so many guys that have got a d.ildo stuck up their butt, like they are at a party at someone's house, and for some reason have a small dildo with them 13.gif and go into a bedroom and can't get it out.. Straight to hospital..

I've told the story of a "straight" ( he has two small kids and a girlfriend) friend who got a glass bottle stuck up his butt, that went all the way up, he was in hospital for a week, they had to cut him open and perform major surgery. 20 years ago he lived with some friends in a share house up the road and we all used to joke when it was Sunday night (bottle recycling night on the street) that he would be out looking for some big bottles to use as his new d.ildos.. Bottle dave was his nickname..

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10-21-2016, 03:30 PM #10
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(10-21-2016, 02:36 PM)the white wabbit Wrote:  Why would anyone need to put it in a bottle? Isn't a hand and some lube enough? Wouldn't you go to a hospital straight away?

I've known so many guys that have got a d.ildo stuck up their butt, like they are at a party at someone's house, and for some reason have a small dildo with them 13.gif and go into a bedroom and can't get it out.. Straight to hospital..

I've told the story of a "straight" ( he has two small kids and a girlfriend) friend who got a glass bottle stuck up his butt, that went all the way up, he was in hospital for a week, they had to cut him open and perform major surgery. 20 years ago he lived with some friends in a share house up the road and we all used to joke when it was Sunday night (bottle recycling night on the street) that he would be out looking for some big bottles to use as his new d.ildos.. Bottle dave was his nickname..

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I guess for some people that erogenous zone gives them the most pleasure. I wonder if he was a Libra.

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10-21-2016, 04:13 PM #11
White Ribbon call me
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Octo is a libra..

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10-21-2016, 04:31 PM #12
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(10-21-2016, 04:13 PM)the white wabbit Wrote:  Octo is a libra..

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İmage

Female libras have it going on with the kidneys.

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10-21-2016, 05:35 PM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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Kidneys? Are we still talking erogenous zones? 13.gif
10-21-2016, 05:38 PM #14
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(10-21-2016, 05:35 PM)Octo Wrote:  Kidneys? Are we still talking erogenous zones? 13.gif

Yes, erogenous zones...the kidneys are in the 'love handles' zone, so maybe that whole area(?)
10-21-2016, 06:15 PM #15
Octo Mother Superior
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No, it's definitely butt 13.gif



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