Church ruins Christmas for kids, reveals Santa isn't real

**Octo** · 12-01-2015, 01:57 AM

Ffs, this was local news, I have to translate it for you guys. It's so cruel but I lol'd.

Ok google translate didn't work out so well, it was horrible so in short;

Over here it's a tradition for schoolkids, preschoolers and kindergarten kids to celebrate advent, the countdown to xmas, with a church service specifically for kids, talking about Jesus and the usual stuff Christianity made an addon for our Yule solstice celebration.

Anyway, on one such occasion on Friday the preacher took the opportunity to ruin Christmas for hundreds of kids by revealing the harsh truth of it all.

"Now remember kids, keep yo wishlist short because yo poor ass parents may not afford it, bitches"

Ok so I'm paraphrasing, but kids are crying and parents are upset

http://svenska.yle.fi/artikel/2015/11/30...tomtebluff

Local drama

**Octo** · 12-01-2015, 02:12 AM

Yeah sure. Those 3 wise men were Santa's sidekicks.

**JayRodney** · 12-01-2015, 02:12 AM

I found a picture of the church...

İmage

Here's Finnish pastor...laveijärvi

İmage

He want's to babysit your children and grand kids.

**Coolchick** · 12-01-2015, 02:13 AM

well boo on them eh

it is the spirit of santa that i believe in..

**Coolchick** · 12-01-2015, 02:14 AM

(12-01-2015, 02:12 AM)JayRodney Wrote: I found a picture of the church...

Here's Finnish pastor...laveijärvi

He want's to babysit your children and grand kids.

**Octo** · 12-01-2015, 02:14 AM

He wants them in his lap!

**JayRodney** · 12-01-2015, 03:27 AM

He'll let them fondle his snake.

**Octo** · 12-01-2015, 03:47 AM

♪♫Jingle bells jingle bells, jingle all the way¨`*•♫.•´*.¸.•´♥ ♫♪♫

12-01-2015, 07:33 AM

Yes of ƒükking course it's about the "birth of Jesus", not at all about Winter Solstice.

Jesus Christ, people are idiots.

Smite the nullbrains, Lord, before they get us all killed!

**JayRodney** · 12-01-2015, 02:02 PM

The fact the day falls on solstice is mere coinkydink and has nothing to do with pagan tradition.

**Octo** · 12-01-2015, 02:07 PM

(12-01-2015, 07:33 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote: Yes of ƒükking course it's about the "birth of Jesus", not at all about Winter Solstice.

Jesus Christ, people are idiots.

Smite the nullbrains, Lord, before they get us all killed!

Are you serious?

**Kreeper** · 12-01-2015, 02:32 PM

(12-01-2015, 02:09 AM)the white ribbon Wrote: santa isnt real?

wtf..

but its still Jesus's birthday?

Nope. Just another fairy tale.

**Kreeper** · 12-01-2015, 02:33 PM

(12-01-2015, 02:07 PM)Octo Wrote:
(12-01-2015, 07:33 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote: Yes of ƒükking course it's about the "birth of Jesus", not at all about Winter Solstice.

Jesus Christ, people are idiots.

Smite the nullbrains, Lord, before they get us all killed!

Are you serious?

The quotation marks around birth of Jesus tell me no.

**UniqueStranger** · 12-01-2015, 03:47 PM

I remember the day I was told Santa wasn't real. It was a sad day because Santa brought the magic - nevermore.

**Accidental Stoner** · 12-01-2015, 04:25 PM

(12-01-2015, 02:33 PM)Kreeper Wrote:
(12-01-2015, 02:07 PM)Octo Wrote:
(12-01-2015, 07:33 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote: Yes of ƒükking course it's about the "birth of Jesus", not at all about Winter Solstice.

Jesus Christ, people are idiots.

Smite the nullbrains, Lord, before they get us all killed!

Are you serious?

The quotation marks around birth of Jesus tell me no.

Obvious sarcasm is obvious.

Winter solstice, spring and autumn equinox, midsummer.
Can't bloody well find any more in-your-face-obvious
reasons to throw a good party on this here planet.

Oi veh.