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07-28-2011, 04:28 PM #1
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Dear Dad,



$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,Your $on.

A week later....the response from Dad arrived:

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraghy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task and you can never study eNOugh.

Love, Dad.


Eh, Yankees?? chuckle.gif
07-28-2011, 04:57 PM #2
yankees skier
Posts:5,898 Threads:215 Joined:Feb 2011
chuckle.gif

I still have one in college. gaah.gif

Biere.
07-28-2011, 05:20 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,265 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
That wa$ truly $ublime if you kNOw what I mean. 37.gif Yankees, I feel for you. Education is free here believe it or not, in fact, you are paid to go to school. Amazing what can be done in a country where offensive wars are not being fought all over the world simultaneously.

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07-28-2011, 05:47 PM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I had a 4.0 and had to drop out because of money. We make too much for anything besides loans and not enough to afford it. But, we could quit contributing to society all together and I could become a Welfare student and I couldn't be kicked out even if I were flunking.

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This very subject has actually had me seriously consider moving to Canada and becoming an ex-pat. Especially when I consider that my kids will be no better off.


I digress. It was a funny joke and I am going to ruin the mood.

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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
07-28-2011, 07:14 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(07-28-2011, 05:47 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  I digress. It was a funny joke and I am going to ruin the mood.

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hump.gif good luck with that beerbong.gif

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07-28-2011, 07:15 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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sick bastard chuckle.gif
07-28-2011, 07:55 PM #7
Ghostie Member
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(07-28-2011, 07:15 PM)Octo Wrote:  sick bastard chuckle.gif
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07-28-2011, 08:01 PM #8
yankees skier
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İmage

Biere.
07-28-2011, 08:28 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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nice school uniform chuckle.gif

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07-29-2011, 05:47 AM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,574 Threads:633 Joined:Feb 2011
I like to wear shorts like that.

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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night



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