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Carpet flying lessons the new craze for Christmas
Mustafa Show this Post
12-27-2017, 10:35 AM #1
Mustafa Incognito Anonymous
 
The ancient craft of carpet flying has finally returned to being fshionable and this Christmas we have seen literally hundreds of new pilots coming on board from all walks of life. The trick is in the weaving. Mind over matter for making lift off a breeze
12-27-2017, 03:27 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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It's never been really fashionable in these parts. It's the climate most likely, it's too damn cold.
12-28-2017, 01:17 AM #3
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Oh yes , I pity the People who've never had the pleasure .

Sadly , from a bad skid landing , my last one gained a hole large enough for me to
fall through ,,
and weaving is the art I never did learn well ,, so ,, oh well , at least I've lived it
12-28-2017, 02:18 AM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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Ouch! Rug burns! 13.gif
Mustafa Show this Post
12-28-2017, 03:11 AM #5
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(12-28-2017, 01:17 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Oh yes , I pity the People who've never had the pleasure .

Sadly , from a bad skid landing , my last one gained a hole large enough for me to
fall through ,,
and weaving is the art I never did learn well ,, so ,, oh well , at least I've lived it

When I was 10year old I remember with pride my grandfather used to win the race every year. It's not much different that flying a small aircraft . Strangely enough taking off is the easiest part because its all done with the brain . New carpets are fitted with gps and flying is just like air surfing, must catch the wind from underneath . So as you have experienced landing is the most difficult part because its done with brain wave deceleration. Must keep the thoughts very steady . Cannot be distracted with erotic thoughts or something like that otherwise you experience sudden loss of altitude . But it's great fun once the craft is mastered . Check out the number of carpet flying schools popping up around my Country.
12-28-2017, 04:04 AM #6
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Crazy People ,, my lawrd
12-28-2017, 05:20 AM #7
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(12-27-2017, 10:35 AM)Mustafa Wrote:  The ancient craft of carpet flying has finally returned to being fshionable and this Christmas we have seen literally hundreds of new pilots coming on board from all walks of life.  The trick is in the weaving. Mind over matter for making lift off a breeze

I'm in...or rather I'm on.
Mustafa Show this Post
12-28-2017, 09:19 AM #8
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(12-28-2017, 04:04 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Crazy People ,, my lawrd

Yes , I know what you mean.
I have a lot of empathy for crazy people.
Sometimes I wish I also was crazy.
I rather be crazy than wise because crazy have lots more fun.
Also crazy have 10 times more sex than wise.
This is why normal people activities are compared to crazy . That's why they say to each other : they f.... Like crazy..., or they w.....like crazy.., or they c.... Like crazy..., or they s....like crazy. Crazy set the bar for the rest to emulate
12-28-2017, 01:25 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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You don't have to be stupid to be crazy
Mustafa Show this Post
12-28-2017, 03:02 PM #10
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(12-28-2017, 01:25 PM)Octo Wrote:  You don't have to be stupid to be crazy

;) you are certainly right. In fact the best crazy are not stupid at all.
Stupidity is a very complex state of intelligence because there are 4 different types of stupidity.
To me the least harmfless type of stupidity is the people who by their own actions do not harm themselves and do not harm others. Then there are those who because of their stupidity harm themselves but not others.
Then there are those who by their own stupidity harm others and also harm themselves. But the most despicable type of stupidity is that which the idiots by their stupid actions cause great harm to others but no harm to themselves .. Megalomaniacs.. Most world leaders are endowed with this last type of stupidity.. Their actions cause no harm to themselves but calamitous for humanity.
12-28-2017, 03:24 PM #11
Octo Mother Superior
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I don't think that counts as stupidity. I think it's more stupid to allow such to happen.
Mustafa Show this Post
12-28-2017, 03:44 PM #12
Mustafa Incognito Anonymous
 
(12-28-2017, 03:24 PM)Octo Wrote:  I don't think that counts as stupidity. I think it's more stupid to allow such to happen.

:) trust me please!!
I am a stupidity expert.
The stupidity displayed by megalomaniacs cannot be diagnosed nor prevented until the damage has been done.
Could the Jews have stopped Hitler stupidity and prevent the holocaust??
Could the French have prevented Bapoleon from invading Russia??
Could the Italians have prevented Mussolini?
Could the Americans have prevented Bush?? Indeed they elected him twice.
.... And what about Trump??? Can the Americans prevent him from launching WW3??
:)
12-28-2017, 04:21 PM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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I'm not defining stupid the same way you do.
Mustafa Show this Post
12-28-2017, 05:17 PM #14
Mustafa Incognito Anonymous
 
(12-28-2017, 04:21 PM)Octo Wrote:  I'm not defining stupid the same way you do.

My definition is clinical.
In psychiatry stupidity falls I. The 4 condensed classifications I have described
Crazy is not stupid
12-28-2017, 09:03 PM #15
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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I was stupid enough to go Crazy Once ,,,


it was the most Fun I ever had in Life ,,

Might do it again today , I heard it's addictive though , so just a small dose of Crazy this time .


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