60,000 plus emails sent. REJECTED.
Tens of thousands of girls on dating sites. REJECTED.
Went to Nevada for hooker, SHE TAKES MONEY AND RUNS?
Why why why me? I'm going to put a bag over my head, call myself the big bag head because no one wants to look at me. So hideous. I am sick of fcking picture of computer support girl on basement floor!
WHY DOES THIS WORLD HAVE SUCH HIGH STANDARDS?!?!
WHY DOES CHAD NEED SO MANY GIRLS?