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Catholic monks are the happiest
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07-31-2017, 09:27 AM #1
Catholic Incognito Anonymous
 
The results of an extensive survey of monks from different faiths concludes that catholic monks are the happiest, most appeased and most serene of all them.
They are the least stressed and least apprehensive about their spiritual and temporal well being.
Especially no stress about food supply and comfortable accommodation.
Self sufficient in garden vegetables and fruit trees especially grapes which allows them to experiment making oil and wine to ancient biblical recipes
07-31-2017, 01:53 PM #2
Strigoi Member
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Un Strigoi printre noi
07-31-2017, 02:43 PM #3
bohica Member
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That's nice.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
07-31-2017, 02:57 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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(07-31-2017, 01:53 PM)Strigoi Wrote:  Great link 15.gif


The study was probably done by his wife Fatima who likes to study men.
07-31-2017, 02:57 PM #5
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Sure is.

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07-31-2017, 04:24 PM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
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They probably are the happiest.

All their room and board is paid and they have a lot of Altar Boys around them. Then their powerful employer protects them when they get caught molesting them.

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
07-31-2017, 05:05 PM #7
Fatima Incognito Anonymous
 
(07-31-2017, 04:24 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  They probably are the happiest.

All their room and board is paid and they have a lot of Altar Boys around them. Then their powerful employer protects them when they get caught molesting them.
In my village we used to kill the pig in Early January, just after Christmas so every year in November before the feast of St Martin the monks used to come around from the monastery and left a clay pot for each family.
When we killed the pig we melted the fat and made lard and we filled up the clay pot for the monks
they would come around in early February or just before Ash Wednesday and collect the lard filled clay pots from each family
and they would pull a sugar lollie from under their habit for us kids to enjoy
sugar lollies made from melted brown sugar was the only rare sweets we had as treats for rewards on specil occasions
07-31-2017, 06:55 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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(07-31-2017, 05:05 PM)Fatima Wrote:  
(07-31-2017, 04:24 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  They probably are the happiest.

All their room and board is paid and they have a lot of Altar Boys around them. Then their powerful employer protects them when they get caught molesting them.

and they would pull a sugar lollie from under their habit for us kids to enjoy

Sugar lollie...

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