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British royalty dined on human flesh but don't worry it was 300 years ago
05-30-2011, 01:53 PM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Quote:"They have long been famed for their love of lavish banquets and rich recipes. But what is less well known is that the British royals also had a taste for human flesh.
A new book on medicinal cannibalism has revealed that possibly as recently as the end of the 18th century British royalty swallowed parts of the human body.
The author adds that this was not a practice reserved for monarchs but was widespread among the well-to-do in Europe."

Read more: dailymail.co.uk

damned.gif Yet they sailed to America and called the Aztecs barbarians. coffeetime.gif

05-30-2011, 03:13 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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damned.gif Didn't Tom Cruise have placenta juice or something like that? İmage
05-30-2011, 03:15 PM #3
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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This is good... rofl.gif

Imagine if you will... the leader of the fifth invader force speaking to
the commander in chief...

"They're made out of meat."
"Meat. They're made out of meat."

"There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts of
the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way
through. They're completely meat."

"That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars."

"They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them.
The signals come from machines."

"So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact."
"They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made
the machines."

"That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to
believe in sentient meat."

"I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only
sentient race in the sector and they're made out of meat."
"Maybe they're like the Orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence
that goes through a meat stage."

"Nope. They're born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several
of their life spans, which didn't take too long. Do you have any idea
the life span of meat?"

"Spare me. Okay, maybe they're only part meat. You know, like the
Weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside."
"Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads like the
Weddilei. But I told you, we probed them. They're meat all the way

"No brain?"
"Oh, there is a brain all right. It's just that the brain is made out of

"So... what does the thinking?"
"You're not understanding, are you? The brain does the thinking.
The meat."

"Thinking meat! You're asking me to believe in thinking meat!"
"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The
meat is the whole deal! Are you getting the picture?"
"Omigod. You're serious then. They're made out of meat."

"Finally, Yes. They are indeed made out meat. And they've been trying to
get in touch with us for almost a hundred of their years."
"So what does the meat have in mind?"

"First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore the
universe, contact other sentients, swap ideas and information. The
"We're supposed to talk to meat?"

"That's the idea. That's the message they're sending out by radio.
'Hello. Anyone out there? Anyone home?' That sort of thing."
"They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?"
"Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat."
"I thought you just told me they used radio."

"They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know
how when you slap or flap meat it makes a noise? They talk by flapping
their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through
their meat."

"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you
"Officially or unofficially?"

"Officially, we are required to contact, welcome, and log in any and all
sentient races or multibeings in the quadrant, without prejudice, fear,
or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget
the whole thing."
"I was hoping you would say that."

"It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact
with meat?"
"I agree one hundred percent. What's there to say?" `Hello, meat. How's
it going?' But will this work? How many planets are we dealing with

"Just one. They can travel to other planets in special meat containers,
but they can't live on them. And being meat, they only travel through C
space. Which limits them to the speed of light and makes the possibility
of their ever making contact pretty slim. Infinitesimal, in fact."
"So we just pretend there's no one home in the universe."
"That's it."

"Cruel. But you said it yourself, who wants to meet meat? And the ones
who have been aboard our vessels, the ones you have probed? You're sure
they won't remember?"

"They'll be considered crackpots if they do. We went into their heads
and smoothed out their meat so that we're just a dream to them."
"A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate, that we should be meat's

"And we can mark this sector unoccupied."
"Good. Agreed, officially and unofficially. Case closed. Any others?
Anyone interesting on that side of the galaxy?"
"Yes, a rather shy but sweet hydrogen core cluster intelligence in a
class nine star in G445 zone. Was in contact two galactic rotations ago,
wants to be friendly again."

"They always come around."
"And why not? Imagine how unbearably, how unutterably cold the universe
would be if one were all alone."
05-30-2011, 03:24 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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05-30-2011, 03:25 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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rofl.gif One of my favs!

05-30-2011, 03:26 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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lol.gif we're posting from different rooms again rofl.gif
05-30-2011, 03:27 PM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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coffeetime.gif We should really start consulting with one another. It's a long way from the bedroom to the chicken. 37.gif

05-30-2011, 04:27 PM #8
Upāsaka Member
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The Queen and her family might also have been involved in the death of Princess Diana, in a recent documentary, the case has been put. It has been deemed so dangerous that it won't even air here in the UK. Will have to watch it online somewhere. (Trailer at the link above)

I guess the idea of having a Muslim relation in the family most have frightened the life out of old Queenie. As Diana was dating Dodi Fahd.
05-30-2011, 04:31 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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hi5.gif Wow, great stuff, will try to find a copy floating around the net in the usual places.

05-30-2011, 04:50 PM #10
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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I believe the documentary shows she walked away from the crash.
05-30-2011, 05:36 PM #11
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(05-30-2011, 04:50 PM)Shadow Wrote:  I believe the documentary shows she walked away from the crash.

damned.gif wtf2.gif

05-30-2011, 10:57 PM #12
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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giggle @ meat chuckle.gif
05-31-2011, 03:21 AM #13
yankees skier
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Meat heads chuckle.gif

05-31-2011, 08:13 AM #14
Ghostie Member
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wonder if they usedİmage:huh::huh:



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