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Cynicalabsurdance , The end of a Strange Life
08-05-2018, 08:09 PM #1
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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ok , and so , I'm rolling south along the Coast , and this Road is full of
very Fat Tourist ,
all of them are Waddle Bellies , and kinda just stand on the edge of the road
looking out into nothing .

Their Minds dulled by years of T.V. watching , I guess they're all waiting
for the commercial interruption so they can muse on what shiney object
they want to buy next .

I'm driving 5 under the speed limit , and as I enter a Turn ,
one of the Fat Tourist Men wanders out into the Middle of the Road ,

He's staring straight ahead , glaze in his eyes , and I'm sliding
sideways trying to avoid hitting him'
as my Horn blares : " get the f_ck out of the Road "

He doesn't flinch a bit
He's Braindead to his situation and Totally gone to someplace
only his eyes can see , which isn't where he is at the moment .

I slide up the slope around him ,
back onto the Road with a Broken Rim and flat tire .

My new Windshield is now broke from a Tree Branch , My mind is Broke from
his complete unawareness of what he just caused for an accident ,

and my throat is raw from screaming at him .

He's still back there , sitting now , on a Bench , staring out over the Sea , his
wife next to him , and a Selfie on their Phone .

Me ?

well , I'm here at the Clinic with a Neck Brace and broken ankle .

Some Nurse with a really pretty Face , but huge wide hips , is checking me out
of the Clinic .

My truck is at the Impound ,
and I have no clue where my Cell Phone is .

A State Patrol Officer is supposed to come get me and take me
to my Truck , But I can't drive it anyway , because it's a stick shift
and my left Ankle is Broken .

My Tongue is swollen where I bit into it , My Back feels like
Jaba the Hut farted on my Spine ,,,
My Head is splitting in Half ,,,

and the Coffee here at the Clinic taste like Sewer Water .

I hope that Fat Bastard Tourist is Enjoying his Over Medicated
f_cking Vacation .

People like him , over medicated with Psyche Meds , need to stay
at Home , where the World is safe from them .

Gotta go now
the State Trooper is here to take me to my Truck .

bye bye
08-05-2018, 08:19 PM #2
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,218 Threads:232 Joined:Feb 2011
Turns out , I can't drive my Truck out of the Impound Yard .
so an Employee brought it out to me .

I asked if the Impound yard had any Lien Sale Vehicles with an Automatic Trans
that I could buy .

they have several.

I'm buying a Subaru Wagon with a Rack to carry all my gear .

F_CK does my Body ache from the accident .

I received pain pills at the clinic
but as most already know , I don't take drugs of any kind,,, EVER !
so ,,, I'll suffer the Pain and grind it out .

my jaw is sore and probably needs to be racked back into proper
alignment , hurts like heel to speak .

Gonna try and drive to a Motel and stay in bed a few days .

Junk yard offered $200 for the Truck , gonna take it ,
the Subaru only cost me $450 , so the vehicle sh_t is settled .

Given the Cancer , broken Ankle , sore joints and Nerve Damage

I think a good plot at a cemetery is sounding damn good right now .

F_ck life on this Planet , it sucks here .

Space , the Best and Final Frontier ,,, sounds pretty awesome .
08-05-2018, 08:21 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,463 Threads:1,559 Joined:Feb 2011
Oh man, that's civilization for ya sad2.gif
08-05-2018, 08:23 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I'd take one of those pain pills and go someplace and chill.
You've been through some trauma, you need rest and lots of it.

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08-05-2018, 09:55 PM #5
RLK Member
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damned.gif Take care of yourself CA, you got me worried.
08-06-2018, 01:13 AM #6
bohica Member
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Hang in there buddy.
Lots of people love you.

I'm in my seventh decade on Earth. I know things.
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08-06-2018, 01:17 AM #7
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08-06-2018, 01:19 AM #8
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wave.gif CA you have to hang in there hug.gif
08-06-2018, 02:14 AM #9
bohica Member
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Check out Paul Stamets
Host Defense.
If I ever go to the Dr again, and get diagnosed with the big C, I will use mushroom extracts available from this company.

I'm in my seventh decade on Earth. I know things.
08-06-2018, 06:15 AM #10
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(08-05-2018, 08:09 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  ok , and so , I'm rolling south along the Coast , and this Road is full of
very Fat Tourist ,
all of them are Waddle Bellies , and kinda just stand on the edge of the road
looking out into nothing .

Their Minds dulled by years of T.V. watching , I guess they're all waiting
for the commercial interruption so they can muse on what shiney object
they want to buy next .

I'm driving 5 under the speed limit , and as I enter a Turn ,
one of the Fat Tourist Men wanders out into the Middle of the Road ,

He's staring straight ahead , glaze in his eyes , and I'm sliding
sideways trying to avoid hitting him'
as my Horn blares : " get the f_ck out of the Road "

He doesn't flinch a bit
He's Braindead to his situation and Totally gone to someplace
only his eyes can see , which isn't where he is at the moment .

I slide up the slope around him ,
back onto the Road with a Broken Rim and flat tire .

My new Windshield is now broke from a Tree Branch , My mind is Broke from
his complete unawareness of what he just caused for an accident ,

and my throat is raw from screaming at him .

He's still back there , sitting now , on a Bench , staring out over the Sea , his
wife next to him , and a Selfie on their Phone .

Me ?

well , I'm here at the Clinic with a Neck Brace and broken ankle .

Some Nurse with a really pretty Face , but huge wide hips , is checking me out
of the Clinic .

My truck is at the Impound ,
and I have no clue where my Cell Phone is .

A State Patrol Officer is supposed to come get me and take me
to my Truck , But I can't drive it anyway , because it's a stick shift
and my left Ankle is Broken .

My Tongue is swollen where I bit into it , My Back feels like
Jaba the Hut farted on my Spine ,,,
My Head is splitting in Half ,,,

and the Coffee here at the Clinic taste like Sewer Water .

I hope that Fat Bastard Tourist is Enjoying his Over Medicated
f_cking Vacation .

People like him , over medicated with Psyche Meds , need to stay
at Home , where the World is safe from them .

Gotta go now
the State Trooper is here to take me to my Truck .

bye bye

You are being cynical and causing a disturbance.
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08-06-2018, 07:18 AM #11
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İmage
08-06-2018, 08:03 AM #12
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08-06-2018, 11:33 AM #13
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So sorry to hear that sad2.gif
08-06-2018, 02:28 PM #14
Strigoi Member
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Take care of yourself Cyanical hug.gif

Un Strigoi printre noi
08-07-2018, 12:24 AM #15
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,218 Threads:232 Joined:Feb 2011
Ah hell , I ain't dead yet .

but I think the Dr. wants to wire my jaw shut , pfft .

just Pin the Jaw is what I think .

about now , That Old Fat Tourist Bastard is sitting in an air-conditioned
Denny's restaurant , sucking up a Fudge Sundae
and ,,,

a Senior " FAT FOOD " Plate .

I don't even know wht Town I'm in .

it's about two blocks long , smells like a Wood Mill is close by ,
and I think The Ocean is only a couple miles away .

I'm at the DooSmell Hotel , and all the Maids have a Red Dot in forehead .

am I Dead ?

or is this the U.S. after it fell to Pakistan ?

gawd I hurt so bad


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