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Canada plans to invade Syria
04-16-2014, 01:22 AM #1
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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The pro-Israeli government of Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper is making diplomatic and military preparations for military intervention in Syria, leaked documents show.

Canada’s National Defense has drawn up at least five scenarios for the country’s military mission in Syria, according to documents obtained by the Ottawa Citizen.

In one scenario, Canada recognizes “a legitimate armed opposition group” fighting to overthrow the government of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

To justify a war on Syria, the National Defense alludes to “the rapidly deteriorating conditions in Syria, its impact on neighboring countries and … the importance of Middle East stability.”

Daniel Blouin, spokesman for the National Defense, has described such plans as “routine to significant international events.”

Separate documents reveal that Canada has been training alternatives to Assad’s government.

http://wakeupfromyourslumber.com/news/ca...vade-syria

This is beyond ridiculous. What'll we invade with, 50 year old Sea Kings and one sub permanently docked? Friggin West Edmonton Mall has more submarines than the Canadian Navy.

İmage
04-16-2014, 01:48 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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(04-16-2014, 01:22 AM)Shadow Wrote:  … the importance of Middle East stability.”

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War is the great stabilizer. Good job Stephen Herpes, good job. clap.gif
04-16-2014, 05:12 PM #3
yankees skier
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Bacon Evangelism coffeetime.gif

Biere.
04-17-2014, 02:36 AM #4
Accidental Stoner Member
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For real...

Sinister farce.

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04-18-2014, 05:09 PM #5
mystery Incognito Anonymous
 
(04-16-2014, 01:22 AM)Shadow Wrote:  The pro-Israeli government of Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper is making diplomatic and military preparations for military intervention in Syria, leaked documents show.

Canada’s National Defense has drawn up at least five scenarios for the country’s military mission in Syria, according to documents obtained by the Ottawa Citizen.

In one scenario, Canada recognizes “a legitimate armed opposition group” fighting to overthrow the government of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

To justify a war on Syria, the National Defense alludes to “the rapidly deteriorating conditions in Syria, its impact on neighboring countries and … the importance of Middle East stability.”

Spammer Blouin, spokesman for the National Defense, has described such plans as “routine to significant international events.”

Separate documents reveal that Canada has been training alternatives to Assad’s government.

http://wakeupfromyourslumber.com/news/ca...vade-syria

This is beyond ridiculous. What'll we invade with, 50 year old Sea Kings and one sub permanently docked? Friggin West Edmonton Mall has more submarines than the Canadian Navy.

İmage
lmao.gif well they won't be sending/ using any of their mighty cf 18 'cough' fighter jets cause they're headed for Poland then the Ukraine to make Putin tremble and think twice about invading the Ukraine would like to see the Pollock pilots face when he's in the C0ck pit of one and goes wtf is this crap his expression should look something like this

İmage
04-18-2014, 05:26 PM #6
Accidental Stoner Member
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04-18-2014, 06:19 PM #7
Kreeper Griobhtha
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The invasion will start with a multi-city tour by Justin Bieber. By the end of the tour the Syrians will be killing themselves en masse.

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
04-18-2014, 06:24 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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Flanked by Celine Dion I hear. It's going to be brutal. damned.gif
04-18-2014, 06:29 PM #9
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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chuckle.gif

Neil Young for the sudden death lmao.gif
04-18-2014, 06:29 PM #10
yankees skier
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Maybe move the Maple Leafs there too. coffeetime.gif

Biere.
04-18-2014, 06:35 PM #11
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(04-18-2014, 06:29 PM)yankees Wrote:  Maybe move the Maple Leafs there too. coffeetime.gif

Oh, sorry. I thought the point was to win...


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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
mystery Show this Post
04-18-2014, 06:35 PM #12
mystery Incognito Anonymous
 
(04-18-2014, 06:24 PM)Octo Wrote:  Flanked by Celine Dion I hear. It's going to be brutal. damned.gif
yeah she's beiber ready

İmage
04-18-2014, 06:40 PM #13
yankees skier
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(04-18-2014, 06:35 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(04-18-2014, 06:29 PM)yankees Wrote:  Maybe move the Maple Leafs there too. coffeetime.gif

Oh, sorry. I thought the point was to win...


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No, the point will be to have them languish forever, hoping that their team will win. chuckle.gif

Biere.
04-19-2014, 02:26 AM #14
Octo Mother Superior
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Oh I have another idea, Pamela Anderson could roll in over the dunes. She has sand experience and nobody will see that coming. Their heads will explode.
mystery Show this Post
04-19-2014, 11:24 PM #15
mystery Incognito Anonymous
 
(04-19-2014, 02:26 AM)Octo Wrote:  Oh I have another idea, Pamela Anderson could roll in over the dunes. She has sand experience and nobody will see that coming. Their heads will explode.
she's beefing up n getting ready as we type

İmage



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