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Church ruins Christmas for kids, reveals Santa isn't real
12-01-2015, 03:47 PM #16
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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I remember the day I was told Santa wasn't real. It was a sad day because Santa brought the magic - nevermore.
12-01-2015, 04:25 PM #17
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(12-01-2015, 02:33 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(12-01-2015, 02:07 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(12-01-2015, 07:33 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Yes of ƒükking course it's about the "birth of Jesus", not at all about Winter Solstice.

Jesus Christ, people are idiots.

Smite the nullbrains, Lord, before they get us all killed!

lol.gif Are you serious?

The quotation marks around birth of Jesus tell me no.

Obvious sarcasm is obvious.

chuckle.gif

Winter solstice, spring and autumn equinox, midsummer.
Can't bloody well find any more in-your-face-obvious
reasons to throw a good party on this here planet.

Oi veh.
12-01-2015, 04:57 PM #18
Cloud Atlas Member
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Ofcourse I don't believe in Santa, I'm a grown up now.

But I was raised believing in the fairy tale, and I don't know what age I was when I learnt it's not true. What I know is that it was a very happy childhood and I would never deprive the fun of it from my children or grandchildren.

To do so, I think it's a cruel and selfish thing that grown ups do.

Happy Christmas Ho Ho Ho

“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.” ― David Mitchell
12-01-2015, 05:18 PM #19
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When I learned the truth about Santa Claus was a hoax, I lost my appetite, my grades fell. I didn't speak to my parents for a whole year. I became an alcoholic. Started smoking a pipe. I was a physical mess.

İmage

12-01-2015, 05:39 PM #20
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(12-01-2015, 05:18 PM)Free Store Wrote:  When I learned the truth about Santa Claus was a hoax, I lost my appetite, my grades fell. I didn't speak to my parents for a whole year. I became an alcoholic. Started smoking a pipe. I was a physical mess.

you poor thing, can't imagine what you do when you discover He's real;

my advice : stay away from bridges.

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“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.” ― David Mitchell
12-01-2015, 06:09 PM #21
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I will be 50 this month and I still remember being told about Santa. Except the assholes couldn't just tell me there was no Santa. They told me Santa had been shot and killed.

İmage

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
12-01-2015, 06:25 PM #22
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(12-01-2015, 05:39 PM)Cloud Atlas Wrote:  
(12-01-2015, 05:18 PM)Free Store Wrote:  When I learned the truth about Santa Claus was a hoax, I lost my appetite, my grades fell. I didn't speak to my parents for a whole year. I became an alcoholic. Started smoking a pipe. I was a physical mess.

you poor thing, can't imagine what you do when you discover He's real;

my advice : stay away from bridges.

lmao2.gif
Stay back. Tell me it ain't so !

İmage

İmage

12-01-2015, 07:28 PM #23
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(12-01-2015, 03:47 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  I remember the day I was told Santa wasn't real. It was a sad day because Santa brought the magic - nevermore.

İmage

Just Plain Nuts.
12-01-2015, 08:00 PM #24
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(12-01-2015, 07:28 PM)Coolchick Wrote:  
(12-01-2015, 03:47 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  I remember the day I was told Santa wasn't real. It was a sad day because Santa brought the magic - nevermore.

İmage

Maybe the tooth fairy did.
12-01-2015, 08:22 PM #25
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i want one of these sleepshirts..

İmage

lol

Just Plain Nuts.
12-01-2015, 08:26 PM #26
Octo Mother Superior
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chuckle.gif
12-01-2015, 08:26 PM #27
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif Leave him some space cakes and milk wearing that and you'll have a new car in the driveway.

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12-01-2015, 08:32 PM #28
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(12-01-2015, 08:26 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  chuckle.gif Leave him some space cakes and milk wearing that and you'll have a new car in the driveway.

can i have a license too?

Just Plain Nuts.
12-01-2015, 08:33 PM #29
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12-01-2015, 08:40 PM #30
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(12-01-2015, 08:22 PM)Coolchick Wrote:  i want one of these sleepshirts..

İmage

lol

Lovely.

I'd rather have what's in it in that photo.




Ummmh....on 2nd thoughts...scrap that.
Ain't worth the trouble.



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