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02-25-2019, 06:11 AM #286
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,569 Threads:240 Joined:Feb 2011
Well , nothing to Rant about today .

Nice display of UFO Lights over Deming New Mexico Last night , lots of witnesses to that one Man .

Had a Damned Good Hike into the Mountains early this Day , with a Fellow Treasure Hunter , showed 'em
some Knights Templar Glyphs ,,,

Impressive .

I also had the opportunity to SCARE the Bejebus out of some other Hikers while we were inside a Cave and they Passed by .

I can Make this very loud Mountain Lion Snarling Noise , I mean , it sounds like the real deal folks .

As they were strolling their boot taes past the Cave ,,,

I let out a Screeching Snarl ( we could see them , they couldn't see us ,,, hee heee )

after about 30 seconds , and while the men in the group had their walking sticks raised to defend
against a Possible Cat attack ,,

I came around out of the back side of the Cave , snuck in behind them ,,

and in one of my best " Old Hillbilly Voices ,

I yelled at their Backs : " Who in Dad Burn Hell is making that Gawd Awful Damned Noise ? "

" Ya woke up my Dead Wife as I was Trying to bury her old ass ,,, Now I gotta go back to puttin' the Seat down for her "

" Gude Lawrd People ! "

Then I went back into the Cave to giggle my ass into a freaking Comatose state .

Ya don't get that kind of Fun any where but with me Man .

Also ,

This forums threads are reading like George Noory's Commercials on Coast to Coast .

Flu this

Disease that

Sick here

Colds and Allergies there

WTF People ?

has this Place become the Feminist Hypochondriac outpost ?

A Feminist

an Obsessive Chronic Hypochondriac ,,,

and fucking Me ,

are the only fucking people posting here .

well , only Rant I have for today .

see ya in 2 years from now , and the threads on the front page will still be the ones now .

Farting out


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02-26-2019, 08:53 AM #287
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:15,740 Threads:475 Joined:Jun 2012
A feminist, a person, yes a person seeking equality, that deserves human rights. Is that such a pushing force against you Roger?
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02-26-2019, 11:22 AM #288
Ernie Kovacs Incognito
 
(02-25-2019, 06:11 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Well , nothing to Rant about today .

Nice display of UFO Lights over Deming New Mexico Last night , lots of witnesses to that one Man .

Had a Damned Good Hike into the Mountains early this Day , with a Fellow Treasure Hunter , showed 'em
some Knights Templar Glyphs ,,,

Impressive .

I also had the opportunity to SCARE the Bejebus out of some other Hikers while we were inside a Cave and they Passed by .

I can Make this very loud Mountain Lion Snarling Noise , I mean , it sounds like the real deal folks .

As they were strolling their boot taes past the Cave ,,,

I let out a Screeching Snarl ( we could see them , they couldn't see us ,,, hee heee )

after about 30 seconds , and while the men in the group had their walking sticks raised to defend
against a Possible Cat attack ,,

I came around out of the back side of the Cave ,  snuck in behind them ,,

and in one of my best " Old Hillbilly Voices ,

I yelled at their Backs : " Who in Dad Burn Hell is making that Gawd Awful Damned Noise ? "

" Ya woke up my Dead Wife as I was Trying to bury her old ass ,,, Now I gotta go back to puttin' the Seat down for her "

" Gude Lawrd People ! "

Then I went back into the Cave to giggle my ass into a freaking Comatose state .

Ya don't get that kind of Fun any where but with me Man .

Also ,

This forums threads are reading like George Noory's Commercials on Coast to Coast .

Flu this

Disease that

Sick here

Colds and Allergies there

WTF People ?

has this Place become the Feminist Hypochondriac outpost ?

A Feminist

an Obsessive Chronic Hypochondriac ,,,

and fucking Me ,

are the only fucking people posting here .

well , only Rant I have for today .

see ya in 2 years from now , and the threads on the front page will still be the ones now .

Farting out

02-28-2019, 09:58 PM #289
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,552 Threads:1,590 Joined:Feb 2011
(02-25-2019, 06:11 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Well , nothing to Rant about today .

Nice display of UFO Lights over Deming New Mexico Last night , lots of witnesses to that one Man .

Had a Damned Good Hike into the Mountains early this Day , with a Fellow Treasure Hunter , showed 'em
some Knights Templar Glyphs ,,,

Impressive .

I also had the opportunity to SCARE the Bejebus out of some other Hikers while we were inside a Cave and they Passed by .

I can Make this very loud Mountain Lion Snarling Noise , I mean , it sounds like the real deal folks .

As they were strolling their boot taes past the Cave ,,,

I let out a Screeching Snarl ( we could see them , they couldn't see us ,,, hee heee )

after about 30 seconds , and while the men in the group had their walking sticks raised to defend
against a Possible Cat attack ,,

I came around out of the back side of the Cave ,  snuck in behind them ,,

and in one of my best " Old Hillbilly Voices ,

I yelled at their Backs : " Who in Dad Burn Hell is making that Gawd Awful Damned Noise ? "

" Ya woke up my Dead Wife as I was Trying to bury her old ass ,,, Now I gotta go back to puttin' the Seat down for her "

" Gude Lawrd People ! "

Then I went back into the Cave to giggle my ass into a freaking Comatose state .

Ya don't get that kind of Fun any where but with me Man .

Also ,

This forums threads are reading like George Noory's Commercials on Coast to Coast .

Flu this

Disease that

Sick here

Colds and Allergies there

WTF People ?

has this Place become the Feminist Hypochondriac outpost ?

A Feminist

an Obsessive Chronic Hypochondriac ,,,

and fucking Me ,

are the only fucking people posting here .

well , only Rant I have for today .

see ya in 2 years from now , and the threads on the front page will still be the ones now .

Farting out

Well sorry about not being here to entertain 24/7, we do have real life things to attend to.
02-28-2019, 10:01 PM #290
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,552 Threads:1,590 Joined:Feb 2011
Strigoi had a case of death in her family and is taking some time off, but I'm not generally keeping track of our members.
07-10-2019, 10:43 PM #291
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,569 Threads:240 Joined:Feb 2011
Ok , so ,,,

Ummm ,,, uh ,,,

Well ,,,,
I ain't Dead yet , that was just a Rumour that some Baggy Lipped Moron was spreading on the Forums .

But give me another Week , and maybe I can get Dead by then ,,,

can you wait a Week ?

alrighty then ,,, I'll try to Die within a Week ,,, just for you guys ,,,

See how Nice I am ?
07-10-2019, 10:50 PM #292
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Posts:1,294 Threads:11 Joined:Aug 2012
Quote:Well , nothing to Rant about today .
Yeah;Me neither.
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' Welcome to My Nightmare '
07-11-2019, 07:24 AM #293
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:15,740 Threads:475 Joined:Jun 2012
(07-10-2019, 10:43 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Ok , so ,,,

Ummm ,,, uh ,,,

Well ,,,,
I ain't Dead yet , that was just a Rumour that some Baggy Lipped Moron was spreading on the Forums .

But give me another Week , and maybe I can get Dead by then ,,,

can you wait a Week ?

alrighty then ,,, I'll try to Die within a Week ,,, just for you guys ,,,

See how Nice I am ?

And, we are all happy you are not dead yet. In my life, I am listening to people that tell me they want to die for various reasons. I don't get it.
07-11-2019, 11:51 PM #294
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,569 Threads:240 Joined:Feb 2011
Well to get it , I guess ya have to try it at least once .

I died several times , it's an awesome release to get out of the Body , Liking being Steam cleaned after mucking in the Mire .

Or like dropping 400Lbs of ugly Fat over Night .

Ya just feel Free .
07-18-2019, 05:59 AM #295
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:15,740 Threads:475 Joined:Jun 2012
Ending of one's life is a personal choice. My brother did it by living a bad life. You may do it Rog by not accepting medical help. Whatever...it's a choice. For me, I am keeping my gun handy when I need it.



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