(02-09-2018, 07:46 AM)JayRodney Wrote: Cool MIL story.
Yes my mother in law very rich and very snob
She wear white pants and silk top with scarf in the house and she always put on Gucci sunglasses when she go in the kitchen because she never cook nothing.
She always say to me : Fatima, she say to me... Fatima , I don't like you one little bit.
But I love my son and I want my son to be very happy in bedroom, she say to me.
She say don't worry about cooking, you just worry about keep my son happy in bedroom.
If my son no happy in bedroom he have affair with secretary so you must learn all the trick to make love very spicy.
She say to me : Fatima you must learn Kama Sutra like the Indians .
Go to India and learn Kama Sutra, she say to me... I like my son to have big smile.
So piss off I say to her. Piss off from me.
I no want go to hell with Indian Om spirit in my body