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Cue up the banjos... A woman is gonna' marry her dog to protest gay marrage
07-02-2015, 07:30 PM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Not willing to set herself on fire, a South Dakota county clerk has decided to oppose gay marriage in a less painful but equally nonsensical way: She will try to marry her dog.

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This is really creepy. I think the judge should not only marry the clerk and her k9 companion, but also ensure the marriage is consummated. coffeetime.gif

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07-02-2015, 07:31 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Ummm blink.gif
07-02-2015, 07:34 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Won't be long until men have more than one wife. mormons.gif

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07-02-2015, 07:35 PM #4
US nli Incognito Anonymous
 
chuckle.gif Cue up the banjos...
07-02-2015, 08:33 PM #5
bohica Member
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Does everyone here mean to say they never considered having sex with one (or more) of their pets?

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
07-02-2015, 08:41 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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Well I wouldn't want to speak for everyone here, but I myself never considered being intimate with my dog. damned.gif
07-02-2015, 09:01 PM #7
SpiritMasonChazz Member
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This gay marriage court room media clown show must go on. Why because if the didn't no one would care if they want to go in the back door to munch carpet. Its a side show to keep the tube addicts from understanding true global issues. I say good for Her marry that dog its probly more worthy than some brainwashed trendy human anyway
07-02-2015, 09:08 PM #8
SpiritMasonChazz Member
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(07-02-2015, 07:34 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Won't be long until men have more than one wife. mormons.gif
I wonder if those craftey Mormons are Hebrew Jewish. They sure know how to live the easy life off the land. And have plenty of there off spring going. They know city life was for fruits and nuts all along.
07-02-2015, 09:11 PM #9
SpiritMasonChazz Member
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Or maybe those nerdy looking bike riders are Johobas same Hebrew concept.
07-03-2015, 12:38 AM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(07-02-2015, 08:33 PM)bohica Wrote:  Does everyone here mean to say they never considered having sex with one (or more) of their pets?

Are you data mining? chuckle.gif

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07-03-2015, 01:47 AM #11
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(07-02-2015, 08:33 PM)bohica Wrote:  Does everyone here mean to say they never considered having sex with one (or more) of their pets?


I'm damn sure not consuming that much peanut butter by myself.

Just sayin'.

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I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
07-03-2015, 02:28 AM #12
White Ribbon call me
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(07-02-2015, 07:30 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Not willing to set herself on fire, a South Dakota county clerk has decided to oppose gay marriage in a less painful but equally nonsensical way: She will try to marry her dog.

If you have adblock running you have to disable it to view the rest, more here: http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/06/30/...-marriage/

This is really creepy. I think the judge should not only marry the clerk and her k9 companion, but also ensure the marriage is consummated. coffeetime.gif

She has been getting it doggy style since he was a pup, its only fair she makes a man out of him and marries him..

Woof
07-03-2015, 02:39 AM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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Probably.

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07-03-2015, 02:41 AM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Mmm huh
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07-03-2015, 03:07 AM #15
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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To me, this is just a far out, not normal, reaction...so, yes, bring out the banjos and let's all remember deliverance.



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