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12-20-2012, 09:12 PM #1
bohica Member
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When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more,

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,
Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all
the cider and hidden the liquor.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas
tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to
stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. Not a lot of people know this.
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There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
12-20-2012, 09:16 PM #2
yankees skier
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Biere.
12-20-2012, 09:26 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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lol.gif No wonder we don't have that tradition.

Real Santa has a secret booze stash. coffeetime.gif
12-20-2012, 09:31 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif Santa traded his sleigh for a fjord.

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12-20-2012, 09:51 PM #5
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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The four stages of life – You believe in Santa Claus – You don’t believe in Santa Claus – You become Santa Claus – You look like Santa Claus. chuckle.gif
12-20-2012, 10:17 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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I should be good to go for a few then whew.gif Don't look like Santa yet. I'm still at the first stage in fact. beerbong.gif


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12-20-2012, 10:32 PM #7
Accidental Stoner Member
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Good one, bohica.


Had a day a bit like that meself yesterday.
Minus the angel.
12-20-2012, 10:50 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(12-20-2012, 09:51 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  The four stages of life – You believe in Santa Claus – You don’t believe in Santa Claus – You become Santa Claus – You look like Santa Claus. chuckle.gif



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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
12-20-2012, 10:59 PM #9
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(12-20-2012, 10:50 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(12-20-2012, 09:51 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  The four stages of life – You believe in Santa Claus – You don’t believe in Santa Claus – You become Santa Claus – You look like Santa Claus. chuckle.gif



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I'm at stage 3...very expensive. gaah.gif



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