Lede: Hillary and the FBI might not be to blame for the disappearance of their respective emails after all. It turns out that emails are made from a chemical compound affectionately called "Slippery-dippery" by its inventor, "Those babies can slip slide away from any computer known to man. It's all in their WD-40 molecular structure. We spliced them with eel juice and there you have it....gone like the wind!"
Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.
Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"