God help us all.... A Justin Bieber creepy stalkey chick legally changed her name so she can pretend Bieber is her husband...
Quote:Read more: express.co.uk
Gabrielle Newton-Bieber, 22, sleeps with a cardboard cut-out of the Canadian singer [...]
She has five Bieber tattoos and owns every record, DVD, perfume, nail polish and make-up item the star has ever put his name to.[...]
She hopes pretending to be married to him will encourage him to meet her when he tours the UK next year – leading to a real-life romance.
Supermarket worker Gabrielle, from Worksop, Notts, said: [...] I always call Justin my husband when I talk to people.
"I say, ‘I’ve got to go, my husband is just on the TV’. They find it a bit weird because we are not really married. Maybe one day.”
Gabrielle, who has never had a boyfriend, swears the only man who can make her happy is her idol or someone who looks exactly the same.
It hit me like a ton of bricks how close this pathetic dork is to people obsessed with other forums that, through shit behavior or inability to pay money and join the club; are kicked to the curb.
They go on and on about terrible the places they left are, when in reality; they crave the dysfunctional codependency and long to be again accepted by their worthless piers of conformity.