Comet ISON = Nibiru = Planet in orbit around the Suns companion star a Brown Dwarf = Nemesis!
Or The Truth! ISON is actually a fleet of ALIAN Space craft racing toward us at unstoppable speeds!
1 Large mother ship and 7 small attack ships! These Aliens Are vicious GAY HOMO Masochistic Butt Fuckers that have already sent scout infiltrators to rile up the population of earth into a good fight!
List of Alien Infiltrators: (TheInfoCollecter)( Solar Warrior)( indigowiz)(Obama)( Currahee)( LoP Guest)(Byden)(Bonier)( tethys)( Maggie)( Anonymous Coward)
Because they love a good fight before they ƒück ! They are all HOMO sexual creatures that HAVE huge DICKS and lay eggs in your intestinal tracts! You will have GAY SCOUTS to riase! This is how they will assimilate us and turn us into them!
THEY Will invade! They will use Domination and Masochistic awful Butt ƒükking Torture to impregnate your intestinal tract with Alien EGGS that hatch in your ass!