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Crazy Guest.
10-05-2012, 07:49 PM #1
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So this guest from Germany arrived today. He checks in and I show him to his room. After about a half hour he comes out of his room and I offer him a beer on the house (normal policy). Well anyone would think I just offered him something dangerously illegal, he goes into a major rage, telling me I am an infidel and why am I offering a beer to a German Muslim in a Muslim country. Say what, I respond. It's not like it is banned here or anything. Then I get the third degree about how I should convert to Islam and cease my "Haram" (bad) ways.

Like I don't need this B/S I respond as he is careered out the door on the end of my boot. Half an hour later her returns with the Police!! I explain my side and offer the 2 cops a beer which is accepted. So the German then has a go at the Police who manhandle him out the door and into the cop van and of they go.

What a morning. Never a dull day.

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I need a beer or 2. beerbong.gifbeerbong.gif

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10-05-2012, 07:53 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Omfg lmao.gif Glad to see you practice the same polices as we do here. beercheer.gif

Holy crap, extreme much? beerbong.gifrofl.gif
10-05-2012, 07:54 PM #3
yankees skier
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İmage

Biere.
10-05-2012, 07:55 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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Where's the bacon? 13.gif


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10-05-2012, 07:56 PM #5
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(10-05-2012, 07:54 PM)yankees Wrote:  İmage



lmao.giflmao.giflmao.giflmao.gif

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10-05-2012, 07:58 PM #6
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(10-05-2012, 07:55 PM)Octo Wrote:  Where's the bacon? 13.gif


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If he had been nice about things I would have given him Bacon for breakfast. chuckle.gif

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10-05-2012, 08:01 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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chuckle.gif

I'm sure it's a stressful situation to have tard guests but thanks for sharing. Turns stressful into hilarious in no time at all. lmao.gif
10-05-2012, 08:03 PM #8
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Wow, that was much ado about nothing.
10-05-2012, 08:09 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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awful people will be awful. 15.gif
10-05-2012, 08:20 PM #10
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(10-05-2012, 08:01 PM)Octo Wrote:  chuckle.gif

I'm sure it's a stressful situation to have tard guests but thanks for sharing. Turns stressful into hilarious in no time at all. lmao.gif


That's why I came in here with bit for a bit of stress relief. Thanks emo-daj.gifpuffpuffpass.gifcheers.gif

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10-05-2012, 08:26 PM #11
Octo Mother Superior
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chuckle.gif No probs hug.gif We were just talking about that in fact, how things tend to change just by putting them out there instead of brewing them for a long time. Seriously, there are better things to brew. beercheer.gif
10-05-2012, 08:32 PM #12
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Hey Octo, can I borrow your alien for a day or three? I could do with some of that exclusive therapy.

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10-05-2012, 08:44 PM #13
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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chuckle.gif I don't believe you turn the vid camera away.
10-05-2012, 09:34 PM #14
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(10-05-2012, 08:38 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  NODOOM,, i usually , in such a situation ,,,

will ask the NUT how i can convert ,,, so as to gain their trust and calm them down ,,

as they explain how to convert ,,, i act as though i am intently listening, while i am really scheming a way to get the fucker tricked into the stairwell where i can give him a push ,,

that is after i turn the surveillance camera toward the ceiling of course chuckle.gif


Thank you, I'll keep that in mind should the occasion present itself again.


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10-05-2012, 10:36 PM #15
That one guy Incognito Anonymous
 
Maybe slap a sign on your door.

"Warning. Beer is consumed here."

But then again. The peaceful muslims may burn your place down.



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