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04-19-2014, 03:46 PM #1
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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Panic in Makurdi Over 'Talking' Chicken

Residents of Makurdi, capital of Benue state yesterday panicked as a story spread that a chicken being taken to market for sale suddenly started speaking in Arabic.

Residents around the 'A' division police station beside Wadata Market, Makurdi fled in different directions over as news of the mystery spread.

Daily Trust gathered that the incident happened at about 12 noon around the Wadata central mosque premises located few meters from the divisional police station.

A woman in the area who gave her name as Aishetu(not?) said "I have not seen the chicken myself," she confessed. "I heard that police have taken it into custody and that is why the station is so crowded. Everybody wants to see it talk," she said.

The incident initially created a tense atmosphere for motorists plying the route as they hurriedly reversed to the opposite direction while buyers and sellers in the market ran helter-skelter for safety fearing it was a renewed hostility between farmers and herdsmen who ceased fire barely a week ago.

More - http://allafrica.com/stories/201404101443.html/
04-19-2014, 03:56 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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lol.gif Clever chicken, IF it's still alive 13.gif

I hear it's not the first time animals spoke. chuckle.gif

Quote:This was not the first time that an animal began to talk before being killed.

Zalman Rosen, and his worker Luis Nivelo of New York, said that they were about to kill a fish when it began shouting at them. “It said ‘watch out’ and ‘the end is coming,’” Rosen said.

Rosen admitted that in a state of panic he tried to kill the fish, injuring himself in the process and ending up in a hospital.

http://www.yourjewishnews.com/2014/04/n32343.html

The end is nigh, sayeth the Fish scream.gif
04-19-2014, 04:11 PM #3
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(04-19-2014, 03:56 PM)Octo Wrote:  lol.gif Clever chicken, IF it's still alive 13.gif

I hear it's not the first time animals spoke. chuckle.gif

Quote:This was not the first time that an animal began to talk before being killed.

Zalman Rosen, and his worker Luis Nivelo of New York, said that they were about to kill a fish when it began shouting at them. “It said ‘watch out’ and ‘the end is coming,’” Rosen said.

Rosen admitted that in a state of panic he tried to kill the fish, injuring himself in the process and ending up in a hospital.

http://www.yourjewishnews.com/2014/04/n32343.html

The end is nigh, sayeth the Fish scream.gif

Thats ridiculous, everyone knows that fish cant talk if they're out of the water chuckle.gif
04-19-2014, 04:50 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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This will keep everyone busy for a while....


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04-19-2014, 07:56 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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Quote:An old man and woman have been living poorly for many years. They have a small hut, and every day the man goes out to fish. One day, he throws in his net and pulls out seaweed two times in succession, but on the third time he pulls out a golden fish. The fish pleads for its life, promising any wish in return. However, the old man is scared by the fact that a fish can speak; he says he does not want anything, and lets the fish go. When he returns and tells his wife about the golden fish, she gets angry and tells her husband to go ask the fish for a new trough, as theirs is broken, and the fish happily grants this small request. The next day, the wife asks for a new house, and the fish grants this also. Then, in succession, the wife asks for a palace, to become a noble lady, to become the ruler of her province, to become the tsarina, and finally to become the Ruler of the Sea and to subjugate the golden fish completely to her boundless will. As the man goes to ask for each item, the sea becomes more and more stormy, until the last request, where the man can hardly hear himself think. When he asks that his wife be made the Ruler of the Sea, the fish cures her greed by putting her back in the old hut and giving back the broken trough.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_o...d_the_Fish

True story

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