Crafty Germans fly to the store in bathtubs

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 02-14-2018, 09:07 PM

OMG !
I LOVE the Crazy Bastard in some people , this World needs as many as we can get .

thanks for the smiles Octo
this is great .
I'm installing those on my Sailboat .

**Accidental Stoner** · 02-15-2018, 02:18 PM

Hahaha

Gotta love the landing gear solution there

**JayRodney** · 02-15-2018, 04:37 PM

I can't believe how stable it is.

02-15-2018, 05:31 PM

It's all good until it rains.

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 02-15-2018, 06:12 PM

I can understand the Camera

but who wears a Helmet taking a Bath ?

02-15-2018, 08:04 PM

**Strigoi** · 02-16-2018, 01:18 PM

(02-14-2018, 09:07 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote: I'm installing those on my Sailboat .

Let's see it!

02-16-2018, 02:55 PM

Now I know what happened to the bathtub in my apartment.

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 02-25-2018, 05:12 AM

~~~~ Under World Scenes ~~~~~

First I came to think of it
as something very strange

within a short while ,
it's eyes opened
and on seeing me ,,
across with a slide
it's mouth gave a smile

if this was Normal ,
I missed it coming in
because that simple smile
had changed to a thought
that replied ;;;
" Hello there my little Friend "

To think it could speak
was beyond acceptance
of my mind
so as knees became
wobbling and weak
I fell through a Hole in time

Nothing is forever
but this I'd never expect
it was sorta clever
to have fallen so far
without even breaking my Neck ,,

I can fly , or so it's been said
but I can't fly that damn far
for sure , I thought I'd be dead

and when I landed
it was on my feet ,,
that's a Turn I thought
kinda makes this
mystery complete

is this a Movie
another dream ,, ?

or some figment
from eating something evil
and unclean ,,, ?

I ain't a special man
not even close

even still ,
I'll have you understand
I've been known to turn
quickly into
a type of hansom Ghost ,,

Looking up to the hole
I saw him descend

and as he alighted down
again he smiled ;;;;
" Hello there my lttle Friend ,,,

I couldn't reply
my mouth just
hung wide and agape

is this some kind of Human
or is it ,,
a type of Ape ,,

just then ,
his Voice turned to Ice
" that thought of me
in your mind ,,
I'll have you know ,,
is not very Nice "

Oh pardon me I thought
and as it came through my mind

he replied to that
" Just be sure you're on your toes
and always , be very kind "

a hiss arose behind me
and as I spun ,,,

I saw the Village Idiot
laughing at the Fun ,,

" What manner of hell might this be "
I asked as his chin began to soak
in spittle from the laughter ,,
as he replied ,,
look Alabaster,
this here ,,, this ain't no joke ,,

Oh F_ck me ! I said ,
loud enough
to cause a slide ,,
and before
the three of us
could escape
we're taken for a ride ,,,

We may have been scared
too scared to even breath
but that little ride we shared
turned to relief ,,,

for upon settling down
and when the dust had cleared

we were all snuggled together
in my Bed , them stuffed dolls
and me .
and who am I ???
well , have you not heard ???
they call me Professor Weird ~~~~~~~~~~~

~~~~~ HA ! let's see somebody you know beat THAT !

**Strigoi** · 02-25-2018, 11:12 AM

I'm not even going to attempt it.

**UniqueStranger** · 02-28-2018, 09:07 PM

(02-15-2018, 05:31 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote: It's all good until it rains.

It's all good until one of the whirly things fails, then it's ass up or nose dive.

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 03-01-2018, 03:53 AM

(02-25-2018, 11:12 AM)Strigoi Wrote: I'm not even going to attempt it.

ya gotta know this Coffee is really really good .

03-01-2018, 04:15 PM

Coffee? I'd love to see what you'd come up with after a big bud.