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09-05-2017, 08:51 AM #1
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
Need advice on how to get girls.
09-05-2017, 10:47 AM #2
stan Incognito Anonymous
(09-05-2017, 08:51 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Need advice on how to get girls.

When you walk into the petsmart wink at the dog with the bows in her hair.

Oh you're human? I guess make one that manifests in real life? I think you can do something like that (won't be exact but have attributes) but don't know that you can do that and it's basically schtooping yourself but eh yeah.

In a general sense human girls used to eat at the food court in a mall on my planet when a person of this age bracket (teenager) would ask this question.

If you're one of these bird people I can't help you pick up flamingos.
09-05-2017, 12:22 PM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,036 Threads:765 Joined:Feb 2011
Be confident. Just walk up and start talking. Don't talk about nerd stuff. Talk about them.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
09-06-2017, 03:31 AM #4
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,515 Threads:238 Joined:Feb 2011
You came to the right Man with this question .

Pick a Chick
walk up to her

ask if she still has that Hickey you gave her

she will answer : You never gave me a Hickey

Reply : Sorry about that , don't know how I missed you , here , take this one

Grab her ass quick , hold on tight and suck her Neck , planting a Hickey on it .

she'll love you for it

be safe , be sure to have your Rubber on your Tongue first .
09-06-2017, 09:40 AM #5
Strigoi Diavolul
Posts:1,765 Threads:92 Joined:Mar 2011
(09-05-2017, 08:51 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Need advice on how to get girls.

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Un Strigoi printre noi
09-06-2017, 07:10 PM #6
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,515 Threads:238 Joined:Feb 2011
Leave it to Strigoi to have the BEST Answer . yay.gif

Strigoi , pick up the Winners Stuffed Doll next to the Water Cooler .
09-06-2017, 09:18 PM #7
Gumby AKA Chtumby
Posts:1,723 Threads:235 Joined:Mar 2013
Ask Bill Cosby


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09-06-2017, 10:12 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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