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Crocodile sent to hospital after being crushed by fat woman on a circus bus
05-28-2014, 11:56 PM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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Meanwhile in Russia...

A crocodile had to be taken to hospital after it was crushed by an 18-stone Russian woman on a bus.

The seven foot reptile called Fedya was travelling on a circus bus full of performers and was fast asleep when the vehicle hit a bump in the road near Severomorsk, in Russia, sending the woman flying.

The woman, an accountant for the circus troupe, was not wearing a seatbelt and tumbled on top of the crocodile which happened to be sleeping near her, according to RIA Novosti

The Soviet Circus, based in the region of Murmansk, feared for the reptile's life after the shock left it vomiting for three hours.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...n-bus.html

Poor croc!

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05-29-2014, 12:00 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif 18 stone? That's like two and one half fortnights divided by three pounds sterling... chuckle.gif

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05-29-2014, 12:03 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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lmao.gif Splendid!

18 stone is 114.305 kilos. That's enough to crush a number of animals. damned.gif
05-29-2014, 03:53 AM #4
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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She was the accountant??? Sounds like the Fat Woman Sideshow Star. damned.gif

Perhaps she was just anglin' fer a new pair of boots?
05-29-2014, 09:12 AM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif and matching handbag/lunchbox.

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05-30-2014, 09:53 PM #6
yankees skier
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Future People of Walmart Star. coffeetime.gif

Biere.
05-30-2014, 10:10 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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Her stage name should be Bouncing Betty
05-30-2014, 10:23 PM #8
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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Still ~ I'm trying to imagine a croc puking for three hours ~ it can't be pretty.

And..if ya' think about it ~ does the reptile have teeth? I mean the damn thing was riding INSIDE the bus in his own seat, apparently uncaged.. What's up with that?

Who gets the short straw to sit between Betty and Croc?

Mercy, I hope they have plenty of recreational drugs and beer on that bus ride of the damned.

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The more I think about this story, the more it seems like a spoof ~ too damn funny and far-fetched, eh?
05-30-2014, 10:52 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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I imagine both Betty and the Croc had vodka, but I was thinking it must have been one helluva bump in the road to send her flying. damned.gif
05-31-2014, 01:01 PM #10
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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(05-30-2014, 10:52 PM)Octo Wrote:  I imagine both Betty and the Croc had vodka, but I was thinking it must have been one helluva bump in the road to send her flying. damned.gif

'Zactly, and TYVM, Octo. cheers.gif

The more you think about this tale the more concocted it is.
05-31-2014, 01:06 PM #11
Octo Mother Superior
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Here's a link to the original story http://ria.ru/incidents/20140520/1008560078.html

Ria Novosti, It's official news damned.gif
05-31-2014, 09:15 PM #12
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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Well, that clears it up. rofl.gif
05-31-2014, 09:59 PM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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Most certainly. bob.gif



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