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Buddhist are not grand masters
08-18-2015, 02:41 PM #16
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Please... no. *ahem*

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08-18-2015, 02:43 PM #17
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Just joking, he would not post pics I am sure.
08-18-2015, 03:09 PM #18
SpiritMasonChazz Member
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people think they need a object or some eles to get them in . You need to be true to yourself then the path will open. There you will find the cross road only love can set you on the right path. On the way you will see inflected shame & dispair all is forgiven if you can forgive all .Only true love can enter the higher realm if you cannot forgive yourself or others maybe consumed in dispair and need to be recycled again in suffering birth old age & death again. Life here is fun for awhile but we all may fall to this fate sooner or later. Who right who's wrong does it matter if you follow what's right in your heart mind & soul.
08-18-2015, 04:02 PM #19
Nomadic Wanderer Member
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(08-18-2015, 10:38 AM)SpiritMasonChazz Wrote:  I believe they are always learning enlighment if one is a grand Master the one has nothing more to achieve and can only teach.. Then teaching becomes a learning prosses Even Buddha himself went threw a learning prosses to achieve nervana and struggled with a demons of seduction power.
Overcoming this he blossemed with the light of God. Higher frequency of vibrational love was felt by others that meet Buddha Christ etc they ether love or hate them for this kind of healing energy.

As an Atheist, I know very little about any religions.

I do respect Buddhism though and enjoyed visiting Lumbini, the birthplace of Buddha.
08-18-2015, 06:01 PM #20
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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well ,,, I'm a Grand Master

and ,,,,,,,,,,,,
I have a Statue of ,,, Me

and ,,,,,

I finished learning about 4,763,289,912,155 lifetimes ago

3 of which were only 2 or 3 days long

so now ,,,, I just Be

and once every other Sunday

I drive by a Church and ,,,,

I yell : ğck RELIGION

tee hee

well , a guy has to have some fun as a Master ,,, doesn't he ?
08-18-2015, 07:24 PM #21
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif

A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it.

"Excuse me, but where's my change?" asks the Zen master.

"O my brother," says the vendor, "change comes from within."

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08-18-2015, 07:34 PM #22
Coolchick Member
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zen masters eat hotdogs?

ok.. well.. i was in formulation.. we made those..

i must be very zen by now then.

Just Plain Nuts.
08-18-2015, 07:37 PM #23
Accidental Stoner Member
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chuckle.gif
08-18-2015, 10:50 PM #24
SpiritMasonChazz Member
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(08-18-2015, 07:24 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  chuckle.gif

A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it.

"Excuse me, but where's my change?" asks the Zen master.

"O my brother," says the vendor, "change comes from within."
If there is a person out there that can master the now moment. Would it be wasted on such a inferior food product and concern its mind with money.
08-18-2015, 10:55 PM #25
SpiritMasonChazz Member
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(08-18-2015, 06:01 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  well ,,, I'm a Grand Master

and ,,,,,,,,,,,,
I have a Statue of ,,, Me

and ,,,,,

I finished learning about 4,763,289,912,155 lifetimes ago

3 of which were only 2 or 3 days long

so now ,,,, I just Be

and once every other Sunday

I drive by a Church and ,,,,

I yell : ğck RELIGION

tee hee

well , a guy has to have some fun as a Master ,,, doesn't he ?
So what skill have you mastered that took so many life times for you to finally learn. Did you figure out statue carving I hope you do better next life LOL
08-18-2015, 10:59 PM #26
SpiritMasonChazz Member
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(08-18-2015, 04:02 PM)Nomadic Wanderer Wrote:  
(08-18-2015, 10:38 AM)SpiritMasonChazz Wrote:  I believe they are always learning enlighment if one is a grand Master the one has nothing more to achieve and can only teach.. Then teaching becomes a learning prosses Even Buddha himself went threw a learning prosses to achieve nervana and struggled with a demons of seduction power.
Overcoming this he blossemed with the light of God. Higher frequency of vibrational love was felt by others that meet Buddha Christ etc they ether love or hate them for this kind of healing energy.

As an Atheist, I know very little about any religions.

I do respect Buddhism though and enjoyed visiting Lumbini, the birthplace of Buddha.

Religion can corrupt the mind with false prophets even Buddha did not want to be thought of as a religion or a master He just wanted all to be enlightened with the purity of higher concessness.
08-18-2015, 11:03 PM #27
SpiritMasonChazz Member
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(08-18-2015, 07:34 PM)Coolchick Wrote:  zen masters eat hotdogs?

ok.. well.. i was in formulation.. we made those..

i must be very zen by now then.

You are always zen now CC its just how well you spend it.
08-18-2015, 11:40 PM #28
Octo Mother Superior
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Grand masters sounds like a golf tournament btw 13.gif
08-18-2015, 11:56 PM #29
White Ribbon call me
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(08-18-2015, 02:43 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  Just joking, he would not post pics I am sure.

dont tempt me..


if masons butt looked like this there would be no awful issues.. he needs to say ten Hail Marys and twenty our fathers or his butt is damned to hell..

İmage
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08-19-2015, 12:18 AM #30
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A Grand Master never calls himself a Grand Master
A Wise Man never calls himself a Wise Man
Only when a pupil surpasses the teacher does the 'Teacher'
conclude success in a modest way
The secret to such successes is to never mention it..
'knowing' such things are beyond yourself.



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