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Cleanest Karma on Earth
07-29-2014, 08:10 AM #1
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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I bought this Sailboat today for $20

I bought the Motor on it yesterday for $50

Know why I get such good deals ?

because ,,, I have Beepers

and that proves I have the cleanest Karma on Earth


so there
07-29-2014, 08:16 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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I believe you Roger. A good dog makes you look like a good person.

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Is the boat for Beepers?
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07-29-2014, 08:33 AM #3
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07-29-2014, 03:21 PM #4
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Rog', you certainly score some amazing deals. We feel positive if they don't overcharge us at the grocery.

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07-29-2014, 06:26 PM #5
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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(07-29-2014, 08:16 AM)Octo Wrote:  I believe you Roger. A good dog makes you look like a good person.

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Is the boat for Beepers?

Yes
that little Boat is Beepers

She used her allowance for the week to buy it .

We are thinking of building a canopy on it .

There is a Free fiberglass camper shell , from a pick up truck

if I stand 6 stanchions on the top of the gunnels

at 4 foot high
set the camper shell on them

She'll be in the shade , as she boogies about .
07-29-2014, 06:39 PM #6
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07-29-2014, 06:58 PM #7
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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here's the deal on the Boat

A tenant of the marina had two of these O'Day Day Sailers

he stopped paying his slip fee's about 5 years ago

The marina put a lien on the boats for back slip fee's

after 30 days the marina had the titles to these two boats

The boats set for 5 years unattended .

about 3 years ago , I was about to buy both of the Boats , but ,,,

I already had several Boats in the Marina .

Now roll forward 3 years

My Buddy asked about the two boats , I said , ask the harbor Master , he will sell one to you .

So ,,, Eric Bought the Tan Sailboat for $150 from the Marina .

Meanwhile some Tweeker on Meth , had stolen the Mast and Boom
off the Blue one that Beepers bought .

I was walking down the docks , noticed the little boat was missing the mast and boom ,

The Harbor master stopped next to me ,

I said : " Well how nice , thieving idiots , I may as well buy it and put a Motor on it .
and let Beepers have her own Boat .

he said : " I'll give it to you for Lunch Money " ( An Old American euphemism )

I turned to him , whipped out a twenty dollar bill , and said:::::::::::::

" You're on , here , enjoy lunch on Beepers "

He said : " You want that ? "

I replied : " Nope , ah hell no , but Beepers needs her own scoot for when she sneaks out at night "

he replied to that with : " She can have it , put your money away , you can have it for free "

I forced the twenty on him saying " Hey , Beepers can pay her own way , she ain't
no slouch ya know "

and now , Beepers is captain of her own ship , she earned her eye patch .
07-30-2014, 06:07 AM #8
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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At the moment I am writing this post , I am b
making a new Rudder for the Boat ,,

Pics soon to follow

soon means ,,, well ,,, when you are retired , what does soon really mean
failboat Show this Post
07-30-2014, 08:41 AM #9
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(07-30-2014, 06:07 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  At the moment I am writing this post , I am b
making a new Rudder for the Boat ,,

Pics soon to follow

soon means ,,, well ,,, when you are retired , what does soon really mean

are you going to call your boat "failboat"? :D
that would be so cool. :D
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07-30-2014, 08:42 AM #10
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07-30-2014, 08:58 AM #11
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,572 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
(07-30-2014, 08:41 AM)failboat Wrote:  
(07-30-2014, 06:07 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  At the moment I am writing this post , I am b
making a new Rudder for the Boat ,,

Pics soon to follow

soon means ,,, well ,,, when you are retired , what does soon really mean

are you going to call your boat "failboat"? :D
that would be so cool. :D

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07-30-2014, 09:30 AM #12
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Failboat ?

man anything that happens this cool

ain't proper to call it a fail
galley
a Sun Deck with palm trees
a Movie theater

Telescope for Star gazing

and a direct line to off shore betting
watch , I'll post pics as I bring this baby back to life

a work in progress

it will have a hardtop roof

a Mud bath salon
barber shop

and a Barbie and Ken Abortion clinic

PLUS ,,, a Beepers Pedicure station/Puppy Pamper Salon
failboat Show this Post
07-30-2014, 09:37 AM #13
failboat Incognito Anonymous
 
(07-30-2014, 09:30 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Failboat ?

man anything that happens this cool

ain't proper to call it a fail
galley
a Sun Deck with palm trees
a Movie theater

Telescope for Star gazing

and a direct line to off shore betting
watch , I'll post pics as I bring this baby back to life

a work in progress

it will have a hardtop roof

a Mud bath salon
barber shop

and a Barbie and Ken Abortion clinic

PLUS ,,, a Beepers Pedicure station/Puppy Pamper Salon

i would feel honored if you called it failboat. :D
07-30-2014, 09:45 AM #14
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,572 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
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07-30-2014, 09:08 PM #15
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Well failboat

there is one Boat in our Marina ,,, that actually has that name already painted on it .

problem is , to read the name on it , you have to swim down to it .

only the mast is above the water line now .

I guess it failed as a boat .



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