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JollyRoger Show this Post
12-12-2012, 05:26 AM #1
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
I go to work this morning and it's pitch black and raining outside. I have to take a ferry to my job site. Work my arse off all damned day long installing gutter filters in the rain and cleaning their windows, made $200.00/hr, for 7 hrs of work, took ferry back, just got home ....

And it's pitch ass black again outside. =(

But.... At least I'm working.....
12-12-2012, 05:45 AM #2
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,782 Threads:1,182 Joined:Feb 2011
Damn fair $ite better than me and I do okay hi5.gif
12-12-2012, 05:46 AM #3
ocker1 Member
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$1400 fer a days work

Crikey yer a PIRATE orlrite
JollyRoger Show this Post
12-12-2012, 05:47 AM #4
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(12-12-2012, 05:45 AM)Shadow Wrote:  Damn fair $ite better than me and I do okay hi5.gif


I get big jobs like that sometimes. Doesn't always happen like that.
JollyRoger Show this Post
12-12-2012, 05:57 AM #5
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(12-12-2012, 05:46 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  $1400 fer a days work

Crikey yer a PIRATE orlrite


Yaarrr!!!!!
12-12-2012, 06:25 AM #6
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,782 Threads:1,182 Joined:Feb 2011
I had one contract like that, assaying woodlots (timber cutting permits supposed to be awarded to ranchers, only they never were, only retiring gov and industry highfliers).
JollyRoger Show this Post
12-12-2012, 08:07 AM #7
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(12-12-2012, 06:25 AM)Shadow Wrote:  I had one contract like that, assaying woodlots (timber cutting permits supposed to be awarded to ranchers, only they never were, only retiring gov and industry highfliers).


Cool. I had a sale last Summer for $5,760.00. took me two days. With one guy helping the first day. total man hrs. = 28.
12-12-2012, 08:12 AM #8
ocker1 Member
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S'pose ya paid the full TAX

or was it cash in hand
JollyRoger Show this Post
12-12-2012, 08:13 AM #9
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(12-12-2012, 08:12 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  S'pose ya paid the full TAX

or was it cash in hand


I listed it as cash on hand, but I will pay sales tax on it.

Income tax? Ptptptpt. Screw them.
JollyRoger Show this Post
12-12-2012, 08:15 AM #10
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(12-12-2012, 08:12 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  S'pose ya paid the full TAX

or was it cash in hand


Oh, i know what you mean...

no. I'm legit. I got kind of a deal going with a silent partner. He opened a business account and added me as a signatory. All money incoming goes under his SSN and anything I get paid.... I just draw. I have a debit card. i run the business and he collects a 25% check for the trouble.
JollyRoger Show this Post
12-12-2012, 08:38 AM #11
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(12-12-2012, 08:27 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  
(12-12-2012, 08:15 AM)JollyRoger Wrote:  
(12-12-2012, 08:12 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  S'pose ya paid the full TAX

or was it cash in hand


Oh, i know what you mean...

no. I'm legit. I got kind of a deal going with a silent partner. He opened a business account and added me as a signatory. All money incoming goes under his SSN and anything I get paid.... I just draw. I have a debit card. i run the business and he collects a 25% check for the trouble.



EXACTLY !

I beat a Bank for $50,000 through a sweet real estate loan

house was to cost $282,000 to build

I spent $232,000 ( brought it in under by $50,000 but made it look like it cost
the full 282K )

took the whole amount
charged $50,000 to myself from myself
and gave the bank a $50,000 payment on the loan

can you figure how I did it ?


Ya gotta be a SNEAK cheers.gif


You see yourself as a corporate entity for business only and a free man in private. The Govt already sees you as a revenue producing Corporate Entity.

So, you just play their rules while in business. You can't do it half ass. that's how you get caught. Everything has to look like an expense. I consider myself a "Consultant". ; )
JollyRoger Show this Post
12-12-2012, 09:01 AM #12
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(12-12-2012, 09:00 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  heh heh

and i get food stamps lmao.giflmao.giflmao.giflmao.giflmao.giflmao.giflmao.gif

Hey, i play fair

if it is fair for them to torture me and steal a treasure from me

i can be whatever PIRATE i so choose to be

there is nothing i am threatened by

too late for that, lol.gif


Yaarrr, matey...
JollyRoger Show this Post
12-12-2012, 09:08 AM #13
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(12-12-2012, 09:06 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  I edited the post to add Black Bart

read it again

uhhuh.gif


Black Bart knew his shite.



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