[JayRodney]

This is the exact same kind of scenario, taken to nauseating extremes.
God help us all.... A Justin Bieber creepy stalkey chick legally changed her name so she can pretend Bieber is her husband...

Gabrielle Newton-Bieber, 22, sleeps with a cardboard cut-out of the Canadian singer [...]

She has five Bieber tattoos and owns every record, DVD, perfume, nail polish and make-up item the star has ever put his name to.[...]

She hopes pretending to be married to him will encourage him to meet her when he tours the UK next year – leading to a real-life romance.

Supermarket worker Gabrielle, from Worksop, Notts, said: [...] I always call Justin my husband when I talk to people.

"I say, ‘I’ve got to go, my husband is just on the TV’. They find it a bit weird because we are not really married. Maybe one day.”

Gabrielle, who has never had a boyfriend, swears the only man who can make her happy is her idol or someone who looks exactly the same.

Read more: express.co.uk

It hit me like a ton of bricks how close this pathetic dork is to people obsessed with other forums that, through shit behavior or inability to pay money and join the club; are kicked to the curb.
They go on and on about terrible the places they left are, when in reality; they crave the dysfunctional codependency and long to be again accepted by their worthless piers of conformity.

[Coolchick]

'Gabrielle, who has never had a boyfriend..'

no shit.
lol

[bohica]

Pelican Lady.
I honestly feel bad about typing that, but there it is.

[JayRodney]

An insult to pelicans. That's the first I've heard of that.

[Coolchick]

An insult to pelicans. That's the first I've heard of that.

me too.

[Octo]

Gabrielle, who has never had a boyfriend, swears the only man who can make her happy is her idol or someone who looks exactly the same.

Hello future crazy cat lady

[Coolchick]

yeah?

who should i tell to do that?

[Octo]

She's 22 years old ffs, that shit is pathetic. Her mom should bitchslap her.

[JayRodney]

Gabrielle, who has never had a boyfriend, swears the only man who can make her happy is her idol or someone who looks exactly the same.

Hello future crazy cat lady

I see a very lonely future for this one.

[Anonymous Kritter]

or someone who looks exactly the same.

Oh I see, like making one forum look exactly like another to attract new morons via familiar user interface.
I gave this one star because I'm butthurt by truth and need codependency.

[Coolchick]

she is going to be so embarrassed about that later in life..

wow.

[JayRodney]

or someone who looks exactly the same.[/i]

Oh I see, like making one forum look exactly like another to attract new morons via familiar user interface.
I gave this one star because I'm butthurt by truth and need codependency.

That never entered my mind, but there ya' go partner.

[Octo]

Yeah but you have bunnies. You love animals, not just cats. Sorry, but you don't qualify.

[JayRodney]

Gabrielle, who has never had a boyfriend, swears the only man who can make her happy is her idol or someone who looks exactly the same.

Hello future crazy cat lady

As a crazy cat lady, I take offense to that.

hahahah... I'd be crazy cat man if I wasn't allergic. I took in strays and suffered 'cause I felt sorry for 'em and loved 'em. I'm stickin' to bunnies and puppies after our last kitty Mossad passed away.
Now we just have our Jack Russell, Mason, but I so want a bunny or 15.

[Octo]

but I so want a bunny or 15.

Not 15, no. That would make you a crazy bunny man.