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Dave's Ultimate Insanity Hot Sauce
JollyRoger Show this Post
02-01-2013, 07:54 AM #1
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
Burning the world one drop at a time....

http://www.firehotsauces.com/hs0101.html

Disclaimer: Read description of product in the link before using.

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JollyRoger Show this Post
02-01-2013, 07:57 AM #2
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
Just look at the ratings!




ğkkin insane!!!, August 25, 2011
Reviewer:
jethro
You know its hot coz when u sit on the loo in the morning....you’re arse goes down for a drink!!!



Get Ready, July 18, 2010
Reviewer:
Tim
This stuff is so hot. Please use caution, if you have problrms breathing or heart problems leave this shït alone it is not for you, it is also not for people who think they like it hot but really don’t you also have to put a rag in your mouth in the restroom the next day or everyone will hear you scream.
JollyRoger Show this Post
02-01-2013, 07:59 AM #3
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
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JollyRoger Show this Post
02-01-2013, 08:01 AM #4
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
I've tried it. My friend gave me one drop one day and after I woke up, I almost killed him. One drop per pot and he put one drop on my tongue.

Fucker...

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02-01-2013, 08:01 AM #5
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,777 Threads:1,182 Joined:Feb 2011
Totally Politically incorrect joke...

So, Joe goes to his doctor and gets diagnosed with AIDS. The doctor prescribes Joe fry a chopped cabbage with garlic and seasoned with Dave's Ultimate Insanity Hot Sauce.

Joe says "Oh Doc, will this cure my AIDS?"

The doctor replies "No, but it'll teach you what your asshole is for"
JollyRoger Show this Post
02-01-2013, 08:02 AM #6
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(02-01-2013, 08:01 AM)Shadow Wrote:  Totally Politically incorrect joke...

So, Joe goes to his doctor and gets diagnosed with AIDS. The doctor prescribes Joe fry a chopped cabbage with garlic and seasoned with Dave's Ultimate Insanity Hot Sauce.

Joe says "Oh Doc, will this cure my AIDS?"

The doctor replies "No, but it'll teach you what your asshole is for"


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JollyRoger Show this Post
02-01-2013, 08:04 AM #7
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
seriously though. This shït is no joke.

That's some hot HOT hot sauce.
JollyRoger Show this Post
02-01-2013, 08:06 AM #8
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(02-01-2013, 08:01 AM)JollyRoger Wrote:  I've tried it. My friend gave me one drop one day and after I woke up, I almost killed him. One drop per pot and he put one drop on my tongue.

Fucker...

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It was CLEARLY a violation of the 8th amendment.
02-01-2013, 08:10 AM #9
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,777 Threads:1,182 Joined:Feb 2011
chuckle.gif I thought I liked hot sauce until my hubby bought me some Franks extra hot hot sauce aaah2.gif I put maybe a tbsp in a pot of chile and it was ... enough. But a drop per pot? damned.gif
JollyRoger Show this Post
02-01-2013, 08:13 AM #10
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(02-01-2013, 08:10 AM)Shadow Wrote:  chuckle.gif I thought I liked hot sauce until my hubby bought me some Franks extra hot hot sauce aaah2.gif I put maybe a tbsp in a pot of chile and it was ... enough. But a drop per pot? damned.gif


It says "One drop at a time".

Drop..... Test...... Drop..... Test.... etc.
JollyRoger Show this Post
02-01-2013, 08:14 AM #11
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
It actually left a blister on my tongue.
02-01-2013, 01:35 PM #12
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,851 Threads:655 Joined:Feb 2011
There are some insanely hot sauces around. I've had a few that required a signed release form just to buy them.


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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
JollyRoger Show this Post
02-01-2013, 07:48 PM #13
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(02-01-2013, 01:35 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  There are some insanely hot sauces around. I've had a few that required a signed release form just to buy them.


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Marketing ploy. But great idea!
02-01-2013, 07:54 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,366 Threads:1,483 Joined:Feb 2011
We have an extra hot sauce that has the devil on the label. damned.gif

We also have a whole range of hot sauces available in the American food section at the store. I should take a picture of the selection, we're on our way there now.

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02-01-2013, 09:04 PM #15
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:15,179 Threads:429 Joined:Jun 2012
I can't tolerate any hot spicy anything. I once broke out in hives from eating extra spicy Italian sausage we bbq'd.

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